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Good Job Bob · May 17, 2012

Anyone here ever try this? I'm looking to spice things up a tad in the bedroom.

NaturalHigh · May 17, 2012

Tumblr is blocked at work. Please someone quote a different source. It is important that I see this.

Good Job Bob · May 17, 2012

I uploaded to imgur for you.

It seems I've misspelled "interesting" in the thread title, oh my.

Dr Prob · May 17, 2012

If a woman tries to stick a donut on my penis, we're breaking up.

KevinCow · May 17, 2012

cutmeamango · May 17, 2012

The donut would last longer.

brianjones · May 17, 2012

double glazed

Good Job Bob · May 17, 2012

Dr Prob said:
If a woman tries to stick a donut on my penis, we're breaking up.

If she's going to suck your penis I think she at least deserves to enjoy a donut whilst doing so.

Typographenia · May 17, 2012

Something something cream filling.

I hate myself.

WrenchNinja · May 17, 2012

Glazed? Well screw that.

Overdoziz · May 17, 2012

Interecting.

Ha

Songbird · May 17, 2012

Good Job Bob said:
I uploaded to imgur for you.

It seems I've misspelled "interesting" in the thread title, oh my.

Are you sure it wasn't deliberate?

Spocker · May 17, 2012

Interecting =)

mugurumakensei · May 17, 2012

If my woman feels I'm not worth a chocolate or sprinkled donut, it's time to reevaluate the relationship.

fly high ~ayunite~ · May 17, 2012

Women "interest" magazines are ridiculous and bizarre.
www.takeaweirdbreak.com

gutshot · May 17, 2012

I don't know about you guys, but no way a donut would fit on mine.

strafer · May 17, 2012

I rather clone my willy in chocolate.

NaturalHigh · May 17, 2012

Spocker said:
Interecting =)

Omg, OP just made a new word. Situation:

Hot as shit girl walks by, boobs everywhere, ass looking good.
You hanging out with your bros in an intriguiged voice say very lightly "Hmm...interecting"

Seriously though. Do we eat the donut and then eat the

vagina

? Or do we squish it in our hands and rub it on their tongue? Or do we stick our penis in it?

Zeppu · May 17, 2012

I've always found toothpaste blowjobs to be rather...interesting.

SmokyDave · May 17, 2012

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Just spread some Nutella on my balls and call it a day.

AVclub · May 17, 2012

I'm from New York, so we just put an Everything bagel on there with a schmear. A little capers, some fresh ripe tomato, pure heaven!

Messofanego · May 17, 2012

Nice Freudian slip in thread title.

Salvor.Hardin · May 17, 2012

Well I can confirm that I've tried this. But without the chick at the other end.

Monocle · May 17, 2012

But what if she eats her way to your penis and keeps on going?

The Anti-Monitor · May 17, 2012

I'd rather just eat the donut.

PJV3 · May 17, 2012

I have some custard doughnuts, but it will look like a pus filled boil has burst on my cock.

i_am_ben · May 17, 2012

If your penis can fit through that then you've got bigger problems.

News Bot · May 17, 2012

Zeppu said:
I've always found toothpaste blowjobs to be rather...interesting.

A burning, minty-fresh piss afterwards?

Zeppu · May 17, 2012

i_am_ben said:
If your penis can fit through that then you've got bigger problems.

Yeah, damn those concrete, unsquishable doughnuts.

News Bot said:
A burning, minty-fresh piss afterwards?

It's like the cold, minty, fresh sensation you get in your mouth just after you have a mint, but in a place where you have waaay more nerve endings.

danwarb · May 17, 2012

Those doughnut holes are tiny. That would not work.

Plus, yuck.

KO Traveling Hobo · May 17, 2012

i_am_ben said:
If your penis can fit through that then you've got bigger problems.

Not familiar with cock rings?

explodet · May 17, 2012

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Baconsaurus Rex · May 17, 2012

i_am_ben said:
If your penis can fit through that then you've got bigger problems.

They call my penis The Needle

i_am_ben · May 17, 2012

KO Traveling Hobo said:
Not familiar with cock rings?

that's a terrible comparison.

Anyway, I suppose you could just place it on the tip but it still seems awkward, stupid and kinda sad.

Stet · May 17, 2012

How many people will do this, get bored and then go for straight up vaginal sex with a glazey penis, pretty much ensuring a yeast infection?

Lizard with a ladder · May 17, 2012

Good Job Bob said:
If she's going to suck your penis I think she at least deserves to enjoy a donut whilst doing so.

lol that's not the way it works. She gives you head and you return the favor. If she needs a donut to suck you off, there may be bigger issues at stake.

Carcetti · May 17, 2012

Yikes. That's disturbing. How about keeping sugary foods away from sex? This sounds like an invitation to the yeast city, but this kind of Cosmo tips seem to have no connection to the reality most of the time.

gutshot · May 17, 2012

i_am_ben said:
that's a terrible comparison.

Anyway, I suppose you could just place it on the tip but it still seems awkward, stupid and kinda sad.

Perfect for the majority of GAFfers!

Red · May 17, 2012

Carcetti said:
Yikes. That's disturbing. How about keeping sugary foods away from sex? This sounds like an invitation to the yeast city, but this kind of Cosmo tips seem to have no connection to the reality most of the time.

Whipped cream can be alright.

Carlisle · May 17, 2012

I could see this working in some bbw porn. You could thread it right into the storyline and no one would bat an eyelash.

Otherwise it sounds like Cosmo's really running out of ideas.

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