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Zombie James · Nov 24, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o8MDCIlOEk

Holy shit, what a hack job. I can't believe this thing was allowed anywhere near a hospital.

NoblesseOblige · Nov 24, 2015

At least it's easy to open and repair unlike every piece of consumer garbage we use today.

taybul · Nov 24, 2015

This has the build quality of a senior engineering project. Love the use of rechargeable AAs.

CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls · Nov 24, 2015

That thing looks like it weighs ten pounds.

Also, his complete and utter shock sounds like someone walked into a dilapidated house covered in human feces and all the support boards are held together by Double Bubble.

paperboywriter · Nov 24, 2015

top notch german engineering

udiie · Nov 24, 2015

this dudes voice is worse than the tablet

NimbusD · Nov 24, 2015

Dear god, if Ahmed brought this into his school he would have been shot on the spot.

Jonnax · Nov 24, 2015

Saw that earlier, it's really shocking. I think he mentioned that the company that made it still exists.

Also the serial number was 11 on this one. So they may have made at least ten of them.

hwalker84 · Nov 24, 2015

taybul said:
This has the build quality of a senior engineering project. Love the use of rechargeable AAs.

Looks worse to me.

Piggus · Nov 24, 2015

Hahahahahahahahaha

Phantast2k · Nov 24, 2015

That's gross, but yeah the voice makes it unwatchable.

paperboywriter said:
top notch german engineering

They also have a shitty website: http://www.esinomed.de/esinomed/de/web.html

giga · Nov 24, 2015

I'm a little disappointed there wasn't a breadboard in there.

thecosmicfly · Nov 24, 2015

This is a beautiful disaster, like, as if it were The Room of tablets. I'm still baffled that they would be simultaneously smart and dumb enough to solder the wires of a USB cable to the controller board instead of just getting a USB-to-mini USB cable and plugging it straight in. Like, is the time and effort of doing that enough to offset the cost?

paperboywriter · Nov 24, 2015

Phantast2k said:
That's gross, but yeah the voice makes it unwatchable.

They also have a shitty website: http://www.esinomed.de/esinomed/de/web.html

they are located close to rosenheim. die bayern machen was sie wollen.

massoluk · Nov 24, 2015

Piggus said:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Mother of God. This looks worse that DIY Radioshack kit in the old days.

ReAxion · Nov 24, 2015

you should see the fly by night chinese android stuff. miniaturization hides some of the ugliness tho.

ajcacio · Nov 24, 2015

udiie said:
this dudes voice is worse than the tablet

I made it one minute and six seconds

pj · Nov 24, 2015

It's bad but why does he call it a "client deliverable" when it's clearly a hand made prototype? Because it has a SN?

Medical devices have to go through a lot of testing, I doubt this thing was actually used.

I bet the first ipad apple made was a hunk of shit too

orochi91 · Nov 24, 2015

udiie said:
this dudes voice is worse than the tablet

Indeed!

I couldn't bear it for more than 2 minutes lol

UnObtainium17 · Nov 24, 2015

Darn, I don't know whether to cover my ears or close my eyes.. That video was an abomination for my 2 major sense organs.

TCRS · Nov 24, 2015

typical bavaria. don't know how to build tablets or cars smh.

Slayer-33 · Nov 24, 2015

Of premium quality

Funky Papa · Nov 24, 2015

Piggus said:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Apath · Nov 24, 2015

Could that guy's voice be any more grating? I'd rather own that as a daily tablet than listen to this guy for more than a minute.

freenudemacusers · Nov 24, 2015

pj said:
It's bad but why does he call it a "client deliverable" when it's clearly a hand made prototype? Because it has a SN?

Medical devices have to go through a lot of testing, I doubt this thing was actually used.

I bet the first ipad apple made was a hunk of shit too

It has a certain charm

psylah · Nov 24, 2015

Oh jesus, the batteries are just off the shelf rechargables soldered together

Futureman · Nov 24, 2015

what if we woke up tomorrow morning and all the iPads of the world were THAT thing?

BennyBlanco · Nov 24, 2015

world's most annoying voice disassembles world's worst tablet

Funky Papa · Nov 24, 2015

YouTube commenter said:
Spell esinomed backwards.... Coincidence???

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Coreda · Nov 24, 2015

lmao that several octaves too high broad Aussie accent

rooflapimp · Nov 24, 2015

All Brits sound like that *shrug*

Brazil · Nov 24, 2015

My God the voice

:lol at the soldered USB cable, though. That takes some freaking effort.

Edit: Stop cumming dude

stump sock · Nov 24, 2015

lmao, the battery pack

radioactivez0r · Nov 24, 2015

He sounds like he's getting off on the workmanship, it's terribly distracting.

SuperEpicMan · Nov 24, 2015

I can just imagine the look on the inventors face.

pj · Nov 24, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
It has a certain charm

LOOK AT THAT BODGING TAPE ON THE SCREEN. WHAT A BODGE JOB

BODGE

revolverjgw · Nov 24, 2015

The term "hot snot" makes me uncomfortable

ColdPizza · Nov 24, 2015

lol I keep picturing this guy doing the talking

Risible · Nov 24, 2015

HOLY SHIT. That fucking etched PCB they made all fucking hacked up, what a hatchet job. And fucking LOL at a power regulator hot-glued to the back case. Fucking amazing.

Piggus said:

I see someone already screen-shotted it. It gets more AMAZING the more you stare at it.

Oveja Negra · Nov 24, 2015

LOL at the guy's voice. It's so distracting but totally in tone with the crappy tablet quality.

OminoMichelin · Nov 24, 2015

I love that guy's voice. I subbed when someone here posted the video about the massive 4GB HDD from the '80ies, and I'm not even that into vintage electronics lol.

The Real Abed · Nov 24, 2015

OminoMichelin said:
I love that guy's voice. I subbed when someone here posted the video about the massive 4GB HDD from the '80ies, and I'm not even that into vintage electronics lol.

That HDD was 4GB? I thought it was 4MB. Though I guess GB makes more sense since 5MB HDDs only cost like $10,000 back then.

Wyndstryker · Nov 24, 2015

It's so bad that it's a masterpiece

AtomicShroom · Nov 24, 2015

"Hi-tech solutions", huh?

And considering this is medical apparatus, just imagine how much they must have been selling this hot garbage to hospitals... They must be laughing all the way to the bank!

Spiritwalker · Nov 24, 2015

what an annoying youtuber though

cyberheater · Nov 24, 2015

It worked didn't it?

Ty4on · Nov 24, 2015

OminoMichelin said:
I love that guy's voice. I subbed when someone here posted the video about the massive 4GB HDD from the '80ies, and I'm not even that into vintage electronics lol.

4GB would be very impressive in the 80s. The entry level iMac from 1998 had a 4GB HDD

jstripes · Nov 24, 2015

Piggus said:
Hahahahahahahahaha

If there were a hell for Steve Wozniak, this would be in it.

sir_kevith · Nov 24, 2015

rooflapimp said:
All Brits sound like that *shrug*

Brits sound like that to you lol?

Kayant · Nov 24, 2015

OMG that battery pack loool.

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