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Baron · Oct 25, 2006

Dear Nintendo,

Hello. I recently purchased the game "Killer 7" for the Nintendo Gamecube. On the back of the game cover it directed me to visit the game's website at www.killer7.com. I went to this website, but did not find any information related to the game there. Instead, I found a website titled "Pics of Interracial Gangbang Movies Fu*king Hard". There were pictures of unclothed people on this site, involved in a number of deeply arousing sexual acts.

Nowhere was there any mention of the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7" at the game's website. There was only porn, and lots of it. Is Nintendo an advocate of the porn? Because you see, the website of this Nintendo Gamecube game I just bought has lots of porn on it, but nothing about the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7". This leads me to believe one of two things - either Nintendo is a company that produces porn, and not videogames, and this is just some mixup on my part, or Nintendo does indeed produce videogames, but wants me to watch an interracial gangbang instead of playing their videogames.

Please reply and clarify which of the two scenarios I have posited here are true.

Thank you,
[me]

...and Nintendo responds:

Nintendo finally responded to my email. I'll also post the response in my original post at the start of the thread.

Nintendo of America said:
Dear Mr. Baron,

Thank you for taking the time to share your concerns with Nintendo of America Inc. regarding the web site, www.killer7.com. As a company dedicated to family entertainment, Nintendo takes issues like this very seriously. Please be assured that Nintendo is in no way affiliated with this website.

We have forwarded your message to the appropriate departments within Nintendo and Capcom USA, Inc. (the developer of this game). We appreciate your concern and are pleased that you brought this issue to our attention. In the future, we encourage you to visit Nintendo's official web site at www.nintendo.com for great information on all of our products.

Thanks again for your e-mail.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
[name withheld]

I wonder if I'll get a message from Capcom as well.

thetrin · Oct 25, 2006

Killer7 just got more awesome.

osyrus · Oct 25, 2006

it would've been funnier if Nintendo goatse'd you instead.

DaCocoBrova · Oct 25, 2006

:lol @ 'deeply arousing'.

Fatghost · Oct 25, 2006

Spayro · Oct 25, 2006

Needs more tubgirl.

methodman · Oct 25, 2006

Never been to that site before, but it's pretty nice.

Joseph Merrick · Oct 25, 2006

I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

Rushmore · Oct 25, 2006

megamail@capcom.com

John Harker · Oct 25, 2006

Now THAT was well played.

Lets hope more people buy the game now

Mato · Oct 25, 2006

Joseph Merrick said:
I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

If that's true, you are so owned. If.

Wario64 · Oct 25, 2006

Joseph Merrick said:
I'm pretty sure the url on the back of the box is http://www.killer-7.com and not killer7.com -- without looking at the back of any of my boxes

Nope.

Ranger X · Oct 25, 2006

Baron said:
Dear Nintendo,

Hello. I recently purchased the game "Killer 7" for the Nintendo Gamecube. On the back of the game cover it directed me to visit the game's website at www.killer7.com. I went to this website, but did not find any information related to the game there. Instead, I found a website titled "Pics of Interracial Gangbang Movies Fu*king Hard". There were pictures of unclothed people on this site, involved in a number of deeply arousing sexual acts.

Nowhere was there any mention of the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7" at the game's website. There was only porn, and lots of it. Is Nintendo an advocate of the porn? Because you see, the website of this Nintendo Gamecube game I just bought has lots of porn on it, but nothing about the Nintendo Gamecube game "Killer 7". This leads me to believe one of two things - either Nintendo is a company that produces porn, and not videogames, and this is just some mixup on my part, or Nintendo does indeed produce videogames, but wants me to watch an interracial gangbang instead of playing their videogames.

Please reply and clarify which of the two scenarios I have posited here are true.

Thank you,
[me]

EDIT: wow. Error on the box. Capcom is to blame.

You've just been "interneted". Nintendo or Capcom aren't to blame.
You mistyped the address. It's http://www.killer-7.com

Now the address redirect you there:
http://ww2.capcom.com/killer7/

levious · Oct 25, 2006

so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

PantherLotus · Oct 25, 2006

Someone confirm for me because I'm at work, and my boss isn't down with interracial gangbangs.

Wario64 · Oct 25, 2006

levious said:
so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

Uh, wrong game?

NintendoGal · Oct 25, 2006

Quick, someone go look at their copy as well to confirm that's the actual URL on the box. This is great stuff.

demi · Oct 25, 2006

levious said:
so does this end the ps2 vs. GCN version superiority debate?

Nah, Gamecube still the best.

Baron · Oct 25, 2006

Joseph Merrick · Oct 25, 2006

Wario64 said:

ahaha cool. I only own jp/pal copies of the game

slaughterking · Oct 25, 2006

It says www.killer-7.com on my box. It's a german PAL one though...

Rud13inJapan · Oct 25, 2006

Token pedo-bear picture in legendary nintendo pron thread

ShutEye · Oct 25, 2006

deeply arousing

I just have to re-iterate:

That is the quote of the year!

