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Response: Same to you girl!

It seems one of them deleted my number or something.

So I responded: Man, wtf lol?

Response: Aren't you a girl haha? You crack me up, I miss you.

So I responded: Yeah you know me! So what's up, where's my present?

Response: I thought you didn't want to hang out anymore because she was getting suspicious?



Oh shit?


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An explanation of what is going on itt


I sent a mass text "Merry Christmas!" to my friends. I got a response of "same to you girl" from one of my friends. He knows who I am, we have the same group of friends. But apparently, he either deleted my number or got a new phone, because he does not recognize my phone number anymore.

He has messed around with many girls, so it seems he mistakenly identified my number as that of one of these girls. When I texted him back "Man, wtf" I meant it in a "wtf are you doing man" kind of way. For some reason, he thought this "girl" he was talking to was just being funny, so I responded with "yeah you know me"

So now I'm trolling him for shits and giggles, (and also because he has a girlfriend and might be cheating idk)
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"GAF, I've just popped a pimple on my ass. What do I do now?"
 
Now is your chance for the ultimate Christmas present to yourself. A new girlfriend. Stolen from whoever this guy is. Do it.
 
LOL, it's always awkward receiving text messages from people you've since deleted.....since I always respond "Who is this?"
 
ultim8p00 said:
Response: Same to you girl!

It seems one of them deleted my number or something.

So I responded: Man, wtf lol?

Response: Aren't you a girl haha? You crack me up, I miss you.

So I responded: Yeah you know me! So what's up, where's my present?

Response: I thought you didn't want to hang out anymore because she was getting suspicious?



Oh shit?
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I expect worse responses.
 
ultim8p00 said:
Response: Same to you girl!

It seems one of them deleted my number or something.

So I responded: Man, wtf lol?

Response: Aren't you a girl haha? You crack me up, I miss you.

So I responded: Yeah you know me! So what's up, where's my present?

Response: I thought you didn't want to hang out anymore because she was getting suspicious?



Oh shit?
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She's inviting you to NAIL HER. DO IT
 
Vilix said:
"GAF, I've just popped a pimple on my ass. What do I do now?"
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We should have a thread where people ask someone reasonable if they should make a thread on gaming age.

Should I make a thread asking for medical advice on gaming age?

No.

Should I make a clever thread where it seems like I'm curious about how things are done in the United States, but secretly want to show how enlightened, as someone who is not from the United States, I am?

No.

Should I make a thread about a text message I got?

No.

Etc.
 
I always send out texts, but they are not en masse. They are all personalized. I used to call everyone, but they were always busy with family. Texts are awesome. Mass texts are not.
 
None of this makes any sense. Was the person who texted back a girl or boy? And who responds "Aren't you a girl haha? You crack me up, I miss you'. That's like saying "I don't know who this this is but you still crack me up and I miss you."
 
I responded: I don't care anymore about that, I just want to hang out. I've missed you.

Response: Are you back in town?

I responded: Yeah, I flew in a couple days ago.

Response: Can I see you for a bit?

This is gonna be awesome
 
notsol337 said:
I always send out texts, but they are not en masse. They are all personalized. I used to call everyone, but they were always busy with family. Texts are awesome. Mass texts are not.
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That's probably easy when you only have five friends.

ultim8p00 said:
I responded: I don't care anymore about that, I just want to hang out. I've missed you.

Response: Are you back in town?

I responded: Yeah, I flew in a couple days ago.

Response: Can I see you for a bit?

This is gonna be awesome
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This is getting weird. Tell me you're gay, because then it's OK.
or is it a girl replying who's lesbian? how do we know??!
 
Sentry said:
That's probably easy when you only have five friends.


This is getting weird. Tell me you're gay, because then it's OK.
or is it a girl replying who's lesbian? how do we know??!
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I don't think he thinks I'm a guy. The dude has a girlfriend so I don't think he's gay. I think he thinks I was saying "Man wtf?" as in "Wtf man?" Although not many girls say that, I guess.
 
Sappy113 said:
That was the best part :D. Though, obviously, it IS entirely possible to bro-miss some dude you got out of touch with. The above seemed pretty...strong, though.
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The most baffling part is that he just said "I'm a man" not "I'm Bob"! Maybe this person just misses a man.
 
Easy way to avoid this, when I message people who I think might not have my number:

blablabla, Grtz "YOUR FUCKING NAME"
 
ultim8p00 said:
Yeah, it's one of my buddies. He has messed around with a bunch of girls on the side even though he has a girl. I'm assuming that he got a new phone and doesn't have my number saved. He probably thinks this is one of the girls.
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Wait. By your account, all you said was "Man, wtf lol" And "Yeah, you know me". Does he know WHO you are? I don't get this at all. I.. I'm gonna lie down.
 
ultim8p00 said:
Yeah, it's one of my buddies. He has messed around with a bunch of girls on the side even though he has a girl. I'm assuming that he got a new phone and doesn't have my number saved. He probably thinks this is one of the girls.
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Film it, invite his gf in secret. It'll be like a Christmas edition of Cheaters. You never know, G4 might give you a show.
 
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