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Isildur, Son of Elendil, holds the US constitution and addresses America.

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Gentlemen.

Dagor Dagorath..

..has come.
 
I like Abe Lincoln's "come on guido , judge, single mother, news reporter, college professor, guy on cell phone, jew and some sort of witch look over here its Jesus!!" expression
 
If only America had of existed in the middle ages, then we could of seen some kickarse suits of armour.
 
i recently added jesus christ on facebook but told him that i dont believe in him but i wanted to be friends with him. we're going to the beach tomorrow and then afterwards we're going to sholo's house to watch some 007.
 
Why are Fredrick Douglass/Harriet Tubman all the way in the back? Is Sally Ride more important than them?

Why the fuck is Ronald Regan so big?
 
haha this is funny, like one of them " name all of the movie references " pictures.

Lets dry to see what we can find

right of the bat :

1. Pregnant woman, most likely teen and unwed
2. Grey haired academic man with glasses grasping darwins " the origin of species" for dear life
3. The guy to the right of darwinlover looks like he just doesnt give a flying fuck xD
4. Have no idea whats up with the crying judge
5. The guy counting his money is obviously an up and coming young wall street broker
6. some reporter lady

and thats just the bottom left corner

nr 3 is my favorite.
 
If you look closely, the steps seem to divide our historical people with the modern ones. Like, people back then were awesome and honest, and people now are greedy fuckwads.
 
Eteric Rice said:
If you look closely, the steps seem to divide our historical people with the modern ones. Like, people back then were awesome, and people now are greedy fuckwads.
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"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

− Attributed to Socrates by Plato
 
X-Ninji said:
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

− Attributed to Socrates by Plato
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History, it loves to repeat itself.
 
Corky said:
haha this is funny, like one of them " name all of the movie references " pictures.

Lets dry to see what we can find

right of the bat :

1. Pregnant woman, most likely teen and unwed
2. Grey haired academic man with glasses grasping darwins " the origin of species" for dear life
3. The guy to the right of darwinlover looks like he just doesnt give a flying fuck xD
4. Have no idea whats up with the crying judge
5. The guy counting his money is obviously an up and coming young wall street broker
6. some reporter lady

and thats just the bottom left corner
nr 3 is my favorite.
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It gets even funnier when you read the artist's explanations:
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Sir Fragula said:
Someone email them to find out what Isildur has to do with America. Isildur is clearly English.
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Clearly he went into the West to the lands of Aman.. or America as they now call it.

Although that is being far too nice to them.
 
Better not tell this guy that nearly all of the founding fathers of America were Deists, and that Franklin all but stated that he was an atheist.

Edit: Wait, he considers the fact that the founding fathers' were secular to be some sort of conspiracy?
 
Nander said:
It gets even funnier when you read the artist's explanations:
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yikes...that immigrant one is just gold. " Feel free to praise whoever you want but dont forget theyre all wrong except jezuz " .-.


edit : but yea he sure is an awesome artist, and had it not been for the painting in the OP I would've thought he was like any other person ( even though he clearly has a lot of other religiously themed painting none were as bizarre as the one in the OP )
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Diablos said:
http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

He's a good artist, but I strongly disagree with what he has to say. He acts as though liberals are the reason why this country is such a mess.
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Yeah, essentially this is how I feel.
It also seems to say that liberals are self-centered and don't care about the country or religion, in a way.

Doesn't mean I don't like the piece, though. It is well done and has a lot of meaning and inspiration, whether or not I agree with it.
 
I love how JFK is the only liberal the right wing is willing to give any praise. More than likely because he's so far removed from our modern society that they don't have to worry about getting criticized. We wouldn't want to be talking down to our former President who also got assassinated! :rolleyes:

This artist is an ideological twat. He's basically saying the only way this country can be saved is if liberals concede that they ruined the country and the younger generation accepts his personal view of what it means to be a Christian in America. Fuck this guy.
 
Diablos said:
I love how JFK is the only liberal the right wing is willing to give any praise. More than likely because he's so far removed from our modern society that they don't have to worry about getting criticized. We wouldn't want to be talking down to our former President who also got assassinated! :rolleyes:

This artist is an ideological twat. He's basically saying the only way this country can be saved is if liberals concede that they ruined the country and the younger generation accepts his personal view of what it means to be a Christian in America. Fuck this guy.
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well had he not been I guess we would still se shit like this today :
[treason flyer ]
 
Diablos said:
I love how JFK is the only liberal the right wing is willing to give any praise. More than likely because he's so far removed from our modern society that they don't have to worry about getting criticized. We wouldn't want to be talking down to our former President who also got assassinated! :rolleyes:

This artist is an ideological twat. He's basically saying the only way this country can be saved is if liberals concede that they ruined the country and the younger generation accepts his personal view of what it means to be a Christian in America. Fuck this guy.
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FDR's there too, but he's sitting down.
 
Of course all the black people are in the back. Except for the soldier (but he's gonna die first, am I right)
 
i_am_ben said:
If only America had of existed in the middle ages, then we could of seen some kickarse suits of armour.
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Please someone educate me, but is the bolded part correct english?? I read it so many times, but no matter in what kind of context it always sounds wrong to me and makes no sense.
 
Des0lar said:
Please someone educate me, but is the bolded part correct english?? I read it so many times, but no matter in what kind of context it always sounds wrong to me and makes no sense.
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People say, "had've" or "should've" without knowing how it's correctly spelled, so this is what you get once people are let loose on the Internets.

Loose and lose are another one. That really gets on my nerves.
 
AniHawk said:
People say, "had've" or "should've" without knowing how it's correctly spelled, so this is what you get once people are let loose on the Internets.

Loose and lose are another one. That really gets on my nerves.
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But the sentence should be "If only America has had existed...", right?
 
Wow, that's awesome. Frank Luntz in the bottom right counting cash is perfect.
 
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