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Purkake4 · Jul 27, 2011

SA made a somewhat eye-opening compilation of what goes on in Bioware Social. Somewhat NSFW, definitely NSFL.

tiff · Jul 27, 2011

Well, yeah, who didn't know about Bioware Social already?

Edit: Holy shit that article is awful.

hbkajshdvfbkjhvgkahsgdfka · Jul 27, 2011

All game/developer specific forums are meeting places for undesirables and creeps.

mxgt · Jul 27, 2011

I knew the Quarian sweat thread would be first.

John · Jul 27, 2011

That first example is the greatest troll I've ever seen

Interfectum · Jul 27, 2011

wtf

Takuya · Jul 27, 2011

Uhhhh... What the... Well, for the first one, at least it was partially logical.

Seda · Jul 27, 2011

Doesn't surprise me, but certainly still saddens me.

Hari Seldon · Jul 27, 2011

Interfectum said:
wtf

Wait isn't that like a Bioware Dev? Please tell me he is trolling.

Twinduct · Jul 27, 2011

"What do you guys/girls think is the one indulgence Miranda cannot live without? IMO, it's expensive chocolates".

Proof, if it was ever needed, that clearly I was born on the wrong planet. Fuck me.

Auto_aim1 · Jul 27, 2011

Lol yeah, their forums are weird, but the Bioware writers usually post there, so it's all good.

Zombie James · Jul 27, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/9YAgg.jpg

People are wondering why I can't stop laughing and I don't want to tell them.

Interfectum · Jul 27, 2011

Hari Seldon said:
Wait isn't that like a Bioware Dev? Please tell me he is trolling.

That's the lead designer of Dragon Age and I don't think he's trolling.

UrbanRats · Jul 27, 2011

dygiT said:
All game/developer specific forums are meeting places for undesirables and creeps.

This is my experience, too.

Revolutionary · Jul 27, 2011

You're giving BioWare and their fans too much credit if you think these are intentional trolls.

Hari Seldon · Jul 27, 2011

Interfectum said:
That's the lead designer of Dragon Age and I don't think he's trolling.

Whelp that explains everything.

npm0925 · Jul 27, 2011

These are the people you will be playing SWTOR with.

salromano · Jul 27, 2011

Analyzing Quarian sweat? Really?

mxgt · Jul 27, 2011

npm0925 said:
These are the people you will be playing SWTOR with.

These are the people shaping ME3 and future Bioware games.

Feels bad man.

WickedLaharl · Jul 27, 2011

epic's forums are worse.

Rodney McKay · Jul 27, 2011

npm0925 said:
These are the people you will be playing SWTOR with.

Not if I don't play SWTOR!

r@v3n · Jul 27, 2011

Damn!!!!

bengraven · Jul 27, 2011

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

mxgt · Jul 27, 2011

bengraven said:
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/

Emitan · Jul 27, 2011

npm0925 said:
These are the people you will be playing SWTOR with.

Only if they join our guild.

Nirolak · Jul 27, 2011

It seems you really can turn anything into a Pony.

Though Belle Eve was probably proof enough of that.

Deadbeat · Jul 27, 2011

bengraven said:
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

That quote from starwars was implying tough criminals. These people are not tough in any sense of imagination. Just fucked up.

Enosh · Jul 27, 2011

mxgt said:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/

eu one is quite bad too...

sixteen-bit · Jul 27, 2011

*shudder*

ShockingAlberto · Jul 27, 2011

Before I click, does this include the Tali sweat thing?

EmCeeGramr · Jul 27, 2011

ShockingAlberto said:
Before I click, does this include the Tali sweat thing?

what do you think

Theonik · Jul 27, 2011

I thought it was normal for game specific forums to become circle-jerking paradises for fan creeps but this crosses the line imo.
Edit: With this and the ban site I'm dying.

Dennis · Jul 27, 2011

Nirolak said:
It seems you really can turn anything into a Pony.

Though Belle Eve was probably proof enough of that.

Miranda Pony is awesome.

Purkake4 · Jul 27, 2011

ShockingAlberto said:
Before I click, does this include the Tali sweat thing?

Yes, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Hot Coldman · Jul 27, 2011

Aren't all dev/publisher/console-centric forums complete shitefarms? No reason why Bioware's would be different.

JWong · Jul 27, 2011

Nirolak said:
It seems you really can turn anything into a Pony.

Though Belle Eve was probably proof enough of that.

Dat ass?

Is that suppose to be a Miranda pony?

Emitan · Jul 27, 2011

They're almost as bad as Sonic fans. Even those devs seem horrible. Good thing SWTOR is being made in Austin.

ProtoCents · Jul 27, 2011

The creepiest forum in all of existence.

ghibli99 · Jul 27, 2011

Genuinely creepy.

bengraven · Jul 27, 2011

Deadbeat said:
That quote from starwars was implying tough criminals. These people are not tough in any sense of imagination. Just fucked up.

True, I should have ended it at "wretched hive".

MechaX · Jul 27, 2011

Fucking Talimancers.

StalkerUKCG · Jul 27, 2011

Goddamn Tail fanatics.

Seriously the connection some people feel towards ME character is really odd but tail fans take it TOO far.

Dennis · Jul 27, 2011

Is that where Snuggler found his Krogan picture? Yes, that one....

Herla · Jul 27, 2011

Green Scar said:
Aren't all dev/publisher/console-centric forums complete shitefarms? No reason why Bioware's would be different.

The problem is that Bioware actually listen to those fans.
I mean, before DA2 was released a dev made a thread asking the fans about their concerns, and bisexual party members came in third place or something.

Emitan · Jul 27, 2011

StalkerUKCG said:
Goddamn Tail fanatics.

Seriously the connection some people feel towards ME character is really odd but tail fans take it TOO far.

I would not be surprised if some of them felt suicidal if Tali died for them in ME2's ending.

The Technomancer · Jul 27, 2011

StalkerUKCG said:
Goddamn Tail fanatics.

Seriously the connection some people feel towards ME character is really odd but tail fans take it TOO far.

They're not even that well written! They're video-game good!

Auuuugh!

Hari Seldon · Jul 27, 2011

Green Scar said:
Aren't all dev/publisher/console-centric forums complete shitefarms? No reason why Bioware's would be different.

Bioware is extra special by the bastard combination of fans of low quality fan fic romance with Star Wars nerds.

TheSeks · Jul 27, 2011

I'm guessing some of you guys didn't know the Bioware forums have been shit for a while now. I think it mostly started from Mass DatingSim 1 on. I think it's the only official forums where you can theorize about Tali's sweat and urine systems and what her urine tastes like (not me, a poster actually wanted that).

Edit: I see SA opens with it. Amazing.

Twinduct · Jul 27, 2011

Wish Neogaf Mods had some smirky comment to say everytime they banned someone.
Stanley Woo is like the Horatio Caine of the mod universe!

tiff · Jul 27, 2011

The funny part is SA's own Mass Effect thread isn't a whole lot better.

Nirolak said:
http://www.abload.de/img/ponygoons6j6h.jpg[IMG]

It seems you really can turn anything into a Pony.

Though Belle Eve was probably proof enough of that.[/QUOTE]
That's actually pretty good.

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