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Have you ever had ghost poop?

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Sometimes when i poop, there is no residue left on my butt. I wipe, but its perfectly clean. I discussed this among my peers, and some of them have encountered this phenomenon.

One of called it "ghost poop"

Anyone?
 
that's not a ghost poop. a ghost poop is when you poop but you look in the toilet and nothing's there.

what you're describing is a clean cut.
 
Kraftwerk said:
Sometimes when i poop, there is no residue left on my butt. I wipe, but its perfectly clean. I discussed this among my peers, and some of them have encountered this phenomenon.

One of called it "ghost poop"

Anyone?
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That's not a real ghost poop. A real ghost poop is when there's no residue on the paper and there's nothing visible in the toilet.
 
clean but not ghost

if your friend thinks its ghost, tell him to put his hand in there and try and pass through it
 
that feeling when it just slides out without a trace, like a stealthy brown ninja


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Yeah. There was one time where I sat down on the toilet. Opened my butt cheeks and started to poop. Nothing came out so I tried forcing it out. Still nothing. I gave up, wiped, and walked away. My sister went to use the toilet a minute later and screamed. The entire toilet was full of muddy, chocolatey goodness.
 
When I ghost poop, I drill for oil afterwards. If you don't, you end up with an itchy asshole.

Mully said:
Yeah. There was one time where I sat down on the toilet. Opened my butt cheeks and started to poop. Nothing came out so I tried forcing it out. Still nothing. I gave up, wiped, and walked away. My sister went to use the toilet a minute later and screamed. The entire toilet was full of muddy, chocolatey goodness.
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Wut?
 
How bout those poos where you're stomachs hurting you and you're positive it's a big one, but go to the bathroom, and don't go? The fucks up with that.
 
I thought it was called glory wipe? I long for the days I had those regularly. These days I just straight up jump in the shower afterwards and wash it all squeaky-clean.
 
Ghost poop is created when you have a fart that wants to come out at the same time. The fart surrounds the poop and acts as a barrier. Your poop never touches the walls of your asshole because the fart is acting a a cushion.

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Think of the wiener as your poop and the crescent roll as the fart. See how it cushions the poop and prevents it from touching the walls of the asshole.
 
3N16MA said:
Ghost poop is created when you have a fart that wants to come out at the same time. The fart surrounds the poop and acts as a barrier. Your poop never touches the walls of your asshole because the fart is acting a a cushion.

hero_CrescentMS_1.ashx


Think of the wiener as your poop and the crescent roll as the fart. See how it cushions the poop and prevents it from touching the walls of the asshole.
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Sounds legit.
 
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