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[bronson]

My buddies and I usually do a "Shitty Video Game Exchange" every year around the holidays. Forcing each other to play laughably terrible games received at random has been a blast.

This year we're making the jump to Steam, which obviously has an insurmountable amount of crap. I figured I'd look to GAF for fun, silly and most importantly awful games to play with friends. (EDIT: Doesn't have to be multi-player, just fun to play with a crowd watching)

So stuff along the lines of:

Bad Rats 1/2
Ride to Hell
Secret of the Magic Crystals
Rambo

That kind of thing. Links are a huge plus, even better if it's on a deep discount -- but any suggestions are welcome!

 

[Nickle]

This thread will turn out great

 

[LewieP]

Battleborn.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

No Man's Sky

 

[RPGamer92]

No Man's Sky?

 

[Massicot]

Hatoful Boyfriend

I guess Genital Jousting

 

[Novocaine]

No Mans Sky

Oh wait you can't play it with friends NVM.

 

[Tagyhag]

Blood and Bacon.

It's actually fun too.

 

[MMarston]

Battleborn.

No Man's Sky

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[Basileus777]

Mind hack your friends.

 

[rainking187]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/568890/

 

[Greatest Ever]

Get them a mediocre game instead, it'll be a thorough mind fuck. Beyond Good and Evil maybe?

 

[Fox318]

CS:GO.

Prepare for a constant stream of disappointment from valve.

 

[Jobbs]

No, I can't think of any... hmmm

Man what a crazy idea for a thread

Sky hook?

 

[Kirie]

Pub Encounter - http://store.steampowered.com/app/447190/

 

[collige]

I would say What's That Under Your Blanket?! I paid less than a dollar for it and still felt ripped off.

There's also Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015, but that's actually well made (though still hilarious)

 

[Inspector Jones]

I got this as a gag gift for my friend: The Youthdrainers

Here's the description:

In an unknown location, pregnant women are being held and monitored against their will by a race of Little evil humanoids, They want the babies for their heinous experiments. but you, as a mother, see no alternative but to take your own life to save your baby’s soul.

 

[djplaeskool]

Sakura Clicker

 

[Hylian7]

Mind hack your friends.

Edgy AND spoilers. Nice.

 

[The_White_Rose]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/209060/

 

[bronson]

Hatoful Boyfriend

I guess Genital Jousting

These are great ideas. I hadnt thought this way -- games that are not necessarily "bad" but still fun with a crowd.

 

[Iced Arcade]

Came in expecting no man sky posts lol

 

[Onaco]

Sigh... why didn't Sonic 06 get a PC port like it was planned? Would have been great for this kind of gift.

 

[MegaPanda]

Make someone's Christmas special and give them Marlow Briggs

 

[Mechazawa]

Hey Bronson, I hear friends really love it when you haunt their inventories with copies of Two Worlds.

 

[SirMossyBloke]

Anything anime.

 

[ferr]

get them an MMO that no longer has active servers

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Huniepop

 

[LincolnTunnel]

Hatoful Boyfriend

He asked about bad games.

 

[Htown]

Make someone's Christmas special and give them Marlow Briggs

OP said a bad Steam game, not a hidden gem.

 

[bobawesome]

Mind hack your friends.

Those poor friends.

 

[jnWake]

Shower with your Dad Simulator?

Not really a bad game but I don't think anyone will expect something good with that name.

 

[Slammin_Hammon]

Another vote for Genital Jousting.

Or get him some weird super niche anime game where you romance girls who are tanks or some shit.

 

[MegaPanda]

OP said a bad Steam game, not a hidden gem.

Yeah I wanted him to throw it in as a good surprise

 

[bobawesome]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/568890/

This looks amazing. Added to wishlist.

Another vote for Genital Jousting.

Or get him some weird super niche anime game where you romance girls who are tanks or some shit.

Hey, War of the Human Tanks is a hidden gem!

Spoiler

I know this is probably about Panzermadels.

 

[EscapeArtist]

Secret of the Magic Crystals is my go to gag gift around holidays.

 

[LincolnTunnel]

It may not necessarily be bad, but you can get a four pack of Dino D-Day for like $3.

 

[spliced]

Orc Slayer.

 

[Slime Scholar]

Alpha Zylon.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/313210/

Trust me. It's a thing of beauty. The game can be played out of sequence, but challenge your friend to beat every level.

It's also only 74 cents right now.

Edit: Also I'm jealous of your friends. That's a fucking awesome tradition.

 

[zoodoo]

My name is mayo

http://store.steampowered.com/app/434260/

Cant go wrong with that.
You can put bikini on a mayo jar.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

That Rocket Knight game on Steam

Spoiler

I really wanted that game to be good

 

[MadSexual]

Make someone's Christmas special and give them Marlow Briggs

This! Their minds will be blown if they play it and find out it's not even that terrible!

 

[bronson]

Hey Bronson, I hear friends really love it when you haunt their inventories with copies of Two Worlds.

Please, you know I only trade in Two Worlds Strategy Guides.

 

[Shiggy]

Some Sonic game. Choose any, but beware, they still vary in their degree of mediocrity.

 

[Easy_D]

There can't be anything worse than fucking Uriel's Chasm on Steam. It's not only shit, but weird as fuck.

 

[Ultimadrago]

Boo Bunny Plague, legit one of the worst games I've completed on Steam.

 

[novenD]

This happens to be my area of expertise.

My Bones

Dracula: The Resurection and Dracula 2: The Last Sanctuary

Legendary

My Secret Pets!

Expensive (21 bucks) ultra crap pro-mode: Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

MAH GAWD

MAH EYES ARE OPEN

Almost all this selections are good replacements for Bad Rats

 

[BadAss2961]

I remember ModBot doing roll of the dice secret code giveaways with good games and copies of Bad Rats mixed in. Such a gag that people would shy away in fear of adding Bad Rats to their Steam library.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If Dota 2 wasn't free you'd have your game.