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Thug Waffle · Jul 10, 2013

If this is inappropriate, I'm truly sorry. Google is sending me mixed signals.

I've heard that the shower is the best place to relieve oneself because the water cleanses your hands and penis almost immediately. Washing afterward is supposed to remove the particles that can stick and eventually smell. From personal experience, I believe this to be generally true.

Friends of mine also swear by the shower tug, but a pal who recently returned from college shared a story that puts everything I thought I knew to the test. Apparently, too many young men were bating in the dormitory showers. Eventually, the drain pipes clogged and a plumber had to come in and relieve the pressure.

Is this an isolated incident? I do not know for certain the frequency with which these college men would use the shower to pleasure themselves, so I am stuck in a loop of "Do I quit bating in the shower or not?"

Has anything like this happened to any of you? Have I simply been told an urban myth or a devious lie?

VertPin · Jul 10, 2013

all my wuts are gone. topic of the year.

Omni · Jul 10, 2013

I don't even

mernst23 · Jul 10, 2013

VertPin said:
all my wuts are gone. topic of the year.

I've got spares.

wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut

The Awesomest · Jul 10, 2013

Proteins harden when heated, like eggs being boiled.

Carl · Jul 10, 2013

Lol wow, what posessed you to make this thread?!

HomerSimpson-Man · Jul 10, 2013

Dude...

Tecl0n · Jul 10, 2013

This needs an in depth analysis, more information is required.

OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather · Jul 10, 2013

The interior of pipes isn't smooth. There are little grooves and points and bumps and whatnot. Stuff gets stuck on these imperfections, stuff like hair. Nut is sticky and sticks especially well to hair. I'd imagine if enough dudes are rubbing one out frequently enough the pipes could get clogged as it builds up. It certainly makes sense, but I can't say how true it is. I think as one person, you're OK though.

peanutbutterlatte · Jul 10, 2013

No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

VertPin · Jul 10, 2013

MasterBalls said:
No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

go on...

lethial · Jul 10, 2013

What would your parents say if they saw this thread?

cubicle47b · Jul 10, 2013

Don't masturbate in the shower. That's what computer chairs are for.

DrFunk · Jul 10, 2013

NathanMcMahon · Jul 10, 2013

yes, but if you stick your finger in the pee-hole you can clean it out.

edit:

oh, you were talking about real piping. thankfully, the same theory applies.

Admiral Bone to Pick · Jul 10, 2013

I dunno, I think that story sounds kinda fishy OP. They were probably cooking up some bacon in the shower and they poured the grease down the drain. Assholes.

OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather · Jul 10, 2013

MasterBalls said:
No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

That wasn't from the drain though.

Croc · Jul 10, 2013

doing it in the shower is awful, it just coagulates and gets nasty as hell

PartTimeWarrior · Jul 10, 2013

Just lick your hands after you finish

Parallax · Jul 10, 2013

MasterBalls said:
No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

.....how. up to her knees?

Thug Waffle · Jul 10, 2013

lethial said:
What would your parents say if they saw this thread?

"Good question."

cubicle47b said:
Don't masturbate in the shower. That's what computer chairs are for.

Seems like a waste of paper/old clothing after a certain amount of time.

Escape Goat · Jul 10, 2013

you can say it, OP. We're (mostly) all adults here.

masturbate.

User 100115 · Jul 10, 2013

http://chicagoist.com/2011/05/17/semen_secondary_education_and_snope.php

It's bs. A prank.

Batigol · Jul 10, 2013

I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

Winterfang · Jul 10, 2013

MaleGAF: If you bate too much in the shower, can you clog the piping?

Thug Waffle

#Dead.

The Abominable Snowman · Jul 10, 2013

Batigol said:
I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

Wow you're me at 5 years old?????

Mr.Pig · Jul 10, 2013

bate 2 |beɪt|
verb [ no obj. ] Falconry
(of a hawk) beat the wings in agitation and flutter off the perch.

Maybe the feathers get stuck in the piping. ;-)

Omni · Jul 10, 2013

cubicle47b said:
Don't masturbate in the shower. That's what computer chairs are for.

oh god.

