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Japan Does It Again - Skirt Blowing iPhone App

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In continuing in the tradition of Japan making awesome things from Japan that are awesome (although some could at least admit to 'amusing'), Japan has now produced a skirt-blowing iPhone app. In the program you have a selection of girls, whom you can then get red-in-the-face over trying to blow their skirt up the highest.

For all of you out there who like looking up girls' skirts: there's an app for that.

The interactive Puff! iPhone app from BottleCube lets you "blow" up cute Japanese girls' skirts by blowing on the mic of your phone or tapping with your finger. The harder you blow, the higher the skirt -- and the girl's squeal.

Apparently, "Winning a special bonus is all up to you!" Hmm....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/08/puff-iphone-app-lets-you_n_313802.html

Video can be seen here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x2kjShNaLs&

:lol but O_O
 
X26 said:
man, fuck that video, girl in the orange dress is the hottest and he didn't show it

I was more amused with who he chose to try the app on. On one girl he went straight to level 3 (vigorous tapping)
 
RiotOfTheBlood said:
Just got this off the app store, it's well fun.:lol

So what's the extra surprise with the girl at the waterfall? blow off all the clothes? tranny? midget underneath?
 
On a list of the most useless iPhone apps, this would take every position :lol
 
Yeah I saw this a few days ago. Hilariously Japanese.

They need to add Marilyn Monroe in it. Then it becomes artsy.
 
There are so many different versions of this now..

Cheerleaders on monkey bars and so on...

What have you done Apple??
 
Eh, they need better actresses for this app; then it would be awesome. :-) Their "kyaa!"s just sound like they're going through the motions and not really surprised.
 
for some reason, I was expecting to be impressed by accurate real-time cloth physics running on the iphone as you blow up their skirts. But it's just a boring old animation instead.

Boo.
 
I have to admit, I find this enjoyable. It's just the right mix of tongue and cheek "wink nudge" and the classic sexiness that was a feature of early 90s idols.

I'm sure there are much more pedo versions of this in all sorts of forms, including that doki doki DS game ... :(
 
soul creator said:
for some reason, I was expecting to be impressed by accurate real-time cloth physics running on the iphone as you blow up their skirts. But it's just a boring old animation instead.

Boo.

We don't even have computers that can simulate photo realistic hotties with real time skirt physics. And if we did have that, why just limit it to skirt blowing? I'll settle for some decent animations but next time tell them to make more animations per chick.
 
This is pretty tame as far as apps, go. I mean, it's the equivalent of a Maxim magazine. Why ban something like this?

Edit: Oh I see, yea Apple has silly standards. They are going through some serious growing pains.
 
claviertekky said:
op needs to change the title "apple fucks up app store again"

This wasn't a post about the apple store fucking up. This was a post about awesome Japanese panties on awesome
- but annoying sounding -
Japanese chicks when you blow awesome wind-breath at them - causing yourself to look like a total introverted geek who can't get laid. Consequently even those of us who can, but also still enjoy a laugh, and the beautiful sight of a woman's undergarments, should get a little amusement out of this 1 dollar toy.
 
Count Dookkake said:
Reminds me...

You should all see the movie Love Exposure.

I watched a trailer for it yesterday. Looks amazing, guess it's not out yet over here and I can't find subs so I'll have to wait for a localized DVD.
 
This is what happens when you can't show vaginas in your porn.

Actually, come to think of it, my quote would be much better served in an anime thread. I withdraw it from the record.
 
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