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At least they're good devs.
EmCeeGramr
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Also someone pointing out that the name Morrigan refers to the Irish shapeshifting goddess of war and is thus fitting for the DA Morrigan, Gaider's response was "oh i just named her after a friend's d&d char i didn't know she was a goddess lol"
Interfectum
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Valnen said:
You don't see a problem with the lead designer of Dragon Age saying "Mmmmmrrrooowwl" about how a video game female walks? Tacky, juvenile and explains why the series is already in the toilet after only two games.
EternalGamer
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Valnen said:
Dude says Mrrrrowwwwl in a game form while describing maniuplating the camera to stare at a videogame character's ass. And he does so in response to....
EternalGamer
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Dina said:
Apparently it went something like this:
1. They all read the Twilight noveles.
2. They create Meryle.
3. Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! for the next two years.
CharmingCharlie
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Dina said:
Trust me your quality of life is so much better for having not seen the "picture" in question. I have seen it and I still wake up in the middle of the night with scratches to my eyeballs, quaking and rocking with the sheer horror of the "picture".
As for Bioware Social, yep a cesspit in every way. However there is the odd bit of useful info that comes out of it now and again that warrants visiting it whilst wearing a full Nuclear, Bioloigical and Chemical Warfare suit. It also helps if you keep the phone number to the Samaritans handy for any extended visits to BSN.
RPG_Fanatic
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Well that was slighty disturbing. I only ever used those forums for technical support.
Sportbilly
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Brobzoid said:
Don't do this.
*my eyes*
Kabuki Quantum Lover
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Sportbilly said:
Great, now I have to do this
at home
Hari Seldon
Member
Dina said:
My theory is that maybe the DA1 devs were normal human beings, but after they made the game they started reading the forum and like the One Ring it turned them into alien sex obsessed fury twilight fans.
boundedseven
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I just had a Big Bang Theory show flashback!
Tron 2.0 said:
I'm more talking the
gaping hole after the penis comes out of the slit
Bisnic said:
:lol Like I said, real penises don't work that way. Otherwise it's very tame compared to some of the furry/Mass Effect porn I've seen.
WickedLaharl
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where are the krogan's balls? what a terrible oversight. or maybe he's a krogan eunuch...
Cpt.Underpants
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Brobzoid said:
What the fuck did I just see, oh my fucking god.
Thats was a really disturbing fetish.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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UrkBrobzoid said:
Interfectum
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ciaossu said:
Dragon Age 2 sold well because everyone loved Dragon Age: Origins. The true test will be how well Dragon Age 3 sells.
Deadly Cyclone
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Forkball said:
Did the artist copy and paste cherry pie into the cape?
This...this is some kind of abomination.
ChocolateCupcakes
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o.oBrobzoid said:
Fuck my curiosity, seriously.
Typographenia
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Everything that comes out of that forum is tolerable as long as the ME2 high quality texture thread exists.
Took me a while to realize that "LI" meant love interest. Makes comprehending these posts a little easier. Well, as much as possible.
Some of these are just... yeah. I mean, they're freaky, but not terribly unexpected at this point.
End of line.
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I'm dead serious.
Took me a while to realize that "LI" meant love interest. Makes comprehending these posts a little easier. Well, as much as possible.
Some of these are just... yeah. I mean, they're freaky, but not terribly unexpected at this point.
End of line.
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If a cherry pie filled cape is wrong, I don't want to be right.Deadly Cyclone said:
I'm dead serious.
Green Biker Dude
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haha oh wow. this is so creepy. i'm glad i'm not even interested in those games.
EternalGamer
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WickedLaharl said:
Oh my god.
So this is how it starts.
Pretty soon this thread is going to look exactly like those ones on the Bioware forums.
The picture is here, not that bad actuallyVilam said:
bobnowhere
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inky said:
That doesn't really explain James Vega though.
Bioware: There's this awesome new character in ME3, James Sanders, he's totally cool, not dude-bro at all.
Bioforums: Cool he has the same surname as a major character from the books, I wonder if they are related, maybe he's her son. So cool, relating to the books!
Bioware: (Er... we've already used sanders as a surname in the books.) There's this awesome new character in ME3, James Vega, he's totally cool, not dude-bro at all, named after the first constellation we found on wikipedia. Totally not related to anyone previously mentioned.
Yeah, I don't think they put that much effort in. Firing all of Biowares writers into the sun apart from Drew K and maybe Patrick Weekes is about what is required now.
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