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What turns you on the most?

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Women that have a dirty or dark sense of humor is an instant plus and needed for me, women that are intelligent and can make me think differently is another turn on. If my partner can't debate and change my mind on things, it sorta feels really boring and predictable.

Short hair and silliness is another turn on also.
 
Is it sex-friday? What with all the sex-related thread.

And glasses, pretty eyes, short hair and the back just above the butt.
 
I like when they are well put together. Nice body or not, nothing turns me off more than sweat pants and a North Face fleece.
 
Short women. Heels. Skirts. Breasts. Cute over sexy.

So basically give me a cute short woman with big breasts in a skirt and some heels. We are done here.

The position is already filled though. So I'm a happy man.
 
Surface of Me said:
Boobs on a woman.
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Well, let's see. I like expressive (hypnotizing? crazy? Maybe I just like the crazy) eyes, great smiles, and funny/snarky. When it comes to T & A, I'm not particularly crazy about preferences. I like all types. I like medium length hair (down to shoulders is medium length or short?) I like girls that seem like they can actually take care of themselves. I love girls who wear great dresses or somehow pull off a tie or hat for some reason (but not all at the same time). I'm with MThanded, cute/pretty over sexy.

And then there's all the standard stuff, heels, stockings, nudity, breasts... again.

Bone-thin girls creep me out. I saw a girl on the Skytrain a few days ago where you almost felt she was a walking skeleton. Brrrrr.
 
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Well, let's see. I like expressive (hypnotizing? crazy? Maybe I just like the crazy) eyes, great smiles, and funny/snarky. When it comes to T & A, I'm not particularly crazy about preferences. I like all types. I like medium length hair (down to shoulders is medium length or short?) I like girls that seem like they can actually take care of themselves. I love girls who wear great dresses or somehow pull off a tie or hat for some reason (but not all at the same time).

Bone-thin girls creep me out. I saw a girl on the Skytrain a few days ago where you almost felt she was a walking skeleton. Brrrrr.
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But you do like thin chicks since you seem to like Anne Hathway
 
Friendly and happy first.
Sense of humor second.
Athletic-ish build or just not lazy. Ladies, please! Less and less I see this every year.
Proper height for me, 5' 4" or less only. I'm 5' 4".
Blond hair and blue eyes to match me, is a major plus.

Meet those criteria, and I might try and find away to marry you if you let me.
 
Medalion said:
But you do like thin chicks since you seem to like Anne Hathway
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Oh no, I love thin girls. Thin girls are great.

Walking-Skeleton-Girls scare the hell out of me. And I know it's probably some terrible condition like bulimia or anorexia or something that's responsible for their ill health, but honestly, I get kinda creeped out when girls are too thin.

Anne Hathaway's not crazy-thin. She's great. In my opinion. Which is not to say only thin women are great.
 
You know what, I'd probably get banned for saying what I like during sex, even though it's not that bad...

I've been chopped one too many times for offending mods on this board. Specifically the "cunt" situation in the past few weeks.
 
Being honest?

Just about everything.

Big breasts or small. Witty or dense. Skin and bones or fluffy.

Women come in so many shapes and colors I feel like an ass if I don't try at least one of each.
 
I must agree on the eye posts and leg posts, if I enjoy a woman's company I usually look at their eyes or legs, boobs are awesome but it's fucking grimy and creepy to stare at a woman's breast. I also love all asses, except gigantic ones.

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Honesty, big noses, and defined jawlines. Can never get them all in the same place.
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Not to sound prejudice or racist, but a jewish woman that's cute with a big nose is instant boner territory for me. Jewish women in general turn me on, I have no idea why though.
 
I'm a sucker for a sexy outfit, personally. Not like a sexy costume or anything, but maybe a really tight (yet professional) skirt and a fairly clingy top, with stockings and the whole nine yard underneath.
 
Thunder Monkey said:
Being honest?

Just about everything.

Big breasts or small. Witty or dense. Skin and bones or fluffy.

Women come in so many shapes and colors I feel like an ass if I don't try at least one of each.
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You are The True Man.
 
Intelligence, mostly, and a dry sense of humor. And at least somewhat interesting taste in music, film, etc.
In terms of appearance, short hair, a pretty face, nice legs.
 
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