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ComputerMKII · Aug 13, 2011

AMANDA Simmons, aka Mandy Mountain, of Charleston, West Virginia, weighs 55stones. She says that when her lover went to inspect her chub at close quarters he spotted a cat (avoid obvious joke ed). The cat was dead. Mandy had sat on it.

Says Mandy, 25:

Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. It wasnt even my kitten I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.

You might suppose he was made of tougher stuff.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/289852/strange-but-true/lover-finds-dead-cat-beneath-fat-womans-bottom.html/

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy · Aug 13, 2011

Cat-ass-trophy

Joke story right?

Tornado Condor · Aug 13, 2011

W.... T..... F....

Sharp · Aug 13, 2011

Well, I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread.

TheLastFantasy · Aug 13, 2011

So he found an extra pussy

Seda · Aug 13, 2011

I....uh.....err...

Blader · Aug 13, 2011

My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.

I heard you liked pussy, so we put a pussy underneath her pussy

etc.

erpg · Aug 13, 2011

I have no idea what the hell a 'stone' is, so 55 didn't seem all that bad and I was wondering how a cat could've hid in there. But then, Google told me that was 350kg.

What the fuck. Someone was making love to that, with the smell of death lingering?

Koomaster · Aug 13, 2011

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:
Cat-ass-trophy

Shut it down!

Zophar · Aug 13, 2011

May wanna label that link NSFW...

equap · Aug 13, 2011

lol is this a reliable news source?? come on!!!

freenudemacusers · Aug 13, 2011

Do not believe.

Seda · Aug 13, 2011

Lyphen said:
I have no idea what the hell a 'stone' is, so 55 didn't seem all that bad and I was wondering how a cat could've hid in there. But then, Google told me that was 350kg.

What the fuck.

770 pounds. Jeez.

Aegus · Aug 13, 2011

55 stones? Jesus that's like an elephant sitting on a human if the cat were a human and the woman was the elpehant.

Wario64 · Aug 13, 2011

Finally a story to lighten up the OT

andymcc · Aug 13, 2011

macuser1of5 said:
Do not believe.

one day if you happen to find yourself in Charleston, WV, you'd find this very easy to believe.

B!TCH · Aug 13, 2011

How is this even news?

Phonomezer · Aug 13, 2011

How disgusting.

darkside31337 · Aug 13, 2011

It doesn't look that dead cat will bounce.

No way I'm believing this story.

Mistouze · Aug 13, 2011

SHE DIDN'T NOTICE A DEAD CAT IN HER FATROLLS!

MOTHER OF GOD.

freenudemacusers · Aug 13, 2011

andymcc said:
one day if you happen to find yourself in Charleston, WV, you'd find this very easy to believe.

Oh I believe there are absurdly fat people (I live in the Midwest lulz), but I do not believe this story.

iNvid02 · Aug 13, 2011

how do you become so fat that you cant feel anything on your skin, the fuck

Jason's Ultimatum · Aug 13, 2011

Send the woman to meowschwitz..........get it?

Nemesis121 · Aug 13, 2011

Don't click the link there's a picture.......

Drazgul · Aug 13, 2011

Poor little thing.

Sennorin · Aug 13, 2011

Mistouze said:
SHE DIDN'T NOTICE A DEAD CAT IN HER FATROLLS!

MOTHER OF GOD.

wtf, I didn´t believe I read that right. The dead cat was still hanging inside her fat body? what the what?!

Jesus Carbomb · Aug 13, 2011

Stones? Chub??

Tohoho brit-gaf you so crazy.

Misterinenja · Aug 13, 2011

How the fuck are you supposed to go down on that... thing?

Jason's Ultimatum · Aug 13, 2011

Nemesis121 said:
Don't click the link there's a picture.......

Of the pussy?

Spire · Aug 13, 2011

I don't like anything about this story.

Nemesis121 · Aug 13, 2011

Jason's Ultimatum said:
Of the pussy?

of her...

Tornado Condor · Aug 13, 2011

Mistouze said:
SHE DIDN'T NOTICE A DEAD CAT IN HER FATROLLS!

MOTHER OF GOD.

Constanza?

Emerson · Aug 13, 2011

Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. It wasnt even my kitten I was looking after him for my neighbours. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.

Kinyou · Aug 13, 2011

Mistouze said:
SHE DIDN'T NOTICE A DEAD CAT IN HER FATROLLS!

MOTHER OF GOD.

Only god knows what else is in there. Dogs, babies, Elvis Presley?

Trickster · Aug 13, 2011

Dude was willing to go down on this?!?

IamMattFox · Aug 13, 2011

Jason's Ultimatum said:
Of the pussy?

Maybe?

Sharp · Aug 13, 2011

Oh my god why would you post that

Jesus Carbomb · Aug 13, 2011

Emerson said:

Trickster said:
Dude was willing to go down on this?!?
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/29ngpwy.jpg

Yami · Aug 13, 2011

saw the pic. how does one even get to her cat?

brb grabbing some digging tools

erpg · Aug 13, 2011

Trickster said:
Dude was willing to go down on this?!?
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/amanda-simmons.jpg[img][/QUOTE]
Fuck you, now I have to clean out my browser cache and scrub my eyes.

My mind - that can't be saved.

Alligatorjandro · Aug 13, 2011

What does the bf look like?How skinny is he?

Wario64 · Aug 13, 2011

thats a photoshop right

Skeyser · Aug 13, 2011

That picture...wow.

How can you get this fat, is she just eating chocolate cakes all day long?

Drazgul · Aug 13, 2011

Wario64 said:
thats a photoshop right

Yeah, probably a lot fatter RL.

Sharp · Aug 13, 2011

Alligatorjandro said:
What does the bf look like?How skinny is he?

He is probably also really enormous.

Takao · Aug 13, 2011

Wario64 said:
thats a photoshop right

I think it is, why aren't her arms huge? Her legs are bulging fat yet her arms don't look like a "Jesus Christ you're morbidly obese!" person.

But yeah, I feel really sick right now.

freenudemacusers · Aug 13, 2011

Sharp said:
He is probably also really enormous.

Nah, they are usually the 'feeders' in the relationship and are often pretty lanky, small dudes.

ComputerMKII · Aug 13, 2011

Blader5489 said:
I heard you liked pussy, so we put a pussy underneath her pussy

etc.

Alligatorjandro · Aug 13, 2011

Sharp said:
He is probably also really enormous.

Bruh, I done seen enough shows about these kinds of women and they get skinny dudes.

Yami · Aug 13, 2011

Sharp said:
He is probably also really enormous.

how do they...

actually, i don't want to know. my mind is already battered, bruised and doesn't want any more scary things.

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