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Theres A Pokémonn Porn Parody Called Strokémon

Thread starter BodiesWithoutOrgans
Start date Jun 18, 2015

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BodiesWithoutOrgans

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#1

And It Will Kill Your Soul

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/most-of-all#.pr5JQJzq6

Staring Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Jesse, James, Meowth & Nurse Joy

no Officer Jenny no buy

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sd28821

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#2

seriously why?

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zon

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#3

That last pic with Misty in it... lol

Sylverstone14

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#4

sd28821 said:
seriously why?

Rule 34?

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Kyzer

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#5

Okay...?

And lol buzzfeed

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Kouriozan

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#6

My soul is dead.

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ohyouagain

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#7

This is unbelievable.

No. Really. Your mind will be genuinely blown.

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Nightbird

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#8

sigh

why? I mean, i know why, but still: why ?

DJ_Lae

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#9

sd28821 said:
seriously why?

Why not?

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L33T

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#10

PAULINK

I microwave steaks.

Jun 18, 2015

#11

finally

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Sou Da

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#12

I expected Woodrocket, did not expect that Pikachu.

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Afrocious

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#13

lol wtf @ that pikachu

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Jebusman

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#14

That Pikachu is fucking nightmare fuel.

That being said, I do have 30 minutes to kill.

"Fisty"

"Gash"

"Cock"

Real original there.

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giant_frying_pan

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#15

STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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Eggbok

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#16

Pikachu looks like the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz but shaved.

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pelicansurf

Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey

Jun 18, 2015

#17

This is what would've happened if Ash ever won a real Pokemon league tournament.

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Tan

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#18

no I'm good

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The Last Wizard

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#19

BodiesWithoutOrgans said:
And It Will Kill Your Soul

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/most-of-all#.pr5JQJzq6

Staring Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Jesse, James, Meowth & Nurse Joy

no Officer Jenny no buy

no Jenny? Wtf

Sylverstone14 said:
Rule 34?

I'll be right back...

Edit: holy shit that pikachu is the stuff of nightmares

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Taruranto

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#20

I was expecting a Kotaku article.

sd28821 said:
seriously why?

Rule 34.

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TheOohChild

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#21

My pornography needs have finally been answered

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MrRudiMentary

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#22

That Pikachu is fucking horrifying.

Green Wiggly

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#23

Eggbok said:
Pikachu looks like the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz but shaved.

And undead.

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Spierek

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#24

that pikachu

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spekkeh

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#25

Well.
I guess I've fapped to worse.

Here goes.

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Squalor

Junior Member

Jun 18, 2015

#26

Will be watching this for the laughs.

jediyoshi

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#27

what's the opposite of an erection called

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Zeyphersan

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#28

That Pikachu is the unsexiest thing I've ever seen

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Zareka

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#29

Holy mother of Mary, what were they thinking with that Pikachu!? I mean, a Pokemon porn parody with Pikachu in it is severely messed to begin with, but that thing is nightmarishly ugly. I got shudders. God damn. What the hell.

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YianGaruga

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#30

Japan did it first and a lot better is all I'm going to say

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BlackJace

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#31

Nah

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Muskieratboi

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#32

I enjoy the occasional bit of pokemon porn, so what do we got here, a A charizard boning misty? Some Brock boning a blas-

ARCEUS FUCKING CHRIST GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

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footfunghi

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#33

DJ_Lae said:
Why not?

that is one dirty pikachu...

YianGaruga said:
Japan did it first and a lot better is all I'm going to say

you already said too much xD

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Squalor

Junior Member

Jun 18, 2015

#34

jediyoshi said:
what's the opposite of an erection called

Derection..

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sd28821

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#35

Sylverstone14 said:
Rule 34?

i meant the soul destroying part

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joe2187

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#36

footfunghi said:
that is one dirty pikachu...

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Scavenger

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#37

DJ_Lae said:
Why not?

Looks like roadkill. Put it out of its misery.

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Sou Da

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#38

Zeyphersan said:
That Pikachu is the unsexiest thing I've ever seen

Zareka said:
Holy mother of Mary, what were they thinking with that Pikachu!? I mean, a Pokemon porn parody with Pikachu in it is severely messed to begin with, but that thing is nightmarishly ugly. I got shudders. God damn. What the hell.

I demand a Cinema Snob review now.

sensui-tomo

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#39

Nope,even I have standards.

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NaDannMaGoGo

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#40

Damn, I actually hit a link to Buzzfeed. Well at least I can now confirm that the site is in fact as bad as people say.

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tcrunch

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#41

shocking in the bedroom

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Sephiroth_GR_

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#42

No Nintendo lawsuits yet? i'm surprised.

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Ferrio

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#43

DJ_Lae said:
Why not?

They chose this over a gardevoir?

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lazybones18

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#44

So will Ash fuck Pikachu?

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morpix

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#45

Tonight will be an interesting night of self-exploration...

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Corpekata

Banned

Jun 18, 2015

#46

Are we sure this isn't like a porn parody parody?

Edit: Nope, oh god I was wrong, eye bleach time.

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TheOohChild

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#47

I somehow missed this on first view

According to the trailer, this is Dickachu, Fisty, and Gash

DJ_Lae

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#48

footfunghi said:
that is one dirty pikachu.

Scavenger said:
Looks like roadkill. Put it out of its misery.

Looks like she's very seriously contemplating the life choices that led her to that moment.

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Darrenf

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#49

Pikachu wtf.

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Skiptastic

Member

Jun 18, 2015

#50

Spierek said:
that pikachu

Dat Misty doh.

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