Previously on Batman’s Dying Dream, Batman commits regicide, Abe forgets how to use Exit, and Slam and Jam get stoned.
Today we
should be going to get our copies of Atelier Toroia, but we’re gonna take a few detours instead.
Let’s go back to Baron. People will tell you that Golbez mixed monsters in with some guards and that some guards were mind-controlled. Golbez is the winner of this game.
Kingdom of Baron
No, the monster gutted your king, and took his flesh in order to manufacture a disguise for himself. Take notes next time.
Incompetence. The King was a huge Ninja Turtle in disguise, man. How did you not notice that? Stupids. And some of these guards, man. They’re charged with protecting the kingdom no matter what. But at the first sign of danger, they turn tail and hide? What
ever.
Let’s try to heal Slam and Jam now.
Guess nothing works still, huh? Someone find us that Supersoft. Doesn’t matter, because in Final Fantasy IV, sacrifice means everything in this game. No one comes back from a debilitating condition, or from death.
Who knows what will happen in Batman’s Dying Dream, though.
YOU SURE GOSH DARN WILL.
We should check that out.
Yeah, you’re going to see that a lot when you go throughout the castle and throughout the Town of Baron. Well, he was raised by the former King, so it would make sense. And he seemed to have been feared throughout the land at the beginning of the game. Now that he’s all pretty and wearing a lovely bow and is all sparkly, people seem to love the idea of him taking the throne, even though he seems to have little political experience. But no one needs political experience to run a country in Final Fantasy anyway.
How could you let him take an
entire fleet of airships?
Alright, time for the basement.
Why would you need a secret throne in your basement? This makes little sense.
Also, Batman’s talking to spirits and ghosts. You know you’re near-death when…
Ghost Dad Ghost King tells us to seek out the Land of Summons, but we don’t know where that is. He isn’t forthcoming with that information either. Maybe he’s merged with that soul of Odin thing that the Mist guys were talking about.
Now onto the Town of Baron.
Chicks and dudes alike love Batman. Batman only loves his beer.
But Golbez is the best character in this game.
Finally, let’s raid Cid’s backyard. There’s only a bunch of potions here, though.
Let’s tell the Elder about Slam and Jam’s sacrifice.
He doesn’t care.
Next!
Genso Suikoden V – The Great Arts
This place is kinda nuts. It’s populated by little people, piggies, and toadies. Um. They do know we can cast Esuna on all of them and make everything ok, right? @___@
I don’t think Batman and Thumbelina would be compatible.
Wut? No.
It’s like I’m reading Jack and the Beanstalk. Only we’re the giants. And they can probably steal our gold. So what could sustain such a town’s economy?
In other versions, they refine Mythril, but Silver works. These poor people must be tucked into the mines to the south and north to mine and refine ore for us. But they seem ok? I don’t know.
But look at all the expensive optional equipment they sell to you! If you have the cash, go for it. If you don’t, don’t bother with it. Your equipment as it is currently is decent. Besides, for the next dungeon, you won’t even need it.
Chocobo Chocobo
We also have dancers. Unique dancers. All they do is play leapfrog.
Oh yeah, I knew I forgot to do something.
This is our newest party member, Cid. Well, that’s not going to be his name in a minute, but we’ll call him Cid. Cid is a Chief. A Chief of Peeping. He’s there for personality purposes and for moving the plot along, as you’ll see later on. He wears Robotnik Goggles, has a dirty beard, yells at people, snarks and people, and he shows off his GIANT TEETH when he cheers.
He’s mostly there for physicals and to absorb hits, as you can tell. His agility stat, however, does him little favours.
This is his artwork, including his Nintendo Power artwork.
Brain Lord – Boss Theme
In battle, Cid… well… he doesn’t have a lot of diversity. He gets Fight and Peep. It’s best to keep him equipped with a hammer, imo. And if you have him equipped with the right stuff and put him in the right row, he’ll hurt the enemy almost as easily as Batman and Donnie. His problem is that he’s really really slow.
Peep sucks. It’s an MP-less Peep/Scan. You at least get a nice animation/sprite for Cid, though.
By the way, I’ll note that the difficulty in this game has been jacked up a little bit now. This is probably my least-favourite party in the entire game, partially because you’re stuck with regular attacks for the most part, and a very shitty mage.
Cid isn’t going to be called “Cid” anymore.
I had to omit a letter, but I think it fits.
Next!
I know that there’s another town that we can go to on the world map, but we’ll come here later anyway. I think it’s best to move on. Let’s try to find Atelier Toroia!
Cid said it was to the northwest, right? Let’s try going there.
This is where we can find Atelier Toroia, right?
Damcyan Castle
Wait. That’s a completely different name. Instead of going to where we’re supposed to go, we’re going to take another detour to a different castle. This one’s pretty wrecked and has been abandoned. Either that or everyone died.
Proceeding up to the throne room would let us access two stairwells. We get mostly items and crap. A lot of the paths to the treasure chests are “hidden”. Sometimes you have to walk through walls, or walk around obstructions to get items.
Who’s keeping these torches lit? And why?
Oh shit, Monsters in a box!
Last Ranker – Stand on the Earth
These enemies can hit pretty hard. This means that we’re not supposed to even be here yet. But we’re going to fight them anyway! We’re going to use Fire-3 to get rid of the Skulls. Then we’re going to use Weak to reduce the Staleman’s HP to near zero and hit it to get rid of it. You can also use Ice-3 if you wanted to.
We win a Slumber Sword, which can inflict Sleep status on an enemy.
Go between the two pots there. This game likes to use a lot of those hidden passages for you to get to treasure chests. It was possible and quite a big deal then to enforce some minor puzzle gameplay, but I guess they can’t really get away with it now.
Ys III: Wanderers From Ys – Valestine Castle (PCE Ver)
Next we fight two BlackCats and a Lamia.
BlackCats are assholes, for real. They can counter with Bluster or use Bluster at will. It can either cause paralysis or can just instadeath you. Cast Slow and nuke them with a Tier-3 spell. Or you could totally do it the easy way and use Stone against all of them. Whatever works for you.
You win the Drain Spear. Why would we even need one of those?
Next.
This place looks pretty darn cool. I like the colour scheme.
Tales of Eternia – Ability Test
LOL. People like to say that these guys are really hard but they aren’t. Cast Stone on them for an easy victory. Or you can use Weak + physical attack like I did.
And that’s how you beat Mad Ogres. You get a measly Elixir for winning (it gets outshined by the weapons we get, tbh).
Since we didn’t get to Toroia last time, let’s go a little south and see where we could…
The Airship
Where the hell do we land?
Ugh.
Next Time: Did I tell you guys that this is the part where I begin to find the game absolutely boring? Because this is the part.
Also: WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS NASTY MUSIC!? UGH!