Bonus pic! Which would be the most painful? I'm guessing Aeris's method.
Its the FFVII gameplay variety list!
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Mako Reactor No.1
10 minute countdown. If ya fail its game over, an "alternate ending" prolly no more than thirty minutes into the game! Overly generous with the time limit even if you did have to go back and grab Jesse but still rather unique for a rpg.
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Train
15 second countdown. 15 seconds per train car isn't bad... unless ya want extra items from some people on the train or to just talk with others. No game over for not making it to the front car. Instead you'll be doing some extra running around through an enemy infested subway.
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Mako Reactor No.5
Sliiiide! Grind your way down to the bottom of the several floor high structure or go interact with a long pipe looking thing and slide down hassle free! Your choice!
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Sector 5 Church
Puzzle Escort Mission! Tell Aeris to hang on, fight, or run away. Her having to fight would be a pain so you must quickly figure out which barrel to knock down up to three times.
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Aeris's House
Stealth Sequence?! Don't run, walk! And watch where you walk by keeping away from the walls. Otherwise Aeris'll catch ya an its back to your room. Isn't Cloud to old to get grounded?
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Wall Market
You're the girl, bro! Its up to you how girly Cloud gets. While this mostly amounts to just running around talking to people (and hot-tubbing it with buff guys) whats abit different gameplay wise is a squatting contest for a wig! [] X O, [] X O... win, lose, or draws each nets ya a different wig. Can ya keep the rhythm flowing?
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The Great Wall
Catch that wire! Just a minor timing puzzle. Grab the wire at the right time to swing across the gap. Miss it and ya fall down alil ways.
Now tell me something. Were the first couple of hours of any other FF game nearly as crazy as this? Or did they mostly amount to text & grindan? An there's much more yet to come!
I liked how everytime you cast Fire on him he says OUCH! Seafood Soup! Ultros is a translation goof, right? In the GBA release he's Orthros.
Ultros goofiness was the only redeeming parts of FFVI for me. Much love for that silly slimy squid!