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Man takes "DIY" to an UNHEALTHY level (you will say ow)

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Gaborn

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A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

In April last year a leading brain surgeon used a £30 DIY drill to carry out a successful operation on a fully conscious patient.

Henry Marsh used a Bosch PSR960 cordless drill because he did not have his normal equipment on him.

But Mr Marsh had to use the drill because he was on a trip to Ukraine in Eastern Europe to help people let down by a vastly inadequate health system.

Halfway through the operation to remove the tumour from Marian Dolishny's head, the power ran out.

Thankfully the neurosurgeon, who normally practises at St George's Hospital in Tooting, south, London, was able the complete the operation and save a life.
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RubxQub

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φίλω ἐξεχέγλουτον καί ψευδολόγον οὖκ εἰπόν
The guy got a bit too cocky and ended up getting in quite the pinch.
 
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What the effff! My wife is expecting some sweet loving when I get home. Now how am I supposed to perform!
 
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StuBurns

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You know what's most scary about this to me, those clippers are no where near big enough to cut off a foreskin in one take, he must have done it a number of times, just cutting away, over and over again, blood everywhere. That's some serious psycho shit.

And it's not the first time I've heard of self-circumcision. There was an English guy who was really upset that this American woman was shocked at his turtleneck that he cut it off.
 
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Phobophile

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Great, another circumcision thread on GAF. Or is this a stealth tipping thread?
 
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