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Want to shake a baby to death? There's an iphone app for that, too

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it was a bit of harmless fun, essentially a "who can shake the quickest" but with a tongue in cheek slant. Not even real babies, its drawings. World is too PC nowadays.
 
xcrunner529 said:
Pretty crazy but it was already pulled. Non-issue.
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It's a non-issue that apple approves of apps where your goal is to shake and kill babies, yet rejects other, far more appropriate apps?
 
commish said:
It's a non-issue that apple approves of apps where your goal is to shake and kill babies, yet rejects other, far more appropriate apps?
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You should write your congressman.
 
Hey, maybe this would stop people from actually shaking their baby!

I know many, MANY parents that have said they came very close to shaking their baby when it wouldn't stop crying. Hell, my GF's Dad just set her on a pillow and left the house for 15 minutes because he was about to shake her. Sometimes babies cry for HOURS and NOTHING you do will make them happy. If this app releases stress for just one person who would have shaken their baby, then it was worth it.
 
painey said:
it was a bit of harmless fun, essentially a "who can shake the quickest" but with a tongue in cheek slant. Not even real babies, its drawings. World is too PC nowadays.
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But it teaches you how to shake real babies!

:P
 
daw840 said:
Hey, maybe this would stop people from actually shaking their baby!

I know many, MANY parents that have said they came very close to shaking their baby when it wouldn't stop crying. Hell, my GF's Dad just set her on a pillow and left the house for 15 minutes because he was about to shake her. Sometimes babies cry for HOURS and NOTHING you do will make them happy. If this app releases stress for just one person who would have shaken their baby, then it was worth it.
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America is great.
 
daw840 said:
Hey, maybe this would stop people from actually shaking their baby!

I know many, MANY parents that have said they came very close to shaking their baby when it wouldn't stop crying. Hell, my GF's Dad just set her on a pillow and left the house for 15 minutes because he was about to shake her. Sometimes babies cry for HOURS and NOTHING you do will make them happy. If this app releases stress for just one person who would have shaken their baby, then it was worth it.
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0_o
 
First review in.

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"Just like the real thing 10/10"
 
MidgarBlowedUp said:
I'm glad I went with the Android G1.
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If this statement is in reference to this story, which I can only assume it is, then you have jumped straight to the top of my idiot list
 
:lol :lol
I thought that video was pretty funny. It's not like there is any disturbing imagery or anything, just a black and white drawing of a baby and a red 'X' that gets put over their eyes when you shake. Seems kinda like a warioware game but with a different... twist.
 
When ever my nephews or cousins are acting up I hold up in the air and say, "be quiet or I'll shake you." This always gets a laugh around people who aren't their parents.
 
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I wish I could buy that app! That is hilarious! (Note, shaking real babies is not funny).

OP, you are full of fail. I mean, millions of kids and teenagers play games killing thousands of people over the lifetime of the game, and should we not play video games too? Why are you not OUTRAGED over First Person Shooters? Please let me have my fun shaking babies on my iPod/Phone.
 
DMeisterJ said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I wish I could buy that app! That is hilarious! (Note, shaking real babies is not funny).

OP, you are full of fail. I mean, millions of kids and teenagers play games killing thousands of people over the lifetime of the game, and should we not play video games too? Why are you not OUTRAGED over First Person Shooters? Please let me have my fun shaking babies on my iPod/Phone.
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You don't kill people in videogames. You knock them out, silly. When you leave, hours later, they wake up.
 
commish said:
You don't kill people in videogames. You knock them out, silly. When you leave, hours later, they wake up.
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And you're not killing this baby... You're just politely marking his eyes 'X' after you rocked him to sleep.
 
It's fucked up.
And what the hell with you guys? It's worse to kill a baby than some soldier in a FPS.

Anyways, I don't mind this game but I think it tasteless. Way more than any FPS I played.

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daw840 said:
Hey, maybe this would stop people from actually shaking their baby!

I know many, MANY parents that have said they came very close to shaking their baby when it wouldn't stop crying. Hell, my GF's Dad just set her on a pillow and left the house for 15 minutes because he was about to shake her. Sometimes babies cry for HOURS and NOTHING you do will make them happy. If this app releases stress for just one person who would have shaken their baby, then it was worth it.
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"Hey dudes, i'm 'bout ta dun get hitched. What now?"

" I have an idea, let's go shoot some random shit with machine guns!"

"America, fuck yeah!"
 
daw840 said:
Hey, maybe this would stop people from actually shaking their baby!

I know many, MANY parents that have said they came very close to shaking their baby when it wouldn't stop crying. Hell, my GF's Dad just set her on a pillow and left the house for 15 minutes because he was about to shake her. Sometimes babies cry for HOURS and NOTHING you do will make them happy. If this app releases stress for just one person who would have shaken their baby, then it was worth it.
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You... wrote this app, didn't you?
 
people always say they want games that talk on reality, life issues, then one does and you crap over it...go back to space fantasy wizard type games I guess
 
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