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18 year old girl says baby is Forza's...I beg to differ

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Today was easily one of the weirdest days of my life. I've been seeing the chick in my avatar for about once a week over the last two months. She e-mails me today saying she's pregnant and that I'm the father...but Forza don't think so. I'll admit that I've never used a condom and I know all about pre-cum but that usually ends up in her mouth or ass. I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.

The weirdest part was getting a call on my cell from someone claiming it was her mom. She said "How can a 35 year old be having sex with an 18 year old girl?" I told her it was consensual and that if she had some hot 18 year old dude wanting sex with her that she'd probably do him too...


...silence...click...

The mom calls back later asking what work I do and this totally sounds like she's checking out my EP. I tell her that I'm a porn producer.

...silence...click...


I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here. I never finish inside her unless it's an anal creampie and all the other times it's been done in Peter North style. There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO.

Has anyone in here actually been a dad in a situation such as mine? How do I wait out such a situation and find out if this chick is actually saying the truth? How the hell do I fend off this mom that actually blazes weed with her daughter and is somewhat cracked out to begin with?


Please. Helpful responses from those that have actually had sex.
 
ForzaItalia said:
I'll admit that I've never used a condom and I know all about pre-cum but that usually ends up in her mouth or ass.
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i stopped reading right there. well done sir!

as to advice - if you never used a condom with her you're basically SOL until she gives birth and you can take a paternity test. i don't think anyone will buy an excuse involving 'anal creampies' and your in-depth knowledge of pre-cum. fend her off and let her know that you'll wait until the child is born. you'd have more of an argument if you know for certain that she was shacking up with other guys immediately before or during you.
 
Hold out for 12 weeks or so (I'm pretty sure they can do a paternity test at 12 weeks) and then ask her to get one. In the interim PRAY PRAY PRAY.
 
ForzaItalia said:
I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
ForzaItalia said:
I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here. I never finish inside her unless it's an anal creampie and all the other times it's been done in Peter North style. There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO.
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Alright there, OJ.
 
So, you're diving in without a raincoat and she's not on the pill?

I'd say your chances are a bit more than zero no matter how soon you pulled out.

Looks like you gotta sweat this one out until the paternity test.
 
OK, I'll get this out of the way.

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Let's just hope you don't end up like this if you are the father.

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Oh I bet this thread will be legendary.
 
ForzaItalia said:
I'll admit that I've never used a condom and I know all about pre-cum but that usually ends up in her mouth or ass. I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.

[/I]I told her it was consensual and that if she had some hot 18 year old dude wanting sex with her that she'd probably do him too...

The mom calls back later asking what work I do and this totally sounds like she's checking out my EP. I tell her that I'm a porn producer.
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It sometimes amazes me how people nearly 15 years my senior can be so idiotic.

Start using condoms--if not for you, for everyone else's sake.

EDIT: This almost screams out for a sp0rsk YTMND.
 
ForzaItalia said:
I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here. I never finish inside her unless it's an anal creampie and all the other times it's been done in Peter North style. There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO.
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Congratulations on your sexual prowess. Anal creampies, oh that's hot, dude. I'm so jealous.

I'd just like to point out. "I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here" is not the same as "There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO." Unless by the latter you mean you couldn't handle fathering her child, in which case you shouldn't have had sex with her.

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Don't have sex again. Have a vesectomy. Wear a goddamn condom. Have her take birth control. Don't be a skeazeball. Think farther about consequences other than getting your dick wet.

I hope the kid is yours and I hope it makes you grow up. I'm astonished that you're 35 yet you still act like a 19 year old.
 
Lambtron said:
Congratulations on your sexual prowess. Anal creampies, oh that's hot, dude. I'm so jealous.

I'd just like to point out. "I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here" is not the same as "There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO." Unless by the latter you mean you couldn't handle fathering her child, in which case you shouldn't have had sex with her.


Don't have sex again. Have a vesectomy. Wear a goddamn condom. Have her take birth control. Don't be a skeazeball. Think farther about consequences other than getting your dick wet.

I hope the kid is yours and I hope it makes you grow up. I'm astonished that you're 35 yet you still act like a 19 year old.
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Lambtron said:
Unless by the latter you mean you couldn't handle fathering her child, in which case you shouldn't have had sex with her.
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Thats BS, people have sex for fun, i think its wrong that women can choose to ruin mens lives by having babies that the father is legally responsible for when he never wanted it. Yet women can choose to abort when it suits them.
 
I once met this girl online (about 6 years ago yahoo chat LOL) I was 19 and she was 18 ( or so she said) anyway we went out a few times and what not messed around had some sex and then a few weeks later I get a call from her saying she is pregnant, I tell her it is no way its mine ( classy eh, but I knew I was shooting blanks since high school ) a few days pass and then her Mom calls chewing me out saying how she's 16 still in high school her dad wants to kill me the whole nine.

I call her the next day and say ok well we did have sex so this might be mine blah blah and she say's can you take me to Planned Parenthood etc etc. The Next Day I take her to planned parenthood and it turns out shes not even preggers.... I took her home and never spoke to her again. I did however get an email from her like 3 months later saying she was preggers with someone else's kid...

Hopefully maybe just a false alarm? Either way Id say try and take some responsibility so that in the unlikely even that it is yours, you don't feel so bad later on and or get killed by an angry family member.
 