Tag for Baron.

Baron · Oct 25, 2006

I bought Killer 7 yesterday for $5.00 at Borders. Did I get a good deal?

DJLanglois · Oct 25, 2006

This thread is destined for greatness.

I hope, with all of my heart, that Nintendo responds.

railGUN · Oct 25, 2006

Same thing happened in Rainbow Six: 3 or something didn't it. Except there was a URL in a background poster, and someone saw it early, tried the domain, saw it was available, bought it and I thought hosted porn or something.

Anyways, good stuff, wonder if the webmaster for that site is gonna look at todays hits on that site and go "WTF"?

bdoughty · Oct 25, 2006

Dear [me],

Just be glad you do not have to deal with mosaic in all of your porn. That stuff is really frustrating you know. How many bukkake movies can one country make just to compensate for that?

Oh yea regarding your question. Hot Virgin Next Door looks like the best of the batch from the list. Added to my favorites, will pass the link on to the higher ups and send Capcom a gift basket for some content with actual penetration, using virgins to boot, that are not covered from head to toe in semen. Happy Joy!

Love,
Nintendo [us]

Fallofmart · Oct 25, 2006

:lol :lol :lol

sublime085 · Oct 25, 2006

I know zelda.com used to be porn. I tried going to the site during OOT hype, and low and behold I got titties instead.

Baron · Oct 25, 2006

My original thread title was better!

Anyhow, Nintendo's website says it takes up to 24 hours for a response, so I'll keep an eye out for it and post their response here when it arrives.

Jive Turkey · Oct 25, 2006

Baron said:
My original thread title was better!

No it wasn't.

:lol

kenta · Oct 25, 2006

What makes you think this is Nintendo's issue and that they will therefore care

Baron · Oct 25, 2006

Jive Turkey said:
No it wasn't.

:lol

okay, it had fewer letters.

Mato · Oct 25, 2006

Now hush ya'll. We love our Nintendo, we don't want to cause any trouble for them do we? Besides Nintendo wasn't the publisher of this was it?

Brobzoid · Oct 25, 2006

bahaha. my pal killer7 ps2 says killer-7.com :\

and this page sucks, it only directs you to pay-for-porn pages

Jive Turkey · Oct 25, 2006

Baron said:
okay, it had fewer letters.

And less OMGWTFBBQ!-esque overreaction. GAF isn't GAF without overreactions.

Beezy · Oct 25, 2006

Nice find. :lol

Ranger X · Oct 25, 2006

Mato said:
Now hush ya'll. We love our Nintendo, we don't want to cause any trouble for them do we? Besides Nintendo wasn't the publisher of this was it?

Capcom is the publisher. I suppose Jack Thompson reads GAF and will cook something out of this all.

EDIT: LOLOLOLOL @ the new thread title

Oldschoolgamer · Oct 25, 2006

TheTrin said:
Killer7 just got more awesome.

:lol :lol

I went to the site....

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Its a gigantic ass wall of text, with some images at the bottom.

goldenpp72 · Oct 25, 2006

killer7 came to ps2 so no nintendo didnt publish it.

Nintendo wouldnt get in trouble for this just like microsoft/sony didnt get in trouble for hot coffee.

Uncle · Oct 25, 2006

That site puzzles me. Why are "Teens For Cash" and "Casting Couch Teens" categorized as hardcore porn and not as teen porn? I demand answers, Nintendo!

GoldenEye 007 · Oct 25, 2006

Uhhh.... I'd like to blam..... thank Capcom...

Mato · Oct 25, 2006

Ranger X said:
Capcom is the publisher. I suppose Jack Thompson reads GAF and will cook something out of this all.

EDIT: LOLOLOLOL @ the new thread title

There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

jenov4 · Oct 25, 2006

this rocks. lol.

LOCK · Oct 25, 2006

So funnny. But pointless though.

mrroboto · Oct 25, 2006

Nintendo teh mature. :lol

Ranger X · Oct 25, 2006

Mato said:
There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

Still, the blame wouldn't really be for Capcom. A typo can happen and it wasn't deliberate as other version of the box are with the correct address.
It's just an infortunate coincidence that some basturd had a website with a similar address (or deliberate on his part!!).
It's like you'd blame whatever website for posting an article talking about Hotmail where they made a typo and wrote "hotmale"...

Baron · Oct 25, 2006

Mato said:
There, see Capcom is the one caught in a hot coffee like scandal. The thread title accusation is not justified.

But the Everyman isn't going to look at Killer 7's website for Gamecube and think "Oh noes, Capcom?", but "Holy Lord Almighty! Nintendo has the titties!"

{Mike} · Oct 25, 2006

Maybe Killer 7 refered as a party of 7 porn stars

Jive Turkey · Oct 25, 2006

Ranger X said:
...an article talking about Hotmail where they made a typo and wrote "hotmale"...

hotmale.com just spiked in hits because of your post.

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