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cheststrongwell · Aug 15, 2014

I like the way SA does it. They force users into a specific thread, let them play for a bit, then ban them all in a ban holocaust.

Brakke · Aug 15, 2014

hehe tim dawg. great thread.

The Real Abed · Aug 15, 2014

YesManKablam said:
I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

Would you say you're boondoggled?

Mr Fahrenheit · Aug 15, 2014

I always get scared when I see besada post in any thread that I posted in.

Kodeman · Aug 15, 2014

Stumpokapow said:
I... don't know. Let me check, one sec. Oh also I'll be using your account to check.

Edit: Okay, at least that long.

Hahaha. damn.

That was great.

SquiddyCracker · Aug 15, 2014

Stumpokapow said:
I... don't know. Let me check, one sec. Oh also I'll be using your account to check.

Edit: Okay, at least that long.

Timedungoofednao.

Hot Coldman · Aug 15, 2014

Can you have an upside-down username, Stump?

besada · Aug 15, 2014

Saganator said:
1. Does my post contribute to the conversation?
2. Could my post be considered offensive?

These are good criteria. Especially #1. Especially on OT. Especially in a serious thread.

Mr Fahrenheit said:
I always get scared when I see besada post in any thread that I posted in.

Stumpokapow · Aug 15, 2014

Hot Coldman said:
Can you have an upside-down username, Stump?

Sure I can.

(But no, we're not going to process username change requests that are intentionally confusing, including the use of weird Unicode characters)

The Real Abed · Aug 15, 2014

ʍodɐʞodɯnʇS;125585846 said:
Sure I can.

(But no, we're not going to process username change requests that are intentionally confusing, including the use of weird Unicode characters)

Oh my god. I love this thread.

Hot Coldman · Aug 15, 2014

ʍodɐʞodɯnʇS;125585846 said:
Sure I can.

(But no, we're not going to process username change requests that are intentionally confusing, including the use of weird Unicode characters)

(I know)

(but thanks for the answer!)

GalacticAE · Aug 15, 2014

dudes can understand this thread title but "catching feelings" might as well be some other language.

AlteredForms · Aug 15, 2014

I don't get it.

Style · Aug 15, 2014

ʍodɐʞodɯnʇS;125585846 said:
Sure I can.

(But no, we're not going to process username change requests that are intentionally confusing, including the use of weird Unicode characters)

-Deimos · Aug 15, 2014

ʍodɐʞodɯnʇS;125535239 said:
I... don't know. Let me check, one sec. Oh also I'll be using your account to check.

Edit: Okay, at least that long.

This is a whole other level of tagging.

Hot Coldman said:
Can you have an upside-down username, Stump?

What the hell is going on.

hoggert · Aug 16, 2014

Sorry, I need to violate saganator's first rule but: Haha fuck I'm actually crying. Might be smoke and ashes from the grill but what the fuck happened at the end of this thread. I know but still.

hateradio · Aug 16, 2014

ʍodɐodɯnʇS;125535239 said:
I... don't know. Let me check, one sec. Oh also I'll be using your account to check.

Edit: Okay, at least that long.

ʍodɐodɯnʇS;125585846 said:
Sure I can.

(But no, we're not going to process username change requests that are intentionally confusing, including the use of weird Unicode characters)

I wonder if you guys have to copy and paste the name whenever you want to sign in, without cookies enabled.

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EdibleExplosives · Aug 16, 2014

The booondongling going on in this thread is bedazzling my bazongas.

The Real Abed · Aug 16, 2014

EdibleExplosives said:
The booondongling going on in this thread is bedazzling my bazongas.

Bazinga!

jerry1594 · Aug 16, 2014

What is timedog's name very long like that

Rest · Aug 16, 2014

besada said:

Holy crap, this is amazing. Do you ever post this before banning people? Or would that be too theatrical?

RiggyRob · Aug 16, 2014

Rest said:
Holy crap, this is amazing. Do you ever post this before banning people? Or would that be too theatrical?

That'd be like bishoptl posting his own BANNED gifs.

Overindulging yet hilarious.

lethial · Aug 16, 2014

I don't know how you guys do it but these types of threads are really awkward.

terrisus · Aug 16, 2014

Timedogggggggggggggggggggg g gggg g ggg g g g ggggg ggggg ggggggg ggggggggg ggggggggg said:
I'm wondering if you could maybe do one of one things for me, especially given this thread happened and there's no taking it back(I'm taking full responsibility for any negative results that arise from this thread. It's my fault 100%. ):

Answer this question: wat iz da longest u can have ur username b in units/segments/parts/quantization_levels/characters\text{}?

Also feel free to ban me for 1 million time units if this thread goes sour.

