"Remember, your reports and presentations will be due the Friday after next. There will be no exemptions or late credit," announces Mrs. Petterly for what has to be the fifth time in ten minutes.
In the back of the classroom, slowly swirling his index finger around an ink-filled etching on the face of his desk, sits your typical American teenager. Brown bangs swished to the side of his face, unbuttoned blue polo revealing a white T-shirt beneath, dark denim jeans, and a pair of shining white sneakers make up the almost standardized uniform for this average teen. Like most everyone else in the crowded room he reclines his head so it faces skyward and lets out a hyperbolic sigh.
"I most certainly hope that was a collective sigh of relief for being given such an interesting assignment instead of the usual tripe."
With several swift, well-practiced movements, that ordinary student lifted each of his clean sneakers off the carpeted floor, placed them on the text carriage of the desk/chair combo in front of him, leaned against the thin armrest on his right, and lazily lifted his left hand into the air.
A thin smile, nearly a smirk, crosses the aging teacher's face as she turns to address her pupil.
"Yes, Mr. Thompson. Is there something I can do for you?"
Now smiling as well, the teen braced himself against the back of his metallic chair and slowly rose in his seat.
"For starters, Mr. Thompson is my fa-"
Hazel eyes framed by dark eyeshadow traveled from her green wool sweater to her graying bangs in a single, smooth rolling motion.
"Just leave it at that Dallas. Ask what you intended before wasting what precious time we have until that wretched bell rings, if you please."
"Right, right. I just wanted to voice the question I'm sure several of my um... peers have floating around their simp- er, minds."
Whether poorly concealed or meant to be apparent, a smoldering displeasure crossed the frustrated teacher's face.
"Oh, now what would that query happen to be?"
"I just want to be a hundred percent clear on what you were saying a minute or so ago. So, you expect us to do research on a subject, write up a 25-page report based on that subject, and then use what we found in that process to create a 75-slide Powerpoint presentation with tons of text, audio, and animation included and hand it all in within two weeks time?"
Mrs. Petterly seemed to fall into a moment of deep thought before raising her head once more, her smile returned.
"Not at all, Dallas. I don't know why you would believe that your participation was required for this particular assignment. Oh wait, I think I remember now. I said there would be no exemptions, the Great Dallas Thompson included."
A thoughtful look briefly appeared on Dallas' face before he spoke up once again.
"Well, I wouldn't call myself great, but I don't think reasonable would be that far off the mark."
A subtle shake of her head dismissed the thought as unimaginable.
"Also, I plan on having everyone present their project to the class before turning it in. You must have missed that little detail when you were partaking in your daily catnap. Don't worry though, neither I nor the rest of the class are expecting much effort from you, or Mr. Clark for that matter."
DING! DING! DING!
"Enjoy your weekend, class."
Dallas gave his history teacher a glimpse of his 'award-winning' (if competitions between female friends count that is) smile along with a double 'Thumbs-up'.
"Will do, Mrs. P. I can't wait to carve out a place for myself in some great history texts."
The elderly woman let out a fake laugh before turning serious once more.
"I think we'd all be a bit better off if you didn't damage any books."
"Gotcha. Have yourself a
fantastic weekend."
With that final quip, the falsely cheery student grabbed his black backpack and walked out the door, the infamous James Clark at his side.
"So, Jim, I expect you're going to drive straight home and begin work on that assignment. Would that be a correct assumption?"
His long haired, dark garbed friend nodded in his direction for a moment before clasping his shoulder and saying, "You know, I think I'm going to snatch something off the internet the Wednesday after next, make a few corrections, and then present it on Thursday. You know I've never been one to procrastinate."
"Excellent point, James. You're such an excellent worker that I have no idea why Mrs. P. decided to toss your name in there at the end."
Confusion carved its way into the teen's face as he thought of a reason.
"She's a cold-hearted bitch, that's why. Hell, I was behaving today. My calculus work had my full attention."
"Good point. Well, besides the fact that we happened to be in History at the time that is."
"LIES!"
WHOOSH! ... THUD!
A denim blur flew into Dallas' vision before being quickly pulled away.
"Jesus Christ, Charlie, can you ever be still?"
A jumpy teen around 6' 3" tall jumped in front of the two friends, laughter emanating from his entire face.
"Never! I would like to know what happened to my perfectly aimed kick though."
"Instead of getting my face smashed in, I decided to redirect your energy into this unfortunate person's locker, which happens to be dented now. Luckily, everyone turned towards us, so there will be no doubt as to who the culprits were."
A quick look around revealed the statement to be one of truth.
"Right, aikido, I totally forgot about that. TIME TO GO!"
The trio quickly found their way out of the crowded school and into the parking lot.
