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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.

Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
Let them feud all the f**king way to SS, you know they'll make it work.

Those smiles were legit excitement between the two, they can both go on the mic and obviously wrestle the house down.

OMG

Its funny I noticed how Bryan was smiling on the way to the ring and I'm like thats... weird. It all makes sense now. :D

I'll just post this again:


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Aiii

So not worth it
I marked out so hard when Lawler came out for Bryan that I fastforwarded the match to his win just so I could see it happen right away.
 
What is going on WrassleGAF... I'm..... actually happy? It feels so odd.

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Their smiles fill my heart with legit joy, I'm actually happy.

Even the end swerve was cool, it really is the first 'bad guy' thing Johnny Excitement had done so it was a great surprise! Not sure how its gonna pan out but yea, love surprises!

If we don't get that Ace Crusher I wanted at WM though, gonna be a missed opportunity!
 

Aiii

So not worth it
What is going on WrassleGAF... I'm..... actually happy? It feels so odd.

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Their smiles fill my heart with legit joy, I'm actually happy.

Even the end swerve was cool, it really is the first 'bad guy' thing Johnny Excitement had done so it was a great surprise! Not sure how its gonna pan out but yea, love surprises!

If we don't get that Ace Crusher I wanted at WM though, gonna be a missed opportunity!

It helped that he was breaking Cena's arm with a "steel" chair.
 
What is going on WrassleGAF... I'm..... actually happy? It feels so odd.

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Their smiles fill my heