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MetroidPrimeRib · Sep 12, 2017

am i allowed to make a thread about this because what

its still there

its straight up porn so check only at your own discretion

lucebuce12 · Sep 12, 2017

Must have been horny.

ForkNetwork · Sep 12, 2017

Finally, a politician that shares my hobbies

Neptonic · Sep 12, 2017

I expected more butter fetish

jfkgoblue · Sep 12, 2017

LOL normally I wouldn't give a shit, but considering Ted Cruz "family values" bullshit that's a hell of a mistake, even if it is most likely not him, but a social media manager with the fuckup.

Also, just curious OP, but what were you doing combing through Ted Cruz's Twitter?

Syder · Sep 12, 2017

The first humanising moment in Ted Cruz's career?

Parham · Sep 12, 2017

I guess the social media manager forgot which account he was signed into.

RyanW · Sep 12, 2017

Forgot to switch to his alt account, Cred Tuz

Regulus Tera · Sep 12, 2017

Omg it's real

Fenderputty · Sep 12, 2017

ForkNetwork said:
Finally, a politician that shares my hobbies

Just like a conservative to self hate too...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/04/ted-cruz-texas-sex-toy-ban/amp

Reverend Funk · Sep 12, 2017

I was hoping he was into more fucked up stuff tbh

Widdle Puppy · Sep 12, 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHA

painey · Sep 12, 2017

he has people who use his twitter instead of him. he actually embarrassed deadspin with a reply once and it certainly wasn't him tweeting

Zeroro · Sep 12, 2017

Some people are saying this is some intern that fucked up.

It's totally Ted.

always crazy bacon · Sep 12, 2017

It's ok he was "hacked".

adj_noun · Sep 12, 2017

Zodiac killer on the hunt.

Syder · Sep 12, 2017

RyanW said:
Forgot to switch to his alt account, ~~Cred Tuz~~@TotallyNotTheZodiacKiller

FTFY

Magwik · Sep 12, 2017

If this helps spread the word that Cory Chase is legit then I'm okay with it

Syf · Sep 12, 2017

adj_noun said:
Zodiac killer on the hunt.

lmao

Lambtron · Sep 12, 2017

😈

hodayathink · Sep 12, 2017

Cory Chase? The man has good taste in MILFs.

kris. · Sep 12, 2017

sweaty teddy must've forgot which twitter account he was logged into ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Randolph Freelander · Sep 12, 2017

Jon Favreau @jonfavs 2 minutes ago
This is the night that Ted Cruz became president.

Jon Favreau‏ @jonfavs 6 minutes ago
Ted Cruz is fave'ing his conscience.

Truth

watershed · Sep 12, 2017

Ted Cruz is a terrible human being with terrible ideas and beliefs but I will forever remember him only for that 1 photo of him making phone calls for Trump's campaign after he threw major shade at Trump at the RNC. That is how I see Cruz in my head, always.

jack_package_200 · Sep 12, 2017

Its Cory Chase in case you were wondering.

I feel a bit ...ashamed immediately recognizing the pornstar in the tweet almost immediately.

Magwik said:
If this helps spread the word that Cory Chase is legit then I'm okay with it

hodayathink said:
Cory Chase? The man has good taste in MILFs.

Feel much less shame now

Regulus Tera · Sep 12, 2017

always crazy bacon said:
It's ok he was "hacked".

By Russian MILFs I assume

foxuzamaki · Sep 12, 2017

Shit, I missed it I think

Socreges · Sep 12, 2017

This is the most normal, human-like thing Cruz has ever done

Heh, he had to scroll down a fair bit to reach that tweet.

Family values!

redmetal86 · Sep 12, 2017

Is that woman a parody version of his wife?

DarkKyo · Sep 12, 2017

watershed said:
Ted Cruz is a terrible human being with terrible ideas and beliefs but I will forever remember him only for that 1 photo of him making phone calls for Trump's campaign after he threw major shade at Trump at the RNC. That is how I see Cruz in my head, always.

