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DMczaf

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• Dec 23, 2013

• #1

I mean I get Brad Pitt sells tickets, but damn...

 

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WedgeX

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #2

Wow.

 

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ReturnOfTheRAT

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #3

Brad Pitt is our savior.

 

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KingBeyondTheWall

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #4

He looks beautiful

 

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kirblar

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #5

What. The. F.

 

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Femmeworth

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #6

Why the black man running from Jesus?

 

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Charles Foster Kane

Rosebud

• Dec 23, 2013

• #7

LOL

 

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MormaPope

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #8

Brad Pitt looks like a dog in that poster, the pose and everything else reminds me of a golden retriever.

 

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ginger ninja

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #9

he is running away from brad pitt who is giving him gay thoughts..like that bit from family guy about tom cruise

 

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commanderpepper

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #10

Its so bad it must be fake.

 

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Trurl

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #11

We will all be enslaved by Brad Pitt's god-like giant floating head.

 

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JABEE

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #12

Italian "Jesus" Pitt

 

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Toparaman

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #13

 

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.GqueB.

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #14

LMAO

 

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Htown

STOP SHITTING ON MY MOTHER'S HEADSTONE

• Dec 23, 2013

• #15

It's Italy, so I'm not surprised.

 

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Watch Da Birdie

I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet

• Dec 23, 2013

• #16

"5/5 Stars! The feel good movie of the year!" raves Phil Robertson.

 

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Fantastical

Death Prophet

• Dec 23, 2013

• #17

And he's barely in the movie.

 

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LordCanti

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #18

Brad Pitt will accept you into his bosom and shepherd you along that freedom trail to the north. Hallelujah.

 

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kirblar

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #19

Fantastical said:

And he's barely in the movie.

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And the worst part of it by a mile.

 

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Shaanyboi

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #20

ho
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shit

EDIT: I'm now imagining a bunch of angry italians in a theater, yelling "GET TO THE PITT!" "WE CAME FOR BRAD!"

 

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CrazyDude

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #21

I love how they put Brad Pitts name on the poster twice.

 

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neptunes

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #22

Well they need to sell tickets right?

Damn

 

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akira28

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• Dec 23, 2013

• #23

Fantastical said:

And he's barely in the movie.

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Low expectations of the movie-going public, I'm guessing.

 

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Sailor

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #24

LOL he's literally in the movie for less than 10 minutes.

 

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arab

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #25

schiavo? this could be veggie tales for all we know

 

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Altazor

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #26

"A smart, sexy, seriously funny comedy!" - that review guy.

 

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casabolg

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #27

KingBeyondTheWall said:

He looks beautiful

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This.

 

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Phire Phox

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #28

I don't even.....

 

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Barack Lesnar

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #29

Glorious Brad Pitt master race

 

BennyBlanco

aka IMurRIVAL69

• Dec 23, 2013

• #30

Femmeworth said:

Why the black man running from Jesus?

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doesn't wanna be adopted

 

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hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man

• Dec 23, 2013

• #31

Reminds me of the guy from True Blood.

 

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b&jy77VjiKn$#F

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• Dec 23, 2013

• #32

Jebus! What the actual fuck! Ha ha ha!

 

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Valhelm

contribute something

• Dec 23, 2013

• #33

Marketing a movie about black people is hard, guys.

 

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Fantastical

Death Prophet

• Dec 23, 2013

• #34

kirblar said:

And the worst part of it by a mile.

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Yeah I was going to add that in my original post actually.

 

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reKon

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #35

lmao

 

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LordCanti

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #36

Valhelm said:

Marketing a movie about black people is hard, guys.

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Judging by that poster, I'm guessing that this movie is about handsome white Jesus (Brad Pitt) saving Jesse Owens from post-Berlin-Olympics Nazi protesters who have chased him into a corn field.

How close am I?

Spoiler

I know this is about slavery, but that's the entire extent of the marketing I've seen. I gather that he was a slave for twelve years as well. Beyond that, it's a mystery. I could see Italians being annoyed that Brad Pitt isn't actually in much of the movie (according to what I've read here) based on having seen that poster. It's the most devious of bait and switches.

 

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CountAntonius

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #37

LMFAO!

 

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vas_a_morir

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #38

"No tears; only dreams now."

 

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Prompto

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #39

Hahaha holy shit this is fucking hilarious

 

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WhereAreMahDragonz

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #40

My sides. I can't breathe, someone help.

 

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timetokill

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #41

Oh shit, Brad Pitt is in this? Mamma-mia, now I'm interested!

Spoiler

/theoretical Italian moviegoer

 

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ЯAW

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #42

kirblar said:

And the worst part of it by a mile.

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Nope, Fassbender was worse. Felt like he was overacting thought out the movie.

 

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LycanXIII

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #43

Are we sure they didn't do a poster for each of the big names?

 

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Ridley327

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #44

ЯAW;94533820 said:

Nope, Fassbender was worse. Felt like he was overacting thought out the movie.

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I'm not a fan of Fassbender in this film, as well, but Pitt is way worse, considering how much he stinks ups the place for how little he's in the film.

That being said, I thought Paul Giamatti was the worst one of all.

 

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watershed

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #45

Amazing. I love it. Almost as good as those Chinese takes on American movie posters.

 

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jerry1594

Member

• Dec 23, 2013

• #46

Lol, moviegoers are in for a surprise.

 

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Vulcano's assistant

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #47

Glad the sequel to seven years in Tibet is finally here.

 

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MIMIC

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #48

Yikes.

 

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Speevy

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #49

I've always wondered why the American poster for this movie looks like the one for Catch Me If You Can.

I mean, I get that he's running, but did no one pick up on this?

 

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Ewing33hi

Banned

• Dec 23, 2013

• #50

Femmeworth said:

Why the black man running from Jesus?

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This had me rolling. So damn funny.