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Dangerblade · Feb 8, 2016

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

The most pointless game I've ever played us about to take over my free time again. ¬_¬

If you've never heard of it, you make cookies by clicking and purchasing buildings and upgrades. It's stupidly addictive to some, a complete waste of time to others.

ODDI · Feb 8, 2016

Well shit..... back into the madness friends.

toythatkills · Feb 8, 2016

Dangerblade said:
If you've never heard of it, you make cookies by clicking and purchasing buildings and upgrades. It's stupidly addictive to some, a complete waste of time to others.

I think even the people who find it stupidly addictive would admit it was a complete waste of time, in spite of being unable to stop

adamantypants · Feb 8, 2016

Dangerblade said:
[B]http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/[/B]

The most pointless game I've ever played us about to take over my free time again. ¬_¬

If you've never heard of it, you make cookies by clicking and purchasing buildings and upgrades. It's stupidly addictive to some, a complete waste of time to others.

Your link is mega broken.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

PeskyToaster · Feb 8, 2016

get the scripts ready

Dreavus · Feb 8, 2016

These clicker games are fun for a while as a curiosity.

Just be careful about getting really into it, with ascensions and reboots and all that, because it honestly ends up being a big waste of time.

EDIT:

toythatkills said:
I think even the people who find it stupidly addictive would admit it was a complete waste of time, in spite of being unable to stop

Yeah, some of the steam reviews for a similar game "Clicker heroes" are a bit disconcerting. So many hours played and so many people actively telling others to NOT start.

gnexus · Feb 8, 2016

lord of the cookies: return of the king

Xamtheking · Feb 8, 2016

Or you could just play the vastly superior Clicker Heroes

Vex_ · Feb 8, 2016

ruining lives. One cookie at a time.

OnionPowder · Feb 8, 2016

Time to jump back in

Dreavus said:
Just be careful about getting really into it, with ascensions and reboots and all that, because it honestly ends up being a big waste of time.

what else am i supposed to do at work

Dangerblade · Feb 8, 2016

toythatkills said:
I think even the people who find it stupidly addictive would admit it was a complete waste of time, in spite of being unable to stop

Yeah I'm one of those people...I've just completely reset the game so I can start from scratch completely. Bye bye 33 sextillion cookies.

And thanks adamantypants, the bold tags were screwing my link up.

WaterAstro · Feb 8, 2016

Is the dungeon in the game yet?

Xamtheking said:
Or you could just play the vastly superior Clicker Heroes

Vastly Worse.

Ivan Amiibo · Feb 8, 2016

"It's all about cookies," says local celebrity

Xamtheking · Feb 8, 2016

WaterAstro said:
Is the dungeon in the game yet?

Vastly Worse.

Maybe this update makes CC playable again but offline play was a dealbreaker when it came to leaving cookie clicker

georly · Feb 8, 2016

WaterAstro said:
Is the dungeon in the game yet?

The dungeon was not great so unless it's 100% redesigned I dont need it. The less interaction required the better.

Meaty · Feb 8, 2016

Now if only derivative clicker would get updated.... Truly the goat

FTF · Feb 8, 2016

Just tried it...runs worse now for me. I can't click as fast as before without it skipping, etc :/

adamantypants · Feb 8, 2016

Yeah cookie clicker was my first idler. Don't play it. Don't click the cookies.

You're gonna be e-mailing yourself the save code so you can run it in the background at work.

Just install timeclickers on your phone instead.

collige · Feb 8, 2016

I guess I'll go back, but Clicker Heroes kinda made this game obsolete. What happens to existing Heavenly Cookies?

Jazz573 · Feb 8, 2016

No. I won't do it.

Akuun · Feb 8, 2016

Oh shit.

Dangerblade · Feb 8, 2016

Jazz573 said:
No. I won't do it.

I bet you 1 octillion cookies that you will.

OnionPowder · Feb 8, 2016

Feels good to be back (this is probably my 3rd save)

13randO · Feb 8, 2016

Please, Gaf. Don't do it....

OnionPowder · Feb 8, 2016

Been 10 minutes and I'm already dying for a x7 & x777 combo

xzeldax3 · Feb 8, 2016

The king is back

impirius · Feb 8, 2016

why would you post this

FTF · Feb 8, 2016

Oh nice, thanks for posting this

you son of bitch! now I'm going to get hooked again

BouncyFrag · Feb 8, 2016

Will this game take away my soul?

JazzmanZ · Feb 8, 2016

BouncyFrag said:
Will this game take away my soul?

Look man, the site needs to stay up somehow, who cares if you don't have a soul, nobodies gonna miss it!

