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devilhawk

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #1

http://fox4kc.com/2015/06/04/video-shows-florida-man-dancing-on-patrol-car-to-save-children-from-vampires/

Florida Man!

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested in April after he was caught on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and dancing on the vehicle’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blared from his car speakers.

Christian Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7 for disturbing the peace and criminal mischief.

According to a police report obtained by WPTV, the suspect said the incident started when a “woman with fangs” came to his door and said a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.

“Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” officers said in the police report.

Radecki was taken to a local hospital for observation.

Radecki told police he had not taken any drugs and was not drunk. According to WPTV, Radecki also said he had not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions and was not taking any prescribed medication.

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Aeriscloud

Banned

• Jun 4, 2015

• #2

I see OP hasn't been to Florida when the snowbirds come.

Literally vampires, this man is a hero.

 

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Regiruler

Member

• Jun 4, 2015

• #3

Germany needs to step it up. This is embarrassing.

 

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akira28

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #4

Didn't Lost Boys happen in Florida?

 

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Slammin_Hammon

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #5

To be fair we can't prove that his dancing didn't save them from vampires.

 

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empanada

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #6

He's the hero Florida deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

HORRORSHØW

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #7

it should just be F/F/F

 

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Grover Cleveland

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #8

I feel like at this point, instead of G/A/F, we should just guess which part of Florida the egregious act occurred in.

 

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morningbus

Serious Sam is a wicked gahbidge series for chowdaheads.

• Jun 4, 2015

• #9

Regiruler said:

Germany needs to step it up. This is embarrassing.

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I don't think we should be encouraging Germany to "step it up." It usually ends in someone being eaten or worse.

 

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TheJLC

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #10

devilhawk said:

Radecki told police he had not taken any drugs and was not drunk. According to WPTV, Radecki also said he had not been diagnosed with any mental health conditions and was not taking any prescribed medication.

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Yup absolutely normal behavior and state of mind. smh...

 

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Zee-Row

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #11

Lee county is like the nothing part of South Florida

 

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Frodo

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #12

Patrol car and vampires gave it away.

It had to be Florida man!

 

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Jive Turkey

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #13

akira28 said:

Didn't Lost Boys happen in Florida?

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The film? That was in California.

 

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Lunar15

Member

• Jun 4, 2015

• #14

Not sure why he was arrested, if this was his reasoning:

According to a police report obtained by WPTV, the suspect said the incident started when a “woman with fangs” came to his door and said a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires.

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As a native floridian, this sounds incredibly believable and I think he was actually just doing the right thing.

 

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kewlmyc

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #15

God bless Florida Man.

 

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maquiladora

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• Jun 4, 2015

• #16

“Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” officers said in the police report.

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Didn't see that one coming.