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The voice makes it sound like a fucking mouth breathing loser that I'd deal with every day when working at EB.

The type of guy who'd be like "DID YOU HEER THAT THAT THAT ON WWOOOWWWW U CAN HAVE LEVEL 36 ARRMOOOR DURR DERP DERP"



Therefore, I can't watch this without committing suicide.
 
:lol WTF is with the voice? Forget Scooter Nguyen, this guy sounds like hamburgers!

hahaha, he can't even say 'protagonist'... "pruh, pruh, pragnist..." EDIT: ah, this is a joke, obviously. stupid me. Still, dude sounds like some kinda ground meat.
 
So far he's pointed out loads of stuff i've never thought about before.

also, :lol @ His basement xD
 
Alucard said:
This is really good.

:lol @ the floating ambiens. I also love how he keeps messing up names. On part II right now.
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I love when he keeps naming the wrong wars xD
 
Oh man, I never noticed this before...

Yoda bestows Obi-Wan with the title of Jedi Knight at the end of Episode I, but the opening screen crawl mentions that TWO JEDI KNIGHTS were dispatched to deal with the problem. :lol Continuity errorrrrrrrr.
 
WyndhamPrice said:
PROTO-GONIS




Fucking hilarious so far.
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fixed.

phramton
jaraws

This is hilarious, but do I dare watch the entire 70 minutes?

edit: hahahahahah the third time protagonist comes up he just doesn't even try anymore...

edit2: "Getting the girl at the end is icing on the cake" *cue examples* Charlie and Willy Wonka? Ohh...
 
Jedeye Sniv said:
:lol WTF is with the voice? Forget Scooter Nguyen, this guy sounds like hamburgers!

hahaha, he can't even say 'protagonist'... "pruh, pruh, pragnist..." EDIT: ah, this is a joke, obviously. stupid me. Still, dude sounds like some kinda ground meat.
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First thing I thought, so annoying.
 
DrEvil said:
The voice makes it sound like a fucking mouth breathing loser that I'd deal with every day when working at EB.

The type of guy who'd be like "DID YOU HEER THAT THAT THAT ON WWOOOWWWW U CAN HAVE LEVEL 36 ARRMOOOR DURR DERP DERP"



Therefore, I can't watch this without committing suicide.
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The fuck is wrong with you.....

That basement scene was fucking amazing.
 
Holy shit this is awesome as hell....at the end of part 2 now and the critique is legit, but delivered in such an great way.
 
Yeah, expected it to be pretty stupid, but I watched part 1 and found it hilarious and pretty entertaining. Will watch another later.
 
blah - this guy is horrible. Not sure if his little mistakes are on purpose or not...ewan mcdonald? protagnoist?


The main character in episode 1 was and always has been qui-gon.
 
My favorite line so far.

"I analyzed this movie with a team of cheerleaders, and they came up with one unanimous conclusion. That if I let them go they promise they wont tell nobody." :lol

btrboyev said:
blah - this guy is horrible. Not sure if his little mistakes are on purpose or not...ewan mcdonald? protagnoist?
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yes they are indeed on purpose
 
btrboyev said:
blah - this guy is horrible. Not sure if his little mistakes are on purpose or not...ewan mcdonald? protagnoist?

The main character in episode 1 was and always has been qui-gon.
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Deliberate, for emphasis and humour
 
Really hit the nail on the hit with the comparison of the lightsaber battles in the originals vs the prequels.
 
Sage00 said:
Really hit the nail on the hit with the comparison of the lightsaber battles in the originals vs the prequels.
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Yes, I thought that part in particular was very poignant and hit the nail on the head: it is difficult to invest emotionally in any of these characters when we do not care about them, for the simple fact that they have not given us a reason to care about them. The lack of humanity is a major problem in all of the prequels, as they feel torn away from their audience.
 
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