For me I can't ever get the booger image out of my head. Ugh. It's burned in there because it's so gross.

Randolph Freelander · Sep 12, 2017

watershed said:
Ted Cruz is a terrible human being with terrible ideas and beliefs but I will forever remember him only for that 1 photo of him making phone calls for Trump's campaign after he threw major shade at Trump at the RNC. That is how I see Cruz in my head, always.

Enzom21 · Sep 12, 2017

watershed said:
Ted Cruz is a terrible human being with terrible ideas and beliefs but I will forever remember him only for that 1 photo of him making phone calls for Trump's campaign after he threw major shade at Trump at the RNC. That is how I see Cruz in my head, always.

This is how I will always see him. That or The Penguin.

PersonAndStuff · Sep 12, 2017

jack_package_200 said:
Its Cory Chase in case you were wondering.

I feel a bit ...ashamed immediately recognizing the pornstar in the tweet almost immediately.

Feel much less shame now

I recognized her but couldn't place her name. I'm so fucking cool.

darkwing-buck · Sep 12, 2017

DarkKyo said:
For me I can't ever get the booger image out of my head. Ugh. It's burned in there because it's so gross.

I'd post that gif, but I'd probably get banned

Neptonic · Sep 12, 2017

THE PLOT HAS THICKENED
https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

kris. · Sep 12, 2017

redmetal86 said:
Is that woman a parody version of his wife?

i mean

https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

edit: damn u neptonic

Enzom21 · Sep 12, 2017

foxuzamaki said:
Shit, I missed it I think

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/likes
Still there.

robotrock · Sep 12, 2017

Neptonic said:
THE PLOT HAS THICKENED
https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

lmaoooo

hodayathink · Sep 12, 2017

jack_package_200 said:
Its Cory Chase in case you were wondering.

I feel a bit ...ashamed immediately recognizing the pornstar in the tweet almost immediately.

Feel much less shame now

If liking Cory Chase is wrong, then I do not want to be right.

Einchy · Sep 12, 2017

*eats tonsil stone*

Neptonic · Sep 12, 2017

kris. said:
i mean

https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

edit: damn u neptonic

lmao

He truly is the Zodiac Cucker

jack_package_200 · Sep 12, 2017

hodayathink said:
If liking Cory Chase is wrong, then I do not want to be right.

Not a fan of her incest stuff tbh

Regulus Tera · Sep 12, 2017

Neptonic said:
THE PLOT HAS THICKENED
https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

I feel like we are going delving into some deeply rooted sexual frustrations inside Cruz' psyche.

SolarPowered · Sep 12, 2017

If anything this is less offensive than whatever he usually has to say in terms of actual policy.

Boke1879 · Sep 12, 2017

jack_package_200 said:
Its Cory Chase in case you were wondering.

I feel a bit ...ashamed immediately recognizing the pornstar in the tweet almost immediately.

Feel much less shame now

Don't ever be ashamed.

Voyevoda · Sep 12, 2017

The fact that politicians are expected not to even talk or think about sex (still, posting a Reality Kings gif, yikes) made me think of this scene from Au Service de la France/A Very Secret Service:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczkM8cL2hs
(there are English sub-titles)

kevin1025 · Sep 12, 2017

*skips to 1:30*

I do declare, this is adult entertainment!

It's both humanizing, embarrassing, hilarious, and kinda gross, haha. I'm so conflicted.

redmetal86 · Sep 12, 2017

Neptonic said:
THE PLOT HAS THICKENED
https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

kris. said:
i mean

https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104

edit: damn u neptonic

Well, there you go.

She kinda reminds me of Felicity Smoak without her glasses.

hodayathink · Sep 12, 2017

jack_package_200 said:
Not a fan of her incest stuff tbh

I'm not really a fan of anyone's incest porn, but I've gotten to the point over the years where I can overlook the premise if the scene is hot enough.

LotusHD · Sep 12, 2017

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