Lucky Night
Word count: 1792
"Why do you it? Why do you have to kill them?"
"I don't have to."
"But you always do! You bring them home, and play with them, then you..."
"Like a kitten that's caught a bird in its mouth."
"Exactly! Stop smiling! What the hell is so funny about this?"
"You! Your outrage - it's just, like, you care too much! It's silly."
Nix twisted her knuckles inward. Let the anger pass. Breathe out.
"When did you stop caring?"
"I can't remember. Actually I don't think I ever did. Are you going to hit me?"
"Not now Karsha. I have plans tonight."
"Me too. I plan on seeing your Andy, naked!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
Karsha laughed, became an owl, swooped off the roof and into the evening sun.
Andy stepped out of the shower, realized he hadn't rinsed the conditioner out of his hair, and stepped back inside. He was doing that a lot today, forgetting things, putting the milk in the cupboard instead of the fridge, clicking on 'Don't Save' when he meant 'Save' when shutting his computer off. And calling his boss a whore within earshot. That didn't go down well.
A voice came from the other side of the door.
"Hey your phone's going off, shall I get it?"
"Nah, leave it, I'll ring them back."
"What if it's that lovely lady you're seeing tonight?"
"I'll call them back in a minute!"
Ricardo didn't respond.
Andy tilted his head back and let the hot water do its work. He didn't want Ricardo to get his claws into this one, like the other girl he had spent months trying to get to notice him, only to bring her home and lose her within half an hour to Ricardo's Mediterranean charm. This one was way above Andy's league, and when she agreed to meet him again, (this time without the smoke machines, speedcore anthems and strobe lights,) he almost died!
He stepped out of the shower, again and began drying off, when he heard Ricardo on the phone. Oh fuck.
He opened the bathroom door a crack.
"Yes, I will tell him. Yes. Ok, I look forward to meeting you! Bye!"
Andy wrapped himself up and strode up to Ricardo.
"What did I tell you?"
"Hey, you can't leave a girl hanging!"
"That's my phone; I said not to touch it!"
"That's not what you said..."
"I don't care! I've told you before about picking up my calls!"
Andy clumsily marched into his bedroom and rummaged hopefully for some underwear, possibly ones without Marvel characters on.
"She sounded nice, she's very well-spoken..."
"What did she say?"
"She said she's coming over now, and..."
"Now?! I said I'd pick her up! Did you give her our address?"
"Yes, Buckingham Palace, London."
"Funny. Is she getting a taxi?"
"My spy planes say yes!"
"Then you do the Durex Dash while I get ready."
"Oh! We getting lucky tonight?"
"You definitely, me, I can only hope."
"Aww. Well, I need a shower too."
"What for? Are you coming too?"
"Well, I don't want to stay in on a Friday night, and it's Soul Night at the Adelphi!"
"Okay, well, whoever you pick up tonight, take 'em back to their house okay?"
"I got it, I got it!"
Ricardo gave a cheeky grin,
"Now go to shops, and get me some mint Polos too. Take my card."
"Your card? How many johnnys are you going to go through?"
"Thousands! Hurry, she'll be here soon!"
"Adios, senor!"
Ricardo did a silly strut as he left, and saluted before the door closed.
I'll be lucky if I use just one, Andy thought.
The Nix ran fast. If she could save just one, it would make her life mean something. All the years she had lived in this city, all the things she could now do, and yet Karsha always managed to pick her prey and lead them to their end. But tonight she is clearing more rooftops with each footfall than ever. Tonight she'll save one.
Andy checked himself out in Ricardo's full length mirror. He'd realised his own wardrobe was seriously lacking proper clothes. Too many Threadless t-shirts and cheap shapeless jeans. Ricardo had always said he could borrow his stuff, but then Ricardo dressed like a douche. It seemed to work for him though, and his Paul Smith suit fit Andy quite well, however it was a little tight.
He was halfway through his double-Windsor knot when the door knocked.
"Ricardo?"
"No, it's Nicola!"
Oh crap.
"One second!"
The knot wasn't working.
Fuck it.
Andy unlocked the door and with a deep breath, opened it.
"Wow."
"Hi!"
"I like your hair!"
"Thanks! Um... may I come in?"
"Oh! Oh yes, sure."
Nicola entered the apartment. It smelled of men. Men and body wash and deodorant and shampoo and toothpaste. Somebody had made an effort. They'd tidied up too, as well as men can tidy.
"This is nice."
"Yeah it's not bad. It's a bit pricey but me and my flatmate share the rent. It's got a nice view."
She went over to the balcony and looked out onto the sun setting behind the marina. Andy was trying to keep calm. Nicola was simply stunning. The last time he saw her at the club she was in black latex, now she looked like summer. She wore a lemon skater dress, and black suede buckled sandals. She had coloured her hair red, which blended into the horizon.
