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I want to give away my BBQ sauce but need a label.

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DietRob

DietRob

i've been begging for over 5 years.
Edit: I'm bumping this because I lost the logo Taku made me a few years ago. Let's have some fun with this GAF.

EDIT 2 : If you want to try some and if your in the US send me your address in PM and send 10 bucks to my google wallet.

I know how this thread might turn out but either way design threads are usually hilarious.

Help me GAF ?

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^ That is how awful I do on my own so I obviously need help.
 
If I could draw, I'd draw something that represents the time I went to go pee after handling ghost pepper chili flakes.
 
I dunno man, that looks like it would be a pretty good label already. Might want to make the pants a solid color, but otherwise...
 
5amshift said:
I'll pay for shipping to get one from you. If it's ridiculously hot with like ghost peppers and shit, then no thanks.
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No ghost peppers to be found here. I like my sauces to have some flavor with the heat. When you go the ghost pepper route you might as well just take a blow torch to your tongue.
 
^I'm still waiting for somebody else to whip up a logo or two.

Come on guys. This isn't going as legendarily as I hoped it would.
 
I was hoping that someone on GAF could help me with a drawing of the same dude in the OP but running towards a bathroom.
 
Since my thread kinda died an unceremonious death. I'm here to try and revive it.

If you help me out with a logo I'll send you some BBQ sauce!

Halp!
 
(5 years later) >My homemade BBQ sauce gave me and my loved ones cancer, G A F?

Seriously that sketch does the opposite of making me want to try your sauce.
 
Yeah I don't want BBQ sauce from some random guy online that is intended to make my anus hole burst into hot flames.

Thanks anyways. Good luck.
 
Call it "like a SAUCE" and have a guy in a bbq apron and chef hat sitting in a throne holding a bbq fork with chicks in bikinis clamoring on the floor in front of him.

I would draw this, but I'm only good at isketch.
 
bjork said:
Call it "like a SAUCE" and have a guy in a bbq apron and chef hat sitting in a throne holding a bbq fork with chicks in bikinis clamoring on the floor in front of him.

I would draw this, but I'm only good at isketch.
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I would actually really like to see this drawn up. Overweight dude shirtless is a plus.
 
bjork said:
Call it "like a SAUCE" and have a guy in a bbq apron and chef hat sitting in a throne holding a bbq fork with chicks in bikinis clamoring on the floor in front of him.

I would draw this, but I'm only good at isketch.
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Yes, Yes, Yes!

Somebody with more artistic talent than me and bjork draw this up for me ASAP!
 
bjork said:
Call it "like a SAUCE" and have a guy in a bbq apron and chef hat sitting in a throne holding a bbq fork with chicks in bikinis clamoring on the floor in front of him.

I would draw this, but I'm only good at isketch.
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I'm so glad you're free.
 
I'm bumping this because I'm giving out BBQ sauce along with other presents to family members and friends again this year. I need a label.
 
RobsManlyGlaze

Take a real picture of a sauce bottle coming out of your fly with BBQ drizzling downwards, kind of like the whole "its like my thumb is my cock" shtick from Pineapple Express, and print that shit out into a label. Shop an explosion into the background for effect.

Going to edit in a reply to the below, was just going off of the paint art you already made for the thread, didn't think you needed something more safe for work
 
Mordeccai said:
RobsManlyGlaze

Take a real picture of a sauce bottle coming out of your fly with BBQ drizzling downwards, kind of like the whole "its like my thumb is my cock" shtick from Pineapple Express, and print that shit out into a label. Shop an explosion into the background for effect.
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I don't think that would be an appropriate labels for my grandma, mom and other family members, eh?

I would send one with that label to GAF members though.
 
WhatRobEats said:
I don't think that would be an appropriate labels for my grandma, mom and other family members, eh?

I would send one with that label to GAF members though.
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Call it Fire In The Hole and then you make a picture of a girl on here back showing her asshole to everyone and then just photoshop some flames in there.
 
shuri said:
"Thread Backfire" would be a cool name!
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I'm used to this. My threads always backfire. But now we are getting into meta GAF territory.

I want a cool picture. GAF is usually good about delivering good shops in threads like this do I need to create a reward? I'll do it.. I will do it.
 
Edit 2 : I'm not a rich man but I will buy a steam game under 20 bucks for someone who makes the label that finds it's way on my bottles.
 
*subscribed*

I'm usually not very good at making original content but I'll see whether I can whip something up when I'm at home.

Could you give us any details? What kind of BBQ sauce is it? What are the ingredients that we could use on the label? How big should the label be?
 
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