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[TheUsual]

I know this stuff is a success in gaming circles, real talk though I don’t trust gamer fuel let’s be real this is me:

I tried that stuff a few years back and I felt awful. Maybe if I was in my teens or early 20s I could tolerate it, but not now.
But a teen/early 20-something wouldn't need it to begin with.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Dorito's Pope made a fortune from #gamerfuel and here you losers are consuming it for no financial benefit.

 

[GeekyDad]

Pooping or boring movies/TV. Those are the only times, really, I make time for gaming, so I guess you could consider them fuel.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

Flamin Hot Nacho Doritos Juice.

What you do is you crack the bag, pour in 16oz of hot water, half a gallon of Evan Williams, two cups of sugar, Paprika, five limes thoroughly squeezed and three cloves of garlic. Re-seal bag with $800 industrial-strength sealing equipment (important). Bury the bag in your auntie's backyard next to your uncle's body. After six days and four fullmoons, unearth Doritos, perform ancient scarification ritual in which you slice both your ass cheeks horizontally to get the true pain haptics for your online gaming sesh.

Now you're ready but be sure to shake profusely with bag open so half of the content can also spray inside your console and PC's air vents for an additional 0,0012kd increase. When you did that, just get a colander and pour into an unwashed Turbo Grafx 16 console box. Game on brothers and sisters.

 

[22:22:22]

Con-Z-epT tears of joy when he collects another plat.

Seriously though, black coffee

 

[Codes 208]

Baja blast is finally permanent

So that

 

[Fart Knight]

A jug of water

 

[Laptop1991]

Yeah, Coffee as well, i drink far too much of the stuff.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Water

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Yeah, Coffee as well, i drink far too much of the stuff.

Don't take too much, it can cause heart problems.

 

[Sub_Level]

Water and/or coffee. Nothing beats a hot cup of coffee on a chilling cold Saturday morning while you boot up a game.

 

[RECTALTORMENT]

Water (Crack Cocaine)

 

[Faust]

Bawlz. Lots and lots of Bawlz.

 

[Halo is Back]

I mixture of weed and coffee. I can game for hours with this combination. Sometimes I can get too high to play certain games but I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[BeforeU]

I don't even remember the last time I had a long gaming session. Probably been months, used to play Warzone with few friends. Usually sipping beer or just water. I despise soda/softdrinks

 

[Northeastmonk]

My dream house would probably have a fridge full of La Croix in the game room.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Tea or Coffee hits the spot.

 

[22:22:22]

Coffee and sometimes some alcohol (mostly with scary games)

In my teens it was mostly coffee and weed. Have some good memories from those times. 4 player melee or Capcom vs SNK 2 with friends.

 

[Monokrom]

Trocadero Zero for life.