Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Right so i moved not to long ago to a seaside town with my family and there was this old woman across the street, the first time i met her i was walking my dog, she told me that she has a disease where she suffers from burns(?) from electric devices and things like phone lines and wi-fi, she talked with me about the disease and how she's done her research and that even though the doctors dont believe her she's definitely go this thing for about 45 minutes (against my will) whilst my dog just sat there clearly bored as shit.
She was clearly crazy from first glance she's 70 odd and has a massive purple wig with tonnes of weird make up on.
Now about an hour ago she knocked on my door with a pen and paper, she'd asked to come in as it was really windy so she made her self comfy and then demanded i tell her what electrical stuff i had like how many computers,tvs and who's my ISP, Phone people etc. , now i dont like being mean to old people and would rather avoid conflict so i complied, she then said there had been a cable installed into my house last week, she leads me round to where it is and it's a disused phone cable that's been there longer than she's lived her but she has just spent 20-30 minutes telling me how she can feel it and that its making her 'buzz' Now i say this and she basically calls me a liar and says she'll be back
Now I'm not saying that the disease isn't real, apparently it's a recognised disability in a few countries in Europe? But this crazy lady for the whole half an hour she bombarded me with this shit has been telling me she can feel the phone in my pocket as its emitting these microwaves and that i shouldn't keep it in my pocket, very awkward seeing as i left my phone at a friends a couple days ago and am yet to retrieve it.
SO this all being said i dont even know what to do, because i know she'll be back and i have no idea what she's going to do with all this information i've willingly given her but i sense a storm is a coming.
What can i do GAF?
She was clearly crazy from first glance she's 70 odd and has a massive purple wig with tonnes of weird make up on.
Now about an hour ago she knocked on my door with a pen and paper, she'd asked to come in as it was really windy so she made her self comfy and then demanded i tell her what electrical stuff i had like how many computers,tvs and who's my ISP, Phone people etc. , now i dont like being mean to old people and would rather avoid conflict so i complied, she then said there had been a cable installed into my house last week, she leads me round to where it is and it's a disused phone cable that's been there longer than she's lived her but she has just spent 20-30 minutes telling me how she can feel it and that its making her 'buzz' Now i say this and she basically calls me a liar and says she'll be back
Now I'm not saying that the disease isn't real, apparently it's a recognised disability in a few countries in Europe? But this crazy lady for the whole half an hour she bombarded me with this shit has been telling me she can feel the phone in my pocket as its emitting these microwaves and that i shouldn't keep it in my pocket, very awkward seeing as i left my phone at a friends a couple days ago and am yet to retrieve it.
SO this all being said i dont even know what to do, because i know she'll be back and i have no idea what she's going to do with all this information i've willingly given her but i sense a storm is a coming.
What can i do GAF?