RIP in Peace Timedog

FunkyPajamas · Aug 16, 2014

Aeana said:
That is some special brand of paranoia. Nobody on staff actively goes looking for people to ban. We'd all be super happy if everyone on this site could make nothing but respectful, insightful posts and nobody had to be banned.

Aha! So now it's three mods that came running to the thread to deny the "rumor". Damage control much?

I am on to you mods! *shakes fist*

antitrop · Aug 16, 2014

Yeah, there was a guy that sat too far away from his television and complained that the text in a game was too small, so I got banned for thread whining.

Why would you do that? · Aug 16, 2014

Jackben said:
Heh. What was your name before "Why would you do that?"

Actually my name was always this, lol. In retrospect, maybe not the best idea, but ah well.

smokeandmirrors · Aug 16, 2014

yeah...

Rorschach · Aug 16, 2014

Blackace once made a thread titled something like "Post in this thread and get banned" then banned everyone who posted in that thread. Luckily, I was not dumb enough to post in it.

ReturnOfTheRAT · Aug 16, 2014

No. I'm not afraid.

terrisus · Aug 16, 2014

Why would you do that? said:
Actually my name was always this, lol. In retrospect, maybe not the best idea, but ah well.

Why would you do that?

Rorschach said:
Blackace once made a thread titled something like "Post in this thread and get banned" then banned everyone who posted in that thread. Luckily, I was not dumb enough to post in it.

One by one as they posted in the thread, or all in one big swoop?

ramuh · Aug 16, 2014

I'm always careful in the OT discussions that cover events that are like really serious. Other than that, when I see a fun thread happen, I like to chime in.

Goat Cheese.

weemadarthur · Aug 16, 2014

Stump, you broke Neogaf with that username

Basileus777 · Aug 16, 2014

Stump what have you done.

davepoobond · Aug 16, 2014

NO BANNING HONEY POTS, HUH? LOOK AT ALL OF THE THREADS BEING LOCKED AND PEOPLE BEING BANNED

weemadarthur · Aug 16, 2014

davepoobond said:
NO BANNING HONEY POTS, HUH? LOOK AT ALL OF THE THREADS BEING LOCKED AND PEOPLE BEING BANNED

To be fair, nobody said there were no ban honeypots. Just that mods don't make the threads.

davepoobond · Aug 16, 2014

weemadarthur said:
To be fair, nobody said there were no ban honeypots. Just that mods don't make the threads.

Its Armageddon out there, and you're in here playing semantics!

weemadarthur · Aug 16, 2014

davepoobond said:
Its Armageddon out there, and you're in here playing semantics!

Naturally. This is nerd central, and it contains enough grammar nazis to have a proper quorum.

terrisus · Aug 16, 2014

weemadarthur said:
Naturally. This is nerd central, and it contains enough grammar nazis to have a proper quorum.

Any place with grammar Nazi nerds and quorum is bound to be an interesting place.

weemadarthur · Aug 16, 2014

terrisus said:
Any place with grammar Nazi nerds and quorum is bound to be an interesting place.

A quorum OF g.n. Nerds. Not and. *revokes terrisus' grammar card*

Don't make me bring up quantum.

TheSeks · Aug 16, 2014

Stumpokapow said:
I... don't know. Let me check, one sec. Oh also I'll be using your account to check.

Edit: Okay, at least that long.

Is the line breaks intentional, though? If not they make it more hilarious.

Not · Aug 16, 2014

User33 said:
That thread title is one of the worst attempts at being funny I've ever seen.

That's mean

terrisus · Aug 16, 2014

weemadarthur said:
A quorum OF g.n. Nerds. Not and. *revokes terrisus' grammar card*

Don't make me bring up quantum.

Hopefully no one catches a bad bacterium.
Then we'd have to collect a piece of datum on it.

Tripon · Aug 16, 2014

Now nobody is the OP.

Prototype Viktor · Aug 16, 2014

Aeana said:
That is some special brand of paranoia. Nobody on staff actively goes looking for people to ban. We'd all be super happy if everyone on this site could make nothing but respectful, insightful posts and nobody had to be banned.

You mean everyone but Y2Kev

Rayis · Aug 16, 2014

I'm fairly sure I'm never going to get banned, I know how to behave and I stay non-controversial, it's easy

Rorschach · Aug 16, 2014

terrisus said:
One by one as they posted in the thread, or all in one big swoop?

IIRC, it was in one fell swoop. The thread was locked in one page.

Arkos · Aug 16, 2014

I feel like Anita Saarkesian threads are a proving ground.

I failed.

hipbabboom · Aug 16, 2014

User33 said:
That thread title is one of the worst attempts at being funny I've ever seen.

As a person who hears this a lot, I assure you, this isn't even the worst I'm capable of. I hope one day to make you say "And I thought the last title was bad."

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