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Bog · Oct 28, 2008

Lazy developers need look no further than the following page to find the inspiration for their next triple-A title. Something tells me at least one of the games created with this thing will finds its way to store shelves.

The Tapezilla War Game Generator (v1.0)

Here are just a few examples that cracked me up.

I can only assume by the title that you're simply the main character's buddy. Do you help him get out of trouble? Probably not. He's the real hero. You're just his ally.

It looks like something went horribly wrong on this routine patrol of Asia. Why the hell are they patrolling Asia, anyway?

Apparently the main character is all about kicking some ass in England... but only underground.

Pro tip: There's a nifty link at the bottom to link directly to your images.

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

Clinton514 · Oct 28, 2008

:lol Pretty funny. Bookmarked for later usage. Thanks.

Wario64 · Oct 28, 2008

Apparently PS3 is exempt from generic war games. Hooray for vertical logo strip

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

Bog · Oct 28, 2008

Wario64 said:
Apparently PS3 is exempt from generic war games. Hooray for vertical logo strip

Oh no it's not...

~Devil Trigger~ · Oct 28, 2008

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

Wario64 said:
Apparently PS3 is exempt from generic war games. Hooray for vertical logo strip

false.

shuri · Oct 28, 2008

That .. that kind of sucks to be honest.

Grayman · Oct 28, 2008

bah I didn't get this right.

Strike Around Night (picture of helicopter in daylight)

Oh geez!
http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/ima...8iSuzZHV9Z/oIs4rCnWm+9kxrCIkEpmnWER4e26WvBQzR
strike around day with a sunset ish image.

aeolist · Oct 28, 2008

This is pretty good

Wario64 · Oct 28, 2008

Oh, it didn't generate any PS3 ones for me

revolverjgw · Oct 28, 2008

Pretty inspirational, good for him

Guybrush Threepwood · Oct 28, 2008

EmCeeGramr · Oct 28, 2008

Fuck, that one actually looks badass. :O

Oh shi- :lol

Clinton514 · Oct 28, 2008

EmCeeGramr said:
Oh shi- :lol

:lol wtf.

aeolist · Oct 28, 2008

UNTIL WHAT?!?!?!

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

ZealousD · Oct 28, 2008

Standard template should be "____ of ____". Everything else should have a 10% chance of happening.

Grayman · Oct 28, 2008

Grayman · Oct 28, 2008

I think we broke it because I am not getting images anymore

Ten-Song · Oct 28, 2008

This thing is fantastic.

Now where's bald space marine game generator?

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

twinturbo2 · Oct 28, 2008

Ten-Song said:
This thing is fantastic.

Now where's bald space marine game generator?

This. Oh God, this...

Drinky Crow · Oct 28, 2008

pretty clever! needs more subtitle abuse, like [verb] of [object]: [country] conflict

twinturbo2 · Oct 28, 2008

Drinky Crow said:
pretty clever! needs more subtitle abuse, like [verb] of [object]: [country] conflict

Why are you posting? I thought you were banned...

Zanboo · Oct 28, 2008

Seems like Treyarch is going to spin off the Nazi Zombies idea into it's own game:

Brannon · Oct 28, 2008

Operation Rogue Ops: The Conflict Initiative... I don't see that option ?

Death_Born · Oct 28, 2008

Bog · Oct 28, 2008

Drinky Crow said:
pretty clever! needs more subtitle abuse, like [verb] of [object]: [country] conflict

Oh it's comin'. That's why this is explicitly called v1.0

The Faceless Master · Oct 28, 2008

Grayman · Oct 28, 2008

enemies near the western front
http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/ima...rlPf9q6kXk83dLNNiN4hhIWFLja3X83sxPosP1wJ19fqw

ps3 case
http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/ima...GkSHFaNJUV8HX6hozRiBxnPNjqyrU1KRWRdhL9BogrhgE

The_Dude · Oct 28, 2008

Easiest war game ever

Atilac · Oct 28, 2008

How long till EA makes these games?

EDIT: these links suck

Scott32020 · Oct 28, 2008

Hmm didn't know the Nazis fought on Iwo Jima.

Haly · Oct 28, 2008

Not enough smileys in the world...

:lol :lol :lol

Cowie · Oct 28, 2008

wat

lyre · Oct 28, 2008

The_Dude said:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/Fear_Itself187/WarGame.jpg[IMG]

Easiest war game ever[/QUOTE]
The sequel!
[img]http://xs432.xs.to/xs432/08441/imagex.php939.jpg

Scott32020 · Oct 28, 2008

Here are the best ones I got

Azure Dream · Oct 28, 2008

Why do I want this?

Crayon · Oct 28, 2008

This shit is way funnier than it should be. :lol

The images look so fucking stupid yet they are so close to what I see on the shelves.

HEROES OF DUTY OF VALOR IN ARMS 4: CONFLICT CONFRONT

Too bad the thing can't whip up CE versions on demand.

Ten-Song · Oct 28, 2008

Kulock said:
Why do I want this?

Get ready for the epic battle with your contrast settings!

Scott32020 · Oct 28, 2008

Amazing

TheExodu5 · Oct 28, 2008

FAIL.

2 Minutes Turkish · Oct 28, 2008

any of these out yet?

Azure Dream · Oct 28, 2008

Sorry for the second reply so quickly, but this had to be shared. Ladies and gentlemen, the next war epic:

kay · Oct 28, 2008

Rezbit · Oct 28, 2008

Scott32020 said:

:lol This sounds like a WW2 parody game.

Here's what I got...

:lol :lol

NameGenerated · Oct 28, 2008

:lol

Danne-Danger · Oct 28, 2008

EmCeeGramr said:
Oh shi- :lol

:lol :lol
In tears!

*Age with Cowards :lol

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