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[gruenel]

39. Not bad.

Congrats on that Nobel Prize

 

[Zutrax]

Didn't pass.
Well now I feel kind of bad about my $40k a year, which I thought was kind of decent?

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Having to make over 78k for most people to get in is ridiculous. It would basically only funnel people into coastal cities and cities in general.

Oh wait.

 

[Oersted]

Needs a "Work on a Trump Resort" option

 

[Panthalassic]

Got a 25 lol. Not like I wanna immigrate to the US anyways. Especially since Trump thinks my field of work is Fake News.

 

[Amory]

35....ohhh yeah gimme that american dream

 

[jet1911]

Got 15. Didn't really want to go anyway!

 

[blakep267]

28. Guess I don't qualify to live in my own home country?

Yup. 28/30 and I was born and raised here. Not an Olympic athletr or a millionaire. Great qualifications

 

[LostCaress]

24! Minimum is 30.

I'll go pack.

24! is way above 30.

I had 28

 

[Lebon14]

I'm not rich enough basically.

This.

I've got no job, so none to offer and got to money so I can come which is FUCKED UP!

(Not like I was planning to come to the US in the first place)

P.S Got 26.

 

[gwarm01]

I either make it or not based on if my health degree is considered "science."

 

[Aikidoka]

lol, some of those questions are ridiculous.
28/30 if I count my first couple years as ph. D. student as a master's.

 

[IamDodongo]

I got a 33.

Not sure I want to stay here though

 

[Alcoremortis]

Well as I am now, I got a 28. If I imagine I finish my degree and get average salary for that degree, I bump up to 43.

 

[Andrew J.]

35. Good thing I've got a law degree!

 

[Nephtes]

I'm going to work hard on that Olympic medal so I can stay...

 

[smokeymicpot]

23 guess I need to leave.

 

[GK86]

23, remember me gaf. Time to go live with the other non-winning countries.

 

[Dali]

So realistically you're 26 to 30, Fluent in English, have a stem degree, and a job offer with a salary of $79,000 or more.

Alternatively you can have one or two of the above be a nobel prize winner, an Olympic medalist or be filthy rich and planning to invest that money in the US.

 

[superdeluxe]

Basically you need to be rich, have a stem degree and are young.

 

[Flambe]

but im white

>.<

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

26. Well shit.

 

[Rran]

I'm not rich enough basically.

lol that was my first thought, as well

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

21. I'll get my bags. not every contribution is monetary though, that's what white nationalist like Stephen Miller never understand. I've gone to school here, grown as a person and gotten opportunities I may not have achieved elsewhere. this is my home now.

 

[Damaniel]

If I pretend my current job is a 'job offer', then barely (31/30). Otherwise, no. Unless you're young, successful and rich, you have no chance to enter Trump's America.

Fuck Trump.

 

[JCG]

Hey, I'm currently studying to get a Master's degree, that should hel-

master's in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics

Oh.

 

[Dishwalla]

wtf. Got 23.

 

[belmonkey]

26. Lived here all my life and am fluent in English, have a USA Bachelor's degree in Biochemistry and a decent paying job, but am not qualified to live here :/

 

[Rosur2a]

30 I would be on assuming I finish my degree and have a job offer paying about 80k (wouldn't try moving to the US without one, and being a programmer 80k + should be possible to get).

 

[Guevara]

So the secret is: have a good job offer lined up.

 

[Whompa02]

33 just made it...and I consider myself pretty well off...pretty depressing.

 

[thecouncil]

I wouldn't be allowed in if I weren't already here.

"...and im proud to be an American!"

When I think about the amount of regular folk in this country who support this who wouldn't be allowed in by a hell of a long shot, I just gotta smile.

Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land... God bless the USA!

 

[Damaniel]

So the secret is: have a good job offer lined up.

Or be rich/successful.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

So the secret is: have a good job offer lined up.

Seems like it, and with decent pay. Without it, it's hard to qualify.

Score: 27

 

[Shadybiz]

Took it last night; I think I got a 28. A Master's doesn't count unless it's STEM.

Oh...and it should always be noted that Trump himself doesn't have a Master's or a Doctorate.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Is 106 good?

 

[adj_noun]

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses scoring at least 30
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore
Shall fade away as mist before me

 

[Bleepey]

29. Eat shit Trump. You're grandpa would not have been allowed in the country. Cunt.

 

[WedgeX]

As my upcoming master's degree is not specifically in science, math or engineering I rated a 29/30.

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

So realistically you're 26 to 30, Fluent in English, have a stem degree, and a job offer with a salary of $79,000 or more.

Alternatively you can have one or two of the above be a nobel prize winner, an Olympic medalist or be filthy rich and planning to invest that money in the US.

This must be that 'better quality immigrant' that dude in that other thread was talking about.

 

[whitehawk]

25

 

[5taquitos]

Fucking lol I'm a fluent English speaker with a job and a bachelor's but I wouldn't be let in my own country.

Get fucked.

 

[Fenderputty]

I got a 29. I'm either a little too old or just slightly under the pay-scale. In a year I'll be at 30 due to a raise in income, but in 3 I'll be back under 30 due to the age ranges. So I would have a 2 year window to try.

 

[Afrocious]

Is 106 good?

John Forbes Nash, is that you?

 

[Acyl]

So what would it be like if citizens got deported if they don't currently pass this test too?? Then we could really make America great again, or just a country full of STEM majors working in tech? idk

 

[J-Roderton]

28. So close.

 

[Dali]

Hey, I'm currently studying to get a Master's degree, that should hel-



Oh.

You get one more point for it being stem over non-stem master's.

Edit: nvm I misread. It's a two point difference since you're right it would only count as a regular graduate degree.

 

[johnsmith]

26

This is some bullshit

 

[GK86]

"How much do you love Trump?"

A little - 5 points
A good amount - 10 points
A lot, I'm here for the Winning™ - 50 points
I freaking love him - 100 points
None - negative 50 points

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Would Trump himself pass?

He already gets two zeroes from being over 50 and with poor English ability.