Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
How was it ?
Inanna said:By my bf and it was awesome!
What if there was an actual proper, professional massage that led up to the happy ending?themadcowtipper said:Only by my girlfriend. The only way I paying for sexual acts from any female is I will buy them happy meal from Mcdonalds, and I'm keeping the toy.
themadcowtipper said:The only way I paying for sexual acts from any female is I will buy them happy meal from Mcdonalds, and I'm keeping the toy.
TxdoHawk said:If I had piles of money to blow, I probably would, at least once to say I did. It doesn't hurt that like half of GAF, I've got a thing for Asian women. :lol
My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.fallengorn said:What if there was an actual proper, professional massage that led up to the happy ending?
Wait...... did your wife know that was going to happen?AVclub said:My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.
The cute Asian chick who worked on me went from massaging to teasing to completed handjob, to thorough clean-up so naturally and efficiently, it wasn't strange at all. Felt great!
I highly recommend it.
that's a keeper.samus i am said:Wait...... did your wife know that was going to happen?
Sounds fucken awesomeAVclub said:My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.
The cute Asian chick who worked on me went from massaging to teasing to completed handjob, to thorough clean-up so naturally and efficiently, it wasn't strange at all. Felt great!
I highly recommend it.
iamaustrian said:yeah, I woke up 3 hours later.
she told me I was already passed out when she came in.
so I paid lots of cash for 3 hours sleep. still amazed that they didn't throw me out of the club
The Lamonster said:that's a keeper.
Rickard said:In Canada we just call them Rub N Tugs
professor_t said:This is why that new shaving commercial is so disturbing. They've got a guy with a microphone in a suit asking some other dude in a towel about "irritating rub and tug." It's a little personal, you know?
Edit: I may be paraphrasing here. And taking some artistic liberties. But that's what I heard.
Dabookerman said:Nuru Massage
G-Fex said:I've seen some but I'm too scared to try them cause..they might be setups. :lol
The only thing that would make this post better is if you were actually Josh Homme.Desiato said:I've given myself plenty of erotic massages.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? :lolGreen Scar said:I'm reminded of Roy on IT Crowd :lol
Yeah. She knew that I would basically be getting a handjob along with my massage and was fine with it. She's also fine with our family doctor sticking her finger up my ass, apparently.samus i am said:Wait...... did your wife know that was going to happen?
AVclub said:Yeah. She knew that I would basically be getting a handjob along with my massage and was fine with it. She's also fine with our family doctor sticking her finger up my ass, apparently.
:loliamaustrian said:yeah, I woke up 3 hours later.
she told me I was already passed out when she came in.
so I paid lots of cash for 3 hours sleep. still amazed that they didn't throw me out of the club