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Gabe Newell writes a Haiku, revealing when EP3 ships
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All credit goes to http://www.rivalvideogamewebsite.com/ .Haunted said:
That is the best picture I have ever seen.
Prophet Steve
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Gabe isn't full of shit, you just have to convert it to Valve time first.StuBurns said:
The Janitor
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"Haikus are neato"
I read that in Butters voice
I read that in Butters voice
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ZombieFred
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Half Life 3/epsiode 3 will release in 2012 without a shadow of doubt in my mind. I'd stake my soul on it.
angular graphics
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ZombieFred said:
Post boomarked.
Superimposer
This is getting weirder all the time
ZombieFred said:
Wave goodbye to your soul
Foliorum Viridum
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It's been so long now I've pretty much stopped waiting. When it happens, it happens.
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I try to tell myself that, anyway.
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I try to tell myself that, anyway.
slidewinder
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Episode 3 doesn't have a release date ("when it's ready"), and is therefore not analogous to haikus, which according to Gabe, "have a rigid structure" that he didn't adhere to in his non-haiku reply.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
5+7+6 = 18
2029 release then
2029 release then
Ad Infinitum
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Got so excited 
Snkfanatic
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I got all excited reading the thread title only to be disappoint....damn
Angry Fork
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Fat people choose to be fat though so it comes with the territory. It's not like racist or sexist jokes.JaseC said:
Also with HL3 I suspect they're waiting until next-gen to start. They probably want to release it on PC, PS4 and the next XBOX at the same time. That sucks that we have to wait so long but the good thing is that might mean they won't dumb down the PC version and it'll still push tech forward like HL2 did.
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Deleted member 81567
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5(7)^6
Prophet Steve
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I believe he tries to reply to every email, or in any case read them all.Lesiroth said:
Dinosaur Tamer
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JaseC said:
And yet, someone gets himself or herself banned or almost banned in nearly every single Valve and or Episode 3 related thread. It's been this way since I started lurking years ago.
Angry Fork said:
So, how familiar are you with genetics?
Prophet Steve said:
I wonder how much time he actually spends on answering mails. Considering he made his mail address pretty much available to everyone, continuously encourages people to write him about their games and seems to respond to almost everything, it must be an insane amount work.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Has anybody checked the Mayan calendar yet?
Para bailar La Bomba
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Does anybody else find it just a tad disturbing he referred to it as "Episode 3"?
angular graphics
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Para bailar La Bomba said:
That's how Gabe consistently refers to it all the time he's asked about it.
Angry Fork
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Not very familiar, I know some but not enough to debate about how much effect it has on weight loss. Doesn't matter though, unless you have some kind of disability or breathing problem or something everyone is able to lose weight and blaming it on genetics or slow metabolism is a cop out.Dinosaur Tamer said:
Besides I don't consider Gabe to be obese, he's just fat. Obese people (the ones that can't even get out of bed) I feel sympathy for because they're past the point of no return and I'm sure they feel hopeless about it. Fat people can lose the weight before it gets bad though and he should have by now. He's a really nice, cool guy and I hope nothing happens to him because of his weight. Eat right and workout an hour a day it's not rocket science people make it much more complicated than it has to be.
Anyway sorry for somewhat derailing this into a weight discussion that wasn't my intention =P
Pai Pai Master
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Para bailar La Bomba said:
Maybe that's why he left it blank. Episode 3 will never ship.
