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AuthenticM · Feb 21, 2016

A friend's birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. She loves reading novels that contain romance or sex (preferably both). She's very big into the Spicy(?) brand of Harlequin books. I'd like to get her something like that, but possibly more intense, just to get her something different.

So, NovelGAF: what is the sexiest and raunchiest novel you have read? Try to describe it as best you can. Thanks.

Zophar · Feb 21, 2016

Ulysses

Zeouterlimits · Feb 21, 2016

I don't know that it's a good book, but Birds of Prey by Wilbur Smith has plenty of interesting boning.

cheststrongwell · Feb 21, 2016

American Psycho. Pretty intense.

Skelter · Feb 21, 2016

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Best book ever.

NoblesseOblige · Feb 21, 2016

I only read amateur erotica/fan-fiction.

For reals.

andythinkpad · Feb 21, 2016

Guys read erotic novels?

Verendus · Feb 21, 2016

Skelter said:
Best book ever.

What the shit?

This is real. It has 89 reviews on Amazon.

Edit:

These reviews, what the shit?

I loved it! My husband keeps asking why I have a photo of a T-Rex on our headboard. I tell him to stop talking and tuck his arms back into his sleeves. Only Christie Sims understands me. This is the best $3.95 I've ever spent! It's done more for me than the hundreds of dollars I've spent on prehistoric themed coloring books and dinosaur dildos!

It started out as a joke on Facebook. I ended up giving them some of the dirty parts and they loved it. I think they even bought the other books. Honestly, this book is better than 50 shades of grey and it's only 19 pages long instead 300+ pages unlike 50 shades.

So I downloaded it expecting to hear some mindless 50 Shades style crap. But to my surprise, it was actually pretty interesting.

I'm not sure how to handle this newfound knowledge today.

Solid SOAP · Feb 21, 2016

Just one novel amongst many in a series! I advice you give this author a look

NoblesseOblige · Feb 21, 2016

Verendus said:
What the shit?

This is real. It has 89 reviews on Amazon.

Yes, there's a whole bunch of amateur dinoXhuman stuff on Amazon.

The_Super_Inframan · Feb 21, 2016

Skelter said:
Best book ever.

This one is better

http://www.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1456094463&sr=1-1&keywords=come+for+bigfoot

Psoelberg · Feb 21, 2016

NoblesseOblige said:
Yes, there's a whole bunch of amateur dinoXhuman stuff on Amazon.

Wow... Just wow. The world just keep on delivering great literature. I might have to read this.

Jawmuncher · Feb 21, 2016

One day i'll get that filthy animal.

Hari Seldon · Feb 21, 2016

If you want an actual good book with lots of sexy, and a fantasy book, check out Kushiel's Dart.

Androidsleeps · Feb 21, 2016

T-rex Human sex???!?!!!

DrForester · Feb 21, 2016

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0175BAXNK/?tag=neogaf0e-20

collige · Feb 21, 2016

Solid SOAP said:
Just one novel amongst many in a series! I advice you give this author a look

Sounds like the title of a light novel turned anime. "There's No Way My Friends Sasquatch Mom Can Be This Cute!"

buy teh haloz · Feb 21, 2016

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The Wall · Feb 21, 2016

Skelter said:
Best book ever.

...I feel like I need brain bleach just looking at this. XD

The only book I've read with some crazy raunch is Fear and Loathing, pretty much... and I can't remember if there was even much/any sex to it, other than that teen they picked up, maybe.. wait.. it's been a while.

Savitar · Feb 21, 2016

Screw novels, buy her the four volumes of this:

shadowkat · Feb 21, 2016

Well, most romance novels have sex in them. How descriptive are you looking for? Because you might just want erotica which is mostly sex with some romance.

LuffyZoro · Feb 21, 2016

Shaffield · Feb 21, 2016

cheststrongwell said:
American Psycho. Pretty intense.

fuck yeah
also Rules of Attraction

Nappuccino · Feb 21, 2016

Naked Lunch.

NoblesseOblige · Feb 21, 2016

DrForester said:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0175BAXNK/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Books related to this:

Edit:

Savitar said:
Screw novels, buy her the four volumes of this:

Has an actual editor went over that series? Because I remember being bothered by the grammatical errors.

Ikuu · Feb 21, 2016

TraBuch · Feb 21, 2016

NoblesseOblige said:
Books related to this:

Leonard Delaney knows what his fans want.