"It's like a postcard!"
"I like it. So what made you decide to come here? I was going to pick you up but Ricardo said you were coming over."
She turned to face him.
"Well, I thought, since you live in the town centre, it'd save you a journey."
"How much was your taxi? I'll give you some money..."
"Don't worry about it."
"Well, I'll sort you out later then."
Nicola's smile burst into a grin. "I'm sure you will!"
Andy blushed.
"I mean for drinks!"
"I gotcha!" She made a gun-finger at him.
For a moment he wished he could reverse time. It's been one of those days. He laughed nervously.
"What's up?"
"Um, I don't do this much, like, at all."
"Dates?"
"Yeah, I mean, once I've got a few drinks down me, I'm good, but..."
She marched over to him.
"Hold your arms out sideways."
"Huh?"
"Hold your arms out!" She lifted them up. Then embraced him.
"Don't worry about a thing, we're going to have a fun night, you're going to get drunk, I'm going to end up dancing on tables, and during the course of the evening we'll get to know each other better. Hug me and chill out."
He did, feeling awkward and stupid but so happy he was pressing against her. She smelled delicious.
Suddenly the front door opened.
"I got you a box of 12, amigo!Super fine for even greater feeling!' Oh hi there my name is Ricardo!"
Andy groaned.
Nicola broke the embrace and extended her hand.
"I'm Nicola; it's nice to meet you."
"Ah yes, we spoke on the phone."
"Did we?"
"Yes!"
"I'm teasing, there's no mistaking that accent!"
"I'm from Spain, I come live with Andy, he is my lover!"
Nicola glanced at Andy. Andy glared at Ricardo.
"Haha! Now I am teasing you!"
Andy noticed Ricardo always turned his accent up a notch when with strangers, for some reason.
"You had me there for a second, Ricardo!" She rolled the 'r' in his name.
Andy felt like the beta-male again.
"I think we should be off, I want to get a few drinks in before the Friday crush."
"Aww, you will not stay for a little while?"
"I think Andy wants to get me drunk." She winked.
"Ah! So you'll be needing these!" Ricardo tossed the condoms at Andy's face. Nicola snatched them out of the air.
"Not the whole lot!"
Andy's face went hot and he wanted God to make him disappear.
"You're such a douche, Ricardo."
"Thank you, here's your mints and your card. I emptied your account!"
"You're a dead man if you did!"
"Adios my friends! Have fun!"
Nicole waved as she was being dragged out the door.
"Oh, Andy!"
"Yes Ricardo?"
"Don't crap in my pants!"
"Thank you Ricardo."
Andy was glad to close the door.
Ricardo chuckled to himself and raided the fridge for a beer. He wondered if he should tell Andy he liked boys as well as girls; that would certainly change things. He took a big gulp.
Suddenly there was a hammering at the front door. Ricardo almost choked and dropped his beer.
"Mierda!"
The door shot open. In the frame was a young lady, out of breath, sweating, her sea-green eyes large and fixed on Ricardo.
"Where's Andy?"
"Whoa now!"
"Where is he?"
"He's out!"
She ran over to Ricardo, her long brown hair sticking to her neck.
"You're Ricardo? We spoke on the phone. Is he alone?"
"Who are you?"
"Ni... Nicola. Please, did he say where he was going?"
"What?"
"Come on, I need to know!"
"The other girl was Nicola!"
Nix's seven hundred year old heart sank.
"Oh god."
"Who are you? What's going on?"
"Did this other girl have red hair?"
"Yes!"
Nix was close to tears.
"What are you saying? I do not understand, who is with Andy?"
"Karsha."
"I think it's going to be a good night, Andy"
"A good good night?" he started to sing.
"Not that song please! Where are we headed?"
"Somewhere with a beer garden, it's quite warm, and the stars are coming out, it'll be nice"
"Lead the way."
"Ricardo, please, expect the worst."
"What are you saying?"
"I need to go, while I can still feel her"
The Nix ran to the balcony and vaulted over.
"Andy, I need to go."
"But we haven't gone anywhere yet!"
"No, no, I mean I need to GO!" Karsha crossed her legs.
"Oh! Well, the pub is a down the next street, can you hold it?"
She shook her head. He pointed down a side street behind a restaurant.
"Umm, it's dark down there. I suppose it'll be okay for you"
"Come with me. Be my lookout."
Nix was so tired. Her legs burned. The scent of men was thick in the air. Men and honeysuckle, old beer, cigarettes, and demons.
"I thought you needed to go?" Andy asked, looking up at the full moon.
There was no reply.
Something large and black bit into his face.
Nix heard the scream. She burst into tears.
"NO!"
She leapt onto the rooftops to see what looked like a giant panther, with a horrible, contorted face.
WHY CANT YOU BE HUMAN?!
Karsha pounced away, Andy's remains flapping in her maw.