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Good Job Bob · Jan 25, 2012

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/miley-cyrus-penis-cake-photos/

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate.

The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. -- and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op ... posing alongside the ... well, just click to see for yourself.

Liam probably wasn't into blowing out the candles so we're guessing Miley did the job for him.

Some party goers tell us ... 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.

Calls to Miley's reps were not returned.

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Dilly · Jan 25, 2012

MThanded · Jan 25, 2012

Go on

Sealda · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ght · Jan 25, 2012

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

backflip10019 · Jan 25, 2012

Of course she goes for the balls first.

StuBurns · Jan 25, 2012

Drinking alcohol? At the tender age of 19? Now I've heard everything.

Concept17 · Jan 25, 2012

So... it begins? Where does everyone expect her to go?

ViewtifulJC · Jan 25, 2012

Billy Ray Cryus should be proud

TheMan · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ghtstart said:
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

lol looks like it has a huge sore...probably more accurate that way

ryan13ts · Jan 25, 2012

What the hell is wrong the head of that thing? Looks like it's got VD or something.

Solo · Jan 25, 2012

Sealda said:

MThanded · Jan 25, 2012

ClovingWestbrook · Jan 25, 2012

Concept17 said:
So... it begins? Where does everyone expect her to go?

Steelrain · Jan 25, 2012

Everything is going as planned, I see

Brazil · Jan 25, 2012

Nice.

backflip10019 · Jan 25, 2012

Solo said:

Oh shit. Hahaha.

Gintoki · Jan 25, 2012

That was fast.

Wes · Jan 25, 2012

Predicted Thread Post to View ratio: 1 to 300

Slavik81 · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ghtstart said:
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

Gross... That cake looks terrible.

threenote · Jan 25, 2012

I can't wait until her life falls apart. What a stupid cake faced hoe

She looks 25 yrs old+ in those pics.

Good Job Bob · Jan 25, 2012

I noticed that their's smaller red penises surrounding the huge black penis, her boyfriend must really like penises.

Darth Pinche · Jan 25, 2012

Based on the cake, is she dating a black dude?

Spire · Jan 25, 2012

She's been trying to make the switch to "bad girl" for awhile now. When your career is dying and you can't trade on your looks, liking penis-like objects is the only way you can make the headlines.

Chavelo · Jan 25, 2012

BRAZZERS

Kinyou · Jan 25, 2012

Sealda said:

This is getting close to asshole licking.

btw. why does her boyfriend get a phallic shaped cake? Does he like penises so much?

Pollux · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ghtstart said:
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

WTF at the diseased spot

Good Job Bob · Jan 25, 2012

Darth Pinche said:
Based on the cake, is she dating a black dude?

alr1ght · Jan 25, 2012

straight to the taint

Bad_Boy · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ghtstart said:
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

ViewtifulJC · Jan 25, 2012

ClovingSteam said:

I'm gonna go watch Mean Girls again and remind myself of the good days

Mordeccai · Jan 25, 2012

Sealda said:

What the fuck is this Miley...

Anteater · Jan 25, 2012

I think that's... kind of gross for some reason.

runningjoke · Jan 25, 2012

Dude should go see a doctor if the cake is based on him

DarkKyo · Jan 25, 2012

I love how the mothers of little girls have been buying her merchandising shit for years and now all the moms have to explain why Miley is a whore.

Ushojax · Jan 25, 2012

It looks like she's giving it a rimjob.

Mordeccai · Jan 25, 2012

zmoney said:
WTF at the diseased spot

It looks to me like someone already bit the head, not that its diseased lmao

Good Job Bob · Jan 25, 2012

She just loves black penis...cake!

Solo · Jan 25, 2012

Ushojax said:
It looks like she's giving it a rimjob.

Brilliant deduction!

Hunter S. · Jan 25, 2012

Famous people have sex?

SmokyDave · Jan 25, 2012

Despite being happy at being a little closer to seeing my cock in Miley's mouth, I can't help but be angry that this counts as 'news' nowadays. Well, if you class TMZ as a news site anyway. Which I don't. Not sure why I'm moaning really.

So, about that Cyrus chick with a mouthful of cock...

bjork · Jan 25, 2012

Dechaios said:
I love how the mothers of little girls have been buying her merchandising shit for years and now all the moms have to explain why Miley is a whore.

Probably half of those mothers are busy explaining to the authorities why their daughters are whores, by now.

TheMan · Jan 25, 2012

Dechaios said:
I love how the mothers of little girls have been buying her merchandising shit for years and now all the moms have to explain why Miley is a whore.

most of those girls don't give a shit about miley cyrus anymore anyway

Apath · Jan 25, 2012

Cool?

Dechaios said:
I love how the mothers of little girls have been buying her merchandising shit for years and now all the moms have to explain why Miley is a whore.

She's a whore for eating a penis shaped cake... wat?

Monocle · Jan 25, 2012

How vulgar.

RBH · Jan 25, 2012

alr1ghtstart said:
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_013_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_016_full.jpg
http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_images/images/2012/01/miley_liam_birthday_cake_011_full.jpg

click for nsfw

Perspicacity · Jan 25, 2012

Confirms what I've suspected about Miley Cyrus for a long time...
She's a teenage girl

This shit is getting annoying

akilshohen · Jan 25, 2012

that cake looks disgusting.

Napoleonthechimp · Jan 25, 2012

The bit they cut out at the top makes it look infected and grotesque. I'm sure that must be someone's particular kink.

kirblar · Jan 25, 2012

Anteater said:
I think that's... kind of gross for some reason.

The missing chunk makes the cake look like it has a sore on it.

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