Trigonometrize. · Feb 8, 2016

I reset my computer and lost my cookie clicker save a few weeks back. Thank GOD.

Coma Ecliptic · Feb 8, 2016

This is the first time playing this.

I started it.

This is dumb, why would I sit here and click.

What's this mouse hand button do?

Oh it's auto clicking, what's this grandma button do? Oh it's auto clicking, what's this 1,000g farm do, oh wow it's clicking fast, what's this do if I click this pink hand, oh it clicks twice as fast.

OH GOD NO, I HAVE 15,000 COOKIES, WHAT DO I BUY!

FTF · Feb 8, 2016

CynicalBastard said:
This is the first time playing this.

I started it.

This is dumb, why would I sit here and click.

What's this mouse hand button do?

Oh it's auto clicking, what's this grandma button do? Oh it's auto clicking, what's this 1,000g farm do, oh wow it's clicking fast, what's this do if I click this pink hand, oh it clicks twice as fast.

OH GOD NO, I HAVE 15,000 COOKIES, WHAT DO I BUY!

lol...yup

mackattk · Feb 8, 2016

CynicalBastard said:
This is the first time playing this.

I started it.

This is dumb, why would I sit here and click.

What's this mouse hand button do?

Oh it's auto clicking, what's this grandma button do? Oh it's auto clicking, what's this 1,000g farm do, oh wow it's clicking fast, what's this do if I click this pink hand, oh it clicks twice as fast.

OH GOD NO, I HAVE 15,000 COOKIES, WHAT DO I BUY!

Get out while you still can

Dangerblade · Feb 8, 2016

CynicalBastard said:
This is the first time playing this.

I started it.

This is dumb, why would I sit here and click.

What's this mouse hand button do?

Oh it's auto clicking, what's this grandma button do? Oh it's auto clicking, what's this 1,000g farm do, oh wow it's clicking fast, what's this do if I click this pink hand, oh it clicks twice as fast.

OH GOD NO, I HAVE 15,000 COOKIES, WHAT DO I BUY!

I am so, so sorry.

MulderYuffie · Feb 8, 2016

Why does this game exist?

saska · Feb 8, 2016

Can someone point me to a definition or otherwise help me understand quality of life improvement in videogame context. I've seen it a lot lately but can't grasp what it means. English is not my first language.

mackattk · Feb 8, 2016

saska said:
Can someone point me to a definition or otherwise help me understand quality of life in videogame context. I've seen it a lot lately but can't grasp what it means. English is not my first language.

Probably just makes things easier and less of a hassle. General UI improvements, etc.

redhood56 · Feb 8, 2016

I just started it and now I am buying my first banks.

Coma Ecliptic · Feb 8, 2016

FTF said:
lol...yup

CynicalBastard said:
This is the first time playing this.

I started it.

This is dumb, why would I sit here and click.

What's this mouse hand button do?

Oh it's auto clicking, what's this grandma button do? Oh it's auto clicking, what's this 1,000g farm do, oh wow it's clicking fast, what's this do if I click this pink hand, oh it clicks twice as fast.

OH GOD NO, I HAVE 15,000 COOKIES, WHAT DO I BUY!

mackattk said:
Get out while you still can

Dangerblade said:
I am so, so sorry.

I CAN ALMOST AFFORD THE FACTORY!

This seriously goes to show if you attach numbers to anything and give the ability to buy something with said money I'll play anything.

Shift Breaker · Feb 8, 2016

It doesn't seem to fit on the screen right on my Nexus 7. This is a good thing. I can avoid addiction.

Broken Joystick · Feb 8, 2016

TheOMan · Feb 8, 2016

CynicalBastard said:
I CAN ALMOST AFFORD THE FACTORY!

This seriously goes to show if you attach numbers to anything and give the ability to buy something with said money I'll play anything.

Dude - just close it and don't go back. You can do it.

Exterminieren · Feb 8, 2016

Just started it myself.

I assume that my own clicking becomes basically irrelevant by the time I get the mine?

ODDI · Feb 8, 2016

And just like that I'm back in..... Fuck.

Tathanen · Feb 8, 2016

pls send help

collige · Feb 8, 2016

Exterminieren said:
Just started it myself.

I assume that my own clicking becomes basically irrelevant by the time I get the mine?

Basically. Once you get far enough the only time you need to click the big cookie is when you get a big multiplier bonus (like a x77 or

x666

)

Genryu · Feb 8, 2016

Oh god, what do I do?

Trimps or Cookie Clicker? Please help

luminous · Feb 8, 2016

It's 2013 all over again

Maximo · Feb 8, 2016

Just got a factory...what am I doing with myself.

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