Not · Feb 21, 2016

Too much stuff is either prudish or rapey. You unfortunately seem to have to choose one or the other in the world of literature.

I guess I should read more erotic books.

unholyrevenger72 · Feb 21, 2016

AuthenticM said:
A friend's birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. She loves reading novels that contain romance or sex (preferably both). She's very big into the Spicy(?) brand of Harlequin books. I'd like to get her something like that, but possibly more intense, just to get her something different.

So, NovelGAF: what is the sexiest and raunchiest novel you have read? Try to describe it as best you can. Thanks.

Could you post some some books she's read and enjoyed, you know in the hopes of steering the thread away from Dino-Romance

brianjones · Feb 21, 2016

I've actually never read it but wasn't it considered racy for its time

Rushersauce · Feb 21, 2016

Something by Haruki Murakami.

Einchy · Feb 21, 2016

Can hentai be novels?

Ganzlinger · Feb 21, 2016

Skelter said:
Best book ever.

I was waiting for this. Not disappointed.

AuthenticM · Feb 21, 2016

Hari Seldon said:
If you want an actual good book with lots of sexy, and a fantasy book, check out Kushiel's Dart.

thanks!

unholyrevenger72 said:
Could you post some some books she's read and enjoyed, you know in the hopes of steering the thread away from Dino-Romance

I don't know any of the books she has read, only that she has read lots of Harlequin books, as I stated.

JC Lately · Feb 21, 2016

A collection instead of a novel, but:

Alienous · Feb 21, 2016

50 Shades of Neigh

Hilbert · Feb 21, 2016

Going Monstering by Edward Lee.

More horror then romance, but tons and tons of (horrific) sex.

unholyrevenger72 · Feb 21, 2016

AuthenticM said:
thanks!

I don't know any of the books she has read, only that she has read lots of Harlequin books, as I stated.

Well, you got a couple weeks, take peek at her collection then come back.

Aquavelvaman · Feb 21, 2016

Go ahead and get this 11-book set

Or you could get six hot alphas, packed tight into one book

Skeyser · Feb 21, 2016

Somewhat nsfw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)

John Kowalski · Feb 21, 2016

I read Emmanuelle once, it was hard.

It.

Violet_0 · Feb 21, 2016

NoblesseOblige said:
Books related to this:

that girl is quite hot and so is Clippy. I'd go with these

Vigilant Walrus · Feb 21, 2016

Fanny Hill seems quite interesting. It's like Harry Potter with a girl who fucks a whole bunch of ripped dudes with massive dicks. It was written in the 17th century, contains gay porn and more. Was banned for hundreds of years. I don't think it was legal in England until the 60s or something

I recently went to a stage play and saw Venus in Fur based on the book. It was actually quite fun but I have no idea if the book is good!

You could also try The Story of O and get your SM freakazoid on.

Mr. Doop · Feb 21, 2016

Heartbreaker by De'nesha Diamond. Don't act like this doesn't turn you on just a little bit:

Couleurs · Feb 21, 2016

Skelter said:
Best book ever.

I'll have to pick that up after I finish this one

Like the hat? · Feb 21, 2016

Solid SOAP said:
Just one novel amongst many in a series! I advice you give this author a look

just wow.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/152275573X/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Ferulci · Feb 21, 2016

Mr. Doop said:
Heartbreaker by De'nesha Diamond. Don't act like this doesn't turn you on just a little bit:

And we're done here.

water_wendi · Feb 21, 2016

Under the Roofs of Paris is by far the raunchiest novel ive read. It says Henry Miller but it was ghost written by Caresse Crosby. Open this book to any page and paragraph and you will find the nastiest, most well written, porn imaginable.

Tesseract · Feb 21, 2016

Savitar said:
Screw novels, buy her the four volumes of this:

indeed

captjohnboyd · Feb 22, 2016

command F: Delta of Venus no hits

Disappointing. Short Stories by Anais Nin. Involves necrophilia, incest, a serial killer and it's honestly the sexiest book I've ever read in my life

water_wendi said:
Under the Roofs of Paris is by far the raunchiest novel ive read. It says Henry Miller but it was ghost written by Caresse Crosby. Open this book to any page and paragraph and you will find the nastiest, most well written, porn imaginable.

This guy (or girl) also gets it

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