But The Bears Still Suck
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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
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But The Bears Still Suck
this man speaks the truth!
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
lol if the Bears go to the Super Bowl I'll wear whatever awful avatar you guys can come up with for an entire offseason
BlackGhost
Banned
No More Brown Water 2014.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
someone remember this
Grover Cleveland
Member
Just from a quick (way too early) post draft reaction, I'd say the Niners are the most talented team in the league.
6 games against playoff teams from last year + 4 games against Arizona and STL will be tough though.
6 games against playoff teams from last year + 4 games against Arizona and STL will be tough though.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Seriously. No one needs to remember this. Shit, if it happens I'll wear a happy Cutler av for a month.
The Artful Dodger
Member
We should just pass around gata's avatar so people feel ashamed of having something in common with gata.
PhoenixDark
Banned
Black Bowl? Eznark might not even watch.
sf2fanatic
Member
I like Gata's other avatar. The one with the bird giving a gator a chokehold
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm so sure of myself that I'll say the Bears won't go to the Super Bowl for the next five seasons (or until after Cutler is gone whichever is sooner).
Bears are a joke of a franchise with a coach from the CFL.
Book it.
Bears are a joke of a franchise with a coach from the CFL.
Book it.
The data transfer process is already happening. Peyton has fully 'docked' with Os and Dysert. Once his body dies, the remaining two will fight to the death until one is victorious and the rightful heir to the Gibson Supercomputer contained within Peyton's massive fivehead. We can keep the information alive, but we don't have the technology to keep the body alive.
castefootball postgame writeup isn't going to wriite itself
The_Darkest_Red
Member
This is why I miss you.
Grover Cleveland
Member
That guy watched the whole Super Bowl in the living room instead of in the basement.
Make sure yall send him a Christmas card
That Bronco fan knows what's up. Face of determination. What you don't know is that his basement is a lab, harvesting 3D printed body parts to attempt to let Peyton live forever. He tried to preserve Elway in a similar fashion, but the technology was too immature. Plus it was hard to get enough electricity to run the equipment back then because Shanahan's tanning booth was down there. Coach get what coach wants I guess.
It's the only logical explanation. Just like Win XP, even Peyton will get fazed out.
Futurevoid
Member
Thats right, I said levels and you'll just have to like it!
Seriously though hard to blame the kid for being aggressive.
In further terrible news:
Hixon is a good dude and was well liked in the Giants locker room. Hate to see that happen to him. He's announced his retirement on twitter:Himynameischris
Member
Shits about to go down...
Cable is flickering.
Stay safe!
sf2fanatic
Member
lttp but Lee already done? i'm reading bottom ticker on cbssports
Also stay safe Konka
Also stay safe Konka
Futurevoid
Member
ESPN is saying torn ACL in his left knee. He'll be shut down for the season.
drive northwest to me for safety!Shits about to go down...
Cable is flickering.
chicagocubsfan
Member
This shit must have already come through your neck of the woods.
Are you proposing a five year avatar bet?
yankeehater
Member
Name one. Russ is going to be incredible this year with a full year of Harvin and the defense will be just as good.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Falcons and Bucs got better
Packers get better just by virtue of not having Aaron Rodgers on the sideline for half the year
Giants and Redskins got better
Rams and Niners got better
Bears, Saints, Eagles, Cardinals will probably be as good as they were last year
Vikings and Cowboys are non-factors
Lions are a complete and total wildcard
The only team I can say definitively regressed is probably the Panthers. But that defense will still make games dogfights
BlackGhost
Banned
Surprised Collision Low Crossers is almost $30 on amazon, still plan to read it this summer though.
I'll be sending him a case of his favourite bear!
You're alright Godslay =)
The Eagles, Redskins, Bears, Lions, Packers, Falcons, Saints, Bucs all could be contenders outside of the NFCW, which is just a terrifying division to be playing.
But I'm always an optimist, and the offseason is when all teams look terrific, and it feels wide open right now. edit: What Mr Grover said as well, I have no idea what the Panthers could be like.
Yeah, it's on my to-read list soon I think. Itching to get back to a Football read.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm pretty sure that's what I'm saying...
The Bears going to the Super Bowl with Jay Cutler is lol-worthy at it's finest.
Himynameischris
Member
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Can't stop the dragon. It is known.
September 9th for the soft cover. I can't even read hard cover books.
WesternHeretic
Member
Seattle vs pats for sb this year then seattle vs colts the following.
Russell taking out Manning, brady and then Luck three years in a row.
BOOK IT.
Russell taking out Manning, brady and then Luck three years in a row.
BOOK IT.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Now that's a bet I'd take action on. Seahawks aren't repeating.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Rangers are going to lose thus series
WesternHeretic
Member
You're right we aren't repeating we are threepeating.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
BlackGhost
Banned
Hmmm thanks for that, might just wait. But I would like to read the book before the season starts.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Who was the last team to repeat as champions?
Broncos?
Broncos?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
pretty much. and i don't know that it will happen. there is too much unhappiness with contracts on the team. kap, crabtree, aldon, iupati unsigned to long term deals. staley, boone, VD being underpaid. gore is a lame duck RB for one more year. then you get into the questions on our CB's. even in years where everything is great on paper you have a very slim chance to win a superbowl because everything needs to fall in place. add the issues we have to that uncertainty and it will be even more difficult!
only my boy blame can save us now. but WILL he?!