I'll admit that I've never used a condom
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I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.
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Honestly, a pregnancy should be the least of your worries. Yikes...
 
Dude you're 35? Huh.

Anyway, this thread and it's outcome must be achieved for future generations of GAF. If she is pregnant and has the kid I guess you have to wait until then to find out if you're the daddy, but like Ripclawe said if it gets to that challenge your paternity day 1.

Until then don't say or do anything truly assholeish that you'd regret later if she did have your kid. It would make you feel like a douche and would look bad when the family law judge was fixing your support payments. :P
 
You messed up, man. You messed up.

You're 35 years old? No offense, but you're doing this like 14 year old. You think it is less than 10% because the you pull out. You had sex with an 18 woman that wasn't on birth control without a condom, your chances are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher than 0%.

Come on, man. And then you're having sex without protection with someone you know has more than one other partner. WHAT?!

This is either a huge joke thread, or you need an AIDs test.
 
Well, you're twice as old as her, and you'd be denying responsibility? You're asking for trouble to do it without a condom in the first place, you're not smarter than God. If she's pregnant and wants to keep the kid (and almost every 18 year old I know would, pretty weird I thought), you're shit out of luck. You could always do the deadbeat dad thing, but I hope you have more respect than that.

There's no way to get a pregnancy test during pregnancy right? Like DNA? If not, that's gonna be a long nine months.
 
calder said:
Anyway, this thread and it's outcome must be achieved for future generations of GAF. If she is pregnant and has the kid I guess you have to wait until then to find out if you're the daddy, but like Ripclawe said if it gets to that challenge your paternity day 1.
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Like I said, I'm pretty sure they can do the test while the baby's in utero.
 
ForzaItalia said:
The weirdest part was getting a call on my cell from someone claiming it was her mom. She said "How can a 35 year old be having sex with an 18 year old girl?" I told her it was consensual and that if she had some hot 18 year old dude wanting sex with her that she'd probably do him too...


...silence...click...
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:lol

The mom calls back later asking what work I do and this totally sounds like she's checking out my EP. I tell her that I'm a porn producer.

...silence...click...
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:lol :lol :lol

I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here. I never finish inside her unless it's an anal creampie and all the other times it's been done in Peter North style. There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO.
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Denial much?

You start off saying there's a chance, then spend the rest of post convincing yourself there isn't.

Has anyone in here actually been a dad in a situation such as mine?
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Not sure if anyone here has ... but you have to realize, it happens ALL THE TIME. Crap, this is probably the #1 way chicks get unwanted pregnancies beyond the guy simply not pulling out.

Seriously, what the fuck are/were you thinking?

How do I wait out such a situation and find out if this chick is actually saying the truth?
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Only way to know for sure is through a paternity test. Obviously, that means you have to wait until such a test is viable.

Given that, you may want to consider attempting to at least have a 'friendly' relationship with her (and the family if possible) in the event you're the daddy.

How the hell do I fend off this mom that actually blazes weed with her daughter and is somewhat cracked out to begin with?
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See the second sentence above (lol ... sentence, that works on a couple of levels)

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Unfortunately, there is no easy way out unless she wants an abortion. You're fucked ... well she was, and now you are ... you're gonna have to wait.
 
ForzaItalia said:
Today was easily one of the weirdest days of my life. I've been seeing the chick in my avatar for about once a week over the last two months. She e-mails me today saying she's pregnant and that I'm the father...but Forza don't think so. I'll admit that I've never used a condom and I know all about pre-cum but that usually ends up in her mouth or ass. I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.

The weirdest part was getting a call on my cell from someone claiming it was her mom. She said "How can a 35 year old be having sex with an 18 year old girl?" I told her it was consensual and that if she had some hot 18 year old dude wanting sex with her that she'd probably do him too...


...silence...click...

The mom calls back later asking what work I do and this totally sounds like she's checking out my EP. I tell her that I'm a porn producer.

...silence...click...


I honestly feel that I have about a 10% chance of being the dad here. I never finish inside her unless it's an anal creampie and all the other times it's been done in Peter North style. There is NO DAMN way I can have a kid with this chick. NONE. ZERO.

Has anyone in here actually been a dad in a situation such as mine? How do I wait out such a situation and find out if this chick is actually saying the truth? How the hell do I fend off this mom that actually blazes weed with her daughter and is somewhat cracked out to begin with?


Please. Helpful responses from those that have actually had sex.
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Robertsan would never get himself in these kinds of situations..
 
if she's banging another guy, I'd say there's a 50% chance the kid is yours. if your penis was inside her vagina without a condom, then she has had your sperm in her too. it only takes one of those little guys with a good motor to get the job done.
 
ForzaItalia said:
She e-mails me today saying she's pregnant and that I'm the father...but Forza don't think so. I'll admit that I've never used a condom
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:lol It's you. Sorry.

I also know that she's promiscuous and that at least one other dude is also doing her along with some other girls but they aren't likely suspects.
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So you know she's fucking other guys yet you're not wearing protection? STD AHOY.

I tell her that I'm a porn producer.
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:lol What?
 
Karakand said:
Like I said, I'm pretty sure they can do the test while the baby's in utero.
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Huh, I did not know that.

Here's a link for you Forza, and the lab is located in TO. Talk about convenience!

If she is preggers by all means bring up this prenatal paternity test option.
 
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