Over the holidays, I was helping my Grandfather paint inside a (random old guy's) house. As I was clearing the loungeroom, I noticed the computer chair. The chair itself was black, but it was covered in chunky stains... It looked rotten.

So vile. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Tathanen · Jul 10, 2013

Thug Waffle said:
I've heard that the shower is the best place to relieve oneself because the water cleanses your hands and penis almost immediately. Washing afterward is supposed to remove the particles that can stick and eventually smell. From personal experience, I believe this to be generally true.

Ya know, weird thread, whatever. But this

"I hear through the grapevine that water and soap, when applied to ones body, can cleanse it. Supposedly, if my sources are correct, the particles that are on the body are removed by this process. My personal application of this theory seems to confirm these rumors."

Are you new to cleaning your body, OP?

Cow Mengde · Jul 10, 2013

I'm reminded of the pee episode in South Park.

Mesoian · Jul 10, 2013

Okay good. I laughed, good ole belly laugh. Considering most of this day for me was depressing stuff, I needed that.

And no. No you can't clog the drain with too much sket.

Thing on a Spring · Jul 10, 2013

How heavy do you think semen is?

OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather · Jul 10, 2013

Batigol said:
I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

No clogs yet.

You should be fine. You're just putting liquid down there

lol I know I shouldn't, but for some reason, I actually believe you.

andymcc · Jul 10, 2013

Batigol said:
I've shit in the shower. Multiple times. When you're finished you bend over and grab your balls and let the water clean you out.

good fucking god

Andrew. · Jul 10, 2013

Carl2282 · Jul 10, 2013

I wonder how many plumbers would respond to that call "so I've been masturbating profusely and need you to help me clear my pipes!"

Thug Waffle · Jul 10, 2013

Tathanen said:
Ya know, weird thread, whatever. But this

"I hear through the grapevine that water and soap, when applied to ones body, can cleanse it. Supposedly, if my sources are correct, the particles that are on the body are removed by this process. My personal application of this theory seems to confirm these rumors."

Are you new to cleaning your body, OP?

No. Asking if soap and water clean your body and asking if semen can clog a pipe aren't really the same thing imo.

Carl · Jul 10, 2013

MasterBalls said:
No, it happens. My female friend had a co-ed dorm, and she ended up being up to her knees in it.

She was...What?

chickdigger802 · Jul 10, 2013

Why not tug in the toilet before you shower?

No clogging and cleansing afterwards.

DoomGyver · Jul 10, 2013

Tugbate

joelseph · Jul 10, 2013

No but it does make tag fishing easier.

Batigol · Jul 10, 2013

eLZhi said:
lol I know I shouldn't, but for some reason, I actually believe you.

I won't take a sweaty shit when I've just had a clean shower. It's best to do it in it. What's the worst that can happen? No one can hear me dropping bombs

It's kinda relaxing in all honesty

FallingEdge · Jul 10, 2013

DR2K · Jul 10, 2013

Escape Goat said:
you can say it, OP. We're (mostly) all adults here.

masturbate.

Escape Goat
still allergic to pussy
(Today, 09:43 PM)

Try testing your semen with Drain O.

Tathanen · Jul 10, 2013

Thug Waffle said:
No. Asking if soap and water clean your body and asking if semen can clog a pipe aren't really the same thing imo.

Your question about pipes does not nullify the "heard," "supposed to," and "believe" in your hilarious initial description of how cleaning works.

OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather · Jul 10, 2013

Batigol said:
I won't take a sweaty shit when I've just had a clean shower. It's best to do it in it. What's the worst that can happen? No one can hear me dropping bombs

It's kinda relaxing in all honesty

So how do you get the turds through the drain guard? Do you mash them with your feet?

Thug Waffle · Jul 10, 2013

Tathanen said:
Your question about pipes does not nullify the "heard," "supposed to," and "believe" in your hilarious initial description of how cleaning works.

Fair point.

Borgnine · Jul 10, 2013

eLZhi said:
So how do you get the turds through the drain guard? Do you mash them with your feet?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/wafflestomp

teruterubozu · Jul 10, 2013

ReturnOfTheRAT · Jul 10, 2013

I've been baited.

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