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morningbus · Apr 3, 2014

For me the contest is basically between these two:

Mormon Jesus

Jehovahs Witnesses Jesus

Kerned · Apr 3, 2014

The Jedi.

Enduin · Apr 3, 2014

Kerned said:
The Jedi.

"Lamb chops anyone?"

Massive Duck. C.M. · Apr 3, 2014

Aaron McGruder presents

stufte · Apr 3, 2014

Science!

adj_noun · Apr 3, 2014

The Raptors.

PaulExcellent · Apr 3, 2014

Mormon Jesus always looks so worried.

Raist · Apr 3, 2014

Catholicism Wow.

FTF · Apr 3, 2014

Enduin said:
"Lamb chops anyone?"

Lamb chops everyone.

Admiral Bone to Pick · Apr 3, 2014

Islamic Jesus.

TheKaeptain · Apr 3, 2014

Cagey · Apr 3, 2014

George Carlin did.

Edit: damnit

Thequietone · Apr 3, 2014

stutte said:
Science!

.

Data West · Apr 3, 2014

WWE

FTF · Apr 3, 2014

Raist said:
Catholicism Wow.

Haha yeah this is the winner

Hilbert · Apr 3, 2014

My grandmothers name is Jesus.

So I have the best jesus.

Broder Salsa · Apr 3, 2014

Benfica.

collige · Apr 3, 2014

Nobody fucks with The Jesus.

The Lamonster · Apr 3, 2014

Santa Claus, bitch

criesofthepast · Apr 3, 2014

Growing up in a catholic family I'm used to seeing this one. He looks a bit feminine to me.

Count Dookkake · Apr 3, 2014

Cow Mengde · Apr 3, 2014

adj_noun said:
The Raptors.

YesManKablam · Apr 3, 2014

Black Jesus.

Avixph · Apr 3, 2014

Hilbert said:
My grandmothers name is Jesus.

So I have the best jesus.

Don't you mean grandfather?

Kerned · Apr 3, 2014

collige said:
Nobody fucks with The Jesus.

Shit. You win.

Christine · Apr 3, 2014

Pantokrator in the house, representing the Orthodocks Izzeast.

potam · Apr 3, 2014

Black Jesus

Hari Seldon · Apr 3, 2014

Touchdown Jesus

TedNindo · Apr 3, 2014

Orthodox Jesus scares me.

Oh and this is mah favourite.

TheKaeptain · Apr 3, 2014

potam said:
Black Jesus

That's not Kanye.

Platy · Apr 3, 2014

Another vote for Dogma

Raist · Apr 3, 2014

Christine said:
Pantokrator in the house, representing the Orthodocks Izzeast.

I dunno, he doesn't look healthy.

UrbanRats · Apr 3, 2014

criesofthepast said:
Growing up in a catholic family I'm used to seeing this one. He looks a bit feminine to me.

Would.

pants · Apr 3, 2014

morningbus said:

lol'd at the resemblance, lawd

the_log_ride · Apr 3, 2014

TheKaeptain said:

Korean Jesus, but he busy doing Korean shit.

criesofthepast · Apr 3, 2014

Christine said:
Pantokrator in the house, representing the Orthodocks Izzeast.

My dad is Greek and the Orthodox Jesus always scared me as a kid. It still is intimidating to me.

tanooki27 · Apr 3, 2014

criesofthepast said:
Growing up in a catholic family I'm used to seeing this one. He looks a bit feminine to me.

Jesus showing off some camel toe

The Albatross · Apr 3, 2014

stutte said:
Science!

Also known as: If Jesus were rendered in Grand Theft Auto IV or Gears of War.

kmax · Apr 3, 2014

Best Jesus?

Best Jesus:

I speel my dreenk · Apr 3, 2014

I prefer Personal Jesus

...but I won't show him to you. He's mine.

kewlmyc · Apr 3, 2014

Raptor Jesus

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stufte · Apr 3, 2014

The Albatross said:
Also known as: If Jesus were rendered in Grand Theft Auto IV or Gears of War.

No way. Rendered in Tomb Raider using TressFX.

Insaniac · Apr 3, 2014

Twitch plays pokemon bird jesus

The_Hitcher89 · Apr 3, 2014

Jesús Joaquín Fernández Sáez de la Torre

Liverpool FC's Jesus is best Jesus

Kerned · Apr 3, 2014

pants said:
lol'd at the resemblance, lawd

Holy shit! No pun intended.

Klaymator14 · Apr 3, 2014

morningbus said:

that is one hot jesus i pick this one

Kid Ska · Apr 3, 2014

South Park

Ourobolus · Apr 3, 2014

criesofthepast said:
Growing up in a catholic family I'm used to seeing this one. He looks a bit feminine to me.

Goddammit, Nomura.

EchoChamber · Apr 3, 2014

GUIDO JESUS OF COURSE

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