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Daigoro · Apr 27, 2005

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/croatian.htm

check these mofos out.

if you aint Croatian, you aint shit.

i got a real kick out of some of these. pick your favorites.

aoi tsuki · Apr 27, 2005

God fucked your mother

Simple and effective.

Burger · Apr 27, 2005

I fuck your pregnant sister on the grave of your dead mother, while your sick father is looking at us and jacking off.

:lol

ChrisReid · Apr 27, 2005

Holy cow.

I fuck your 3 full grain elevators, grain by grain, and on each grain, 3 of your mother's pussies.

I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

The postman fucked your dead mother in basement in which your grandma burned while trying to set your sister on fire

XMonkey · Apr 27, 2005

God permit that a train full of horny gays attack you

:lol

Boomer · Apr 27, 2005

I'll fuck your mother first normally and then in her ass

shuri · Apr 27, 2005

Jebem ti juhu od Isusovih kostiju I fuck you a Jesus' bones soup

WHAT?! :lol

Property of Jumpship · Apr 27, 2005

aoi tsuki said:
God fucked your mother

Wouldnt that make me God? I dont see how that is an insult.

BuG · Apr 27, 2005

Go to three of your mother's pussies

I will jump in your face with my naked ass

When a fingernail grows on a dick (said when something isn't going to happen)

:lol Awesome. I'm so replacing "when hell freezes over" with "when a fingernail grows on a dick" in my vocabulary.

Ollie Pooch · Apr 27, 2005

I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

Daigoro · Apr 27, 2005

julls said:
I fuck your dead mother in her fake teeth while she's sucking on my sweaty balls with her rotting eyeballs on a church holiday

:lol

did you just make that one up? (im guessing not. it just looks/sounds like it)

some of these are making me crack up, seriously. i was crying when i found them.

SteveMeister · Apr 27, 2005

Jedi govna Eat shit

Since "govna" shows up in other "shit" swears, that means that "jedi" means "eat" in Croatian.

drohne · Apr 27, 2005

Posro ti se bog u invalidska kolica: God has shitted in your wheelchair

Picka ti se zgadila: May you start to hate cunts.

Jeben ti opanci isusosvi: I fuck your Jesus soft-soled footwear

these are genius. i'm dying. i wish i had croatian friends so i could tell them that i'm fucking their jesus soft-soled footwear. :lol

FortNinety · Apr 27, 2005

God has shitted in your wheelchair

Devil ate grapes from your mother's cunt.

I am fucking your sister with a bloody dick over your mother's grave.

May you get gangrene in your leg and may they cut off your dick by mistake

Awesome. Simply awesome.

Boomer · Apr 27, 2005

I'm attempting to say some of these phrases and I can't get them out without twisting my tongue into a pretzel. How do they speak this language

DrM · Apr 27, 2005

SteveMeister said:
Jedi govna Eat shit

Since "govna" shows up in other "shit" swears, that means that "jedi" means "eat" in Croatian.

you are right, sir

I can understand/speak Croatian (well, they are our southern neighbours...) and i often swear in serbo-croatian language...more efficient

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/slovenian.htm

nice, tristo hudičev - Three hundred devils!

The Difference Between Slovenian and Serbian

This great cartoon demonstrates a linguistic difference between Slovenian, which has very few homegrown obscenities, and Serbian, which has a lot.

The Slovene is saying "Tristo hudičev!" (300 devils!), which is an authentic Slovenian curse. I won't translate what the Serb is saying, but the little pictures above his head should explain most of it.

Blackace · Apr 27, 2005

most of these are pretty lame... I wouldn't feel insulted if I heard any of them... fucking dead mothers/sisters/fathers is not that impressive...

drohne · Apr 27, 2005

Property of Microsoft said:
aoi tsuki said:

God fucked your mother

Click to expand...

Wouldnt that make me God? I dont see how that is an insult.

er...are you trying to tell us that you fucked your mother? :/

Dkong · Apr 27, 2005

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/dutch.htm

We own Croatian arse.

Vormund · Apr 27, 2005

If someone tried those insults on me face to face I'd find it hard not to burst out laughing. :lol

Ollie Pooch · Apr 27, 2005

Daigoro said:
:lol

did you just make that one up? (im guessing not. it just looks/sounds like it)

some of these are making me crack up, seriously. i was crying when i found them.

no, it's quite real

Fantasmo · Apr 27, 2005

I can translate that comic strip if you want, however it's nothing that isn't on the list.

Croatians are very creative cursers I must say. Most of the everyday curses have nothing to do with dead people. The further south you go, the more you hear the really wacked out stuff, at least in my experience.

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