"So, who's this supposed 'bitch' you were talking about?"
"Mrs. Petterly. She assigned us this ridiculous project based on this stupid Billy Joel song."
Charlie's mouth widened until it the ends of his mouth were nearly touching his ears.
"STARKWEATHER, HOMICIDE, CHILDREN OF THALIDOMIDE."
"Ah, I figured you'd be the one to have the lyrics memorized."
"Really, Dallas? Did you forget that this is the fucking idiot who faked being fatally ill so he could miss a few semesters of high-school?"
Charlie stopped in his tracks, an appalled mask floating across his features.
"HOW DARE YOU?"
"Am I lying?"
"Well, um.. you see... I really was sick for a while."
Dallas giggles to himself for a minute before turning to his tall, wild friend.
"I have no idea how you, a guy who has more energy than an Olympic swimming team, managed to milk a slight migraine and a stomach ache for a year and a half. I can't imagine you did anything other than lie in bed and groan. Still, you could probably sell an autobiography and make millions."
"Eh, go fuck yourself."
"Jimmy?"
"A complete idiot and a guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, how did I end up with you two as friend's anyway?"
"Nevermind, Jimmy doesn't get an opinion."
"Agreed! Besides, while you two are stuck doing hours upon hours of work in your final weeks of senior year, I get to play around all day. You see, while I was 'faking' sick, I completed all of my required courses and now have a schedule filled with nothing but electives."
"BASTARD!" Misters Clark and Thompson screeched at once before turning towards their destination once more.
As the trio continued their walk to James' truck, Dallas looked down at his right arm and noticed it was coated in a thick, gray sludge. A glance towards Charlie's pants legs reveals a similar sight.
"Care to explain what in the world this is, Charlie?"
The lanky giant looks at the mucky arm pointing towards his feet and says, "Concrete. We were laying a sidewalk down in Construction.'
"So you thought it would feel good to take a stroll through it?"
"Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't, but that's not how my feet ended up like this. No, my dumbass partner decided it would be a great idea to pull the still-spinning mixer out of the bucket of wet mud."
Laughter erupted from all three teens at once as they hopped into the cab of the small, golden truck.
"So, where are we going, Dallas?"
"And you're asking me why?"
"Well, because you happen to be the unofficial leader of our little clique."
"True, but James is driving."
"Yes and I'm driving us straight to the mall parking lot."
"Wow, sounds awesome," moans Dallas.
"Just wait and see. The craziest shit can found in a parking lot. Tons of people from school are in and out all night. It's like a wikipedia with nothing but information on our peers."
"So, we're a bunch of gossiping cheerleaders now?"
"Just shut it."
Several hours later, the triplets had arrived at the lot and were now sitting in the bed of the golden truck parked beneath a street light, playing a hand of Texas Hold 'Em. Just as Jimmy had predicted, nearly half the school had passed them by during the time they had spent loitering on the outer edges of the parking lot.
"Alright, Jim and Mr. Finlay, I think we should head out after we finish this round. I grow tired of the nonsense of these peasants."
The pair exchanged glances, dropped their cards to the ground, and stood up, bringing their right hands up in a mock salute to their leader.
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Excellent, I've trained you both well," the words escaped the teen's mouth before his lips even parted, a mockery of the poorly dubbed martial arts films the group loved.
Still standing up, James notices a familiar face in the distance.
"Holy hell! That's Mrs. Petterly. I've always wondered what she drove. Ooh, we ought to follow her so we can egg her house sometime."
Dallas jumped up and looked in the direction James and Charlie were facing. Sure enough, Mrs. Petterly was walking down one of the aisles, away from the mall. However, Thompson noticed something that his buddies hadn't.
A man clad in black jeans and a red shirt was aggressively making his way towards her. An instant later, a pistol appeared in his hands and began thrusting towards his teacher's chest.
"Shit! She's in trouble."
"Hah, looks like she's getting what she deserves."
"Shut the fuck up, Jimmy! This isn't a joke, we've got to help her."
With that, your typical, average American teen springs into action, all cares thrown into the cool evening breeze. Within seconds, Dallas closes the gap between his teacher and her assailant. Launching into the air with the speed of a gazelle and the strength of a lion, the boy collides with the man.
BANG!
Dallas looks up to see his least-liked teacher clutching her stomach with both hands. Dark, red fluid is seeping through her thin, pale fingers.
Dallas' eyes widen in horror.
"No," he mutters beneath his breath.
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Talk about cutting it close in regards to both WC and time. Also, the ridiculously long title is an homage to Ashes.
(Education is the actual title.)
Also, I think I included enough clunky dialogue for the both of us, evilpigking.