My rundown of the best and worst episode of all time.
+A lot of people criticize Mance's portrayal, but I think it is effective in the show. He is shown as a cultured and sympathetic leader. I've enjoyed all of his scenes thus far and I think he has chemistry with Jon.
+STANNIS. I loved the contrast between Stannis' well-trained army and the chaos of the wildlings. I know a lot of us were looking forward to this scene and I think they pulled it off as best as it could have been (minus the chant). I can't wait for more Stannis/Jon scenes. "You're talking to the one true king, BOY." Davos doesn't care if you're Azor Ahai you're gonna get #REKT. Mel was also undressing Jon with her eyes.
+I know we are all complaining about all non-book scenes that got in the way of Stoneheart, but I liked Jon's talk with Tormund and Ygritte's Vader funeral. A very strong and memorable way to end her story.
+Pycelle is so underrated. I liked that they are building up to Robert Strong and Cersei's like in Qyburn. It should be interesting to see how crazy that guy gets next year. I do admit that lab looked like it was straight out of a Frankenstein movie.
+Dany's scene was a great way to introduce the cultural conflict happening in Meereen. The man wanting to be a slave reminded me of Xaro's story in the same book, except here it's more direct. It adds more complexity to Dany's rampage through slaveland. Also the scene where she locks up the dragons was pretty emotional. But why is the BLACK dragon always the one to kill people hmm?
+How does The Hound get all the good fights? The fight between Brienne and the Hound was brutal. No chivalric combat here, just two people trying to kill each other by any means. The Hound is such a great character in the show. Some people are saying that Arya wasn't justified leaving the Hound like that, but I thought it had a solid buildup with her still harboring past resentment and recent events like him stealing from that family. CLEGANEBOWL INCOMING.
+I'm half and half on Tyrion's escape, so here's the good half. The wide shot of Tyrion with a strangled Shae was very sad and haunting. The scene where Tyrion has Tywin on the pot was also very well done, though book Tywin was more defiant even until the end. We don't get "wherever whores go" but "are you scared of a dead whore?" is still a pretty good line.
-THE WHITE BOOK. Why is no one complaining about this? THE WHITE BOOK is one of the best chapters in the entire series and is a perfect way to end Jaime's book 1-3 arc. They might be building up to it slowly, but him just pushing it aside seems such out of character. I feel like they have completely neutered Jaime's development in some way when it is one of the best arcs in the entire series. THE WHITE BOOK.
-Bran vs. the skeleton army was straight up redonkulous. First of all... SKELETONS? Skeletons are never, ever, ever scary and look stupid in movies and video games 100% of the time. Not to mention there was literally a damn army of them hiding underneath the snow. They wasted their CGI money on this? And for a show that is very aesthetically creative, they could not have botched CotF and Bloodraven's look more than they did. That kid looks like she was hanging out with Rufio in Hook. Bloodraven looks like Santa Claus in a tree. I was half-expecting him to lecture Bran on the meaning of Christmas. And the CoTF is chuckin' plasma grenades like she's on Snowbound. Don't even tell me, "but CGI is hard!" they could easily make them look better with practical effects and makeup. JUST GLUE A TWIG TO AN EYEPATCH AND PUT IT ON BLOODRAVEN.
+Here's the bad half of Tyrion's escape. I really feel like Tyrion hasn't lost enough. In ASOS, he leaves with nothing. He assumes no one cares about him and he cuts off ties with his family. I don't know how Tyrion's future is going to play out without that internal conflict. I think it's still possible. I think Tysha is a better story than simply loving Shae, but I can understand why the show did what they did. Though Shae not saying anything and going straight for the knife is a terrible move. She should've said SOMETHING. I don't think show only watchers would've been aghast if he killed her out of anger, I mean she just caught her in bed with his dad. It also doesn't make sense for Tyrion to talk about loving Shae when he just saw her try to kill him.
+GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WHERE IS LADY STONEHEART GRRM GAVE YOU THE BIGGEST TWIST YOU COULD'VE ASKED FOR AND YOU BLEW IT
This episode could have been one of the most shocking and memorable in TV history, but it just ended up inconsistent. Overall I enjoyed season four, though the new scenes were certainly more of a mixed bag than in previous seasons.