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Part of the sony hack. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/12/shocking-new-reveals-from-sony-hack-j-law-pitt-clooney-and-comparing-fincher-to-hitler.html?via=twitter_page

Rapper Drake’s Acting Debut as “PENIS” in a Planned Spike Lee Film

An email dated April 4, 2014, from Bart Walker, Spike Lee’s agent at ICM, to Doug Belgrad, President of SPE Motion Picture Group, details the revised script for Lee’s School Daze Too, a planned sequel to Lee’s 1988 film. It’s allegedly being packaged as a starring vehicle for rapper Drake and Kevin Hart.

“This is a new draft that Spike has written after meetings with Drake, who will play the lead role of PE*NIS, and Kevin Hart who will play DAT NIGGA JIGGA. The budget is $ 9 million (net, after Georgia tax credits), not including historic costs, star salaries, creative producer fees,” the email read. “I believe in the film both as an entertainment -- a college film -- and as a provocative and exciting piece about the conflict of traditional values (education, college) and hip hop/star/celebrity culture. Why go to college to get a job to make money when you can make more money rapping, stripping, and creating salacious music videos even if they demean women?"

Spike Lee is now officially a caricature of himself. Also, now Diddy can say he slapped the taste out of a penis

 

[ggnoobIGN]

These Sony hacks are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[robotrock]

acting debut?

 

[strafer]

is this part of the Sony hack too?

Jesus christ.

 

[Smellycat]

Debut?

 

[Mass_Pincup]

Acting debut?

Edit: Damn you Smellycat!

 

[SteveWinwood]

drakeinwheelchair.jpg

edit FUCK

 

[rude]

Drake was the best host SNL has had in years. I'm okay w/him starring in a comedic role.

 

[jmood88]

What in the world. This can't be real.

 

[Anth0ny]

acting debut? dude was on degrassi for years.

edit: DOUBLE NINJA'D

 

[sir_kevith]

acting debut?

yeah exactly.

if this is his debut then who was Jimmy Brooks?

 

[Lev]

Acting debut?

That picture kills me every time for some reason.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

I will never look at Jimmy Brooks the same.

 

[jwk94]

Drake was the best host SNL has had in years. I'm okay w/him starring in a comedic role.

yeah he was great

 

[Slayven]

Debuit?


Kevin Hart is already a star, and he ain't about to do some none safe stuff.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

 

[harSon]

Drake was the best host SNL has had in years. I'm okay w/him starring in a comedic role.

He was also great as the host of the ESPYS.

But those character names....

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

They realize Drake was an actor before he was a rapper, right?

 

[JaseC]

What a dick.

 

[PerezDeCorcho]

Is P. Diddy going to play the antagonist?

 

[DominoKid]

This is so ridiculous it had to be fake.

 

[Siegcram]

Good lord Spike, you cannot be serious.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

lol

They realize Drake was an actor before he was a rapper, right?

They realize he's also acting like he can rap, right?

 

[Rembrandt]

lol



They realize he's also acting like he can rap, right?

2/10

 

[Mesoian]

The legacy of Degrassi is fading away.

 

[davepoobond]

Poor degrassi

 

[Windam]

Drake, who will play the lead role of PE*NIS

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Ok school Daze 2 starring drake and kevin hart....... My god is sony planning on making anything besides trash in the immediate future.

 

[Oscar]

Spike going overboard with the edgyness in them character names.

 

[SaviorX]

"You are what you eat?" -

Spoiler

Crooked I constantly harbors on this

 

[Off-Kilter]

The Daily Beast doesn't know shit about Drake

How embarrassing

 

[BronsonLee]

Guys it really is his acting debut
Degrassi was clearly a documentary

 

[TheOGB]

What the fuck

This... this can't possibly be true... can it?

 

[xxracerxx]

Does Daily Beast not have imdb?

 

[Akahige]

Why are people giving money these days for Spike's creative projects? The last great Spike Lee Joint was Inside Man, everything since has been wretched.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Either this is fake or i need a .gif that embodies "what , the, fuuuuuuu" so well ....to properly portray what i feel when i read this....

 

[jWILL253]

I need to know who the hell is coming up with these wack ass ideas, so I can report them to Kaz Harai, so he can fire them...

 

[Toa TAK]

I bet his nickname is Dick.

 

[Alienous]

This is a new draft that Spike has written after meetings with Drake, who will play the lead role of PE*NIS, and Kevin Hart who will play DAT NIGGA JIGGA.

 

[Mau ®]

I'm ok as As long as this doesn't affect Champagne Papi's music career.

I am salivating for Views from the 6

 

[speculawyer]

Drake, who will play the lead role of PE*NIS, and Kevin Hart who will play DAT NIGGA JIGGA

WTF?

 

[UltraGunner]

The perfect role

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Maybe the two characters were just goofy caricatures used for comic relief, surrounded by genuinely earnest leads?

Or maybe I'm giving Spike and Sony too much credit.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Spike gonna Spike.

 

[overcast]

What the hell spike? Lmao.

 

[Skilotonn]

Too crazy to believe even for an old Spike Lee to even think up.

 

[see5harp]

To be honest I really liked Bamboozled. The character names seem really forced but if it's anything like Bamboozled, I'll probably like this.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Debut?

Well technically, Aubrey Graham was Wheelchair Jimmy.

So this would be "Rapper Drake’s Acting Debut as “PENIS” in a Planned Spike Lee Film."

Spoiler

Technically and sarcasm like that type of you know!

 

[Leunam]

 

[narcosis219]

Lol Mara yessss