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capslock

Is jealous of Matlock's emoticon

• Oct 24, 2005

• #1

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

 

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BojTrek

Banned

• Oct 24, 2005

• #2

Oh my gosh... me too... I am in a life or death struggle...

If I walk out of work right now, I will lose my job... I won't be able to pay for food, clothing or a roof over my head.

It is crazy... I hope work doesn't read this...

 

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saelz8

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #3

Chillin. Browsin the internets.

 

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Lakitu

st5fu

• Oct 24, 2005

• #4

Hey guys I think some crazy Tarantula bit me, what shall I do?

 

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Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly

• Oct 24, 2005

• #5

Is there a 911 type service online, where you can report an emegency through the Internet?

 

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Kung Fu Jedi

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #6

Lakitu said:

Hey guys I think some crazy Tarantula bit me, what shall I do?

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Post a picture of it so we can confirm what kind of spider it is. And if it's a tarantula we can all tell you that you've been owned!

 

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yoshifumi

Banned

• Oct 24, 2005

• #7

i just got shot! i felt you guys needed to know before the paramedics

 

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MC Safety

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #8

Funny, right now I'm robbing this guy's house. What's with all the dildos and Crisco?

(Dear lord, I apologize. And if you're serious, stay well hidden.)

 

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capslock

Is jealous of Matlock's emoticon

• Oct 24, 2005

• #9

MC Safety said:

Funny, right now I'm robbing this guy's house. What's with all the dildos and Crisco?

(Dear lord, I apologize. And if you're serious, stay well hidden.)

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S'ok, soft type keyboard, and I muted the speakers.

 

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teiresias

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #10

GET IN YOUR PANIC ROOM!!!!!!!

 

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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on

• Oct 24, 2005

• #11

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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<busy signal>

 

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Hitman

Edmonton's milkshake attracts no boys.

• Oct 24, 2005

• #12

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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Your screwed. When they find you under your bed what are you gonna do.. swing at them under your bed? WHY you didnt set up a Home Alone series of traps is beyond me.

 

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Kung Fu Jedi

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #13

You could always distract them by asking them what type of MP3 player they recommend, or if they know anything about HDTV.

 

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capslock

Is jealous of Matlock's emoticon

• Oct 24, 2005

• #14

Fuck fuck fuck! I think they found my pre-TGS Revolution Controller concept drawings!!!

 

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated

• Oct 24, 2005

• #15

I woke up this morning and my boxers were stained in blood. Do you think I should go to the doctor or just wait it out?

 

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TheOMan

Tagged as I see fit

• Oct 24, 2005

• #16

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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:lol :lol :lol

 

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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.

• Oct 24, 2005

• #17

capslock said:

Fuck fuck fuck! I think they found my pre-TGS Revolution Controller concept drawings!!!

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:lol

 

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Matlock

Banned

• Oct 24, 2005

• #18

This is at once the best and worst satire ever. :lol

 

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Jeffahn

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #19

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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You should've played more 'survival horror' games.

...

 

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ElyrionX

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #20

This is at once the best and worst satire ever.

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QFT.

:lol

 

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Doom_Bringer

Banned

• Oct 24, 2005

• #21

sounds hilarious!

 

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Gameplay>Graphics

Banned

• Oct 24, 2005

• #22

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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We're waiting to hear about how you get f***ed in the ass with a plunger.

 

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Shinobi

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #23

capslock said:

Fuck, these guys broke into my house, I think they have guns, I only have a baseball bat, right now I am hiding under my bed with my laptop clutching the bat hoping they don't come in here.


What are you guys up to?

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:lol For a brief moment I thought this post was legit. :lol

 

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Ninja Scooter

Member

• Oct 24, 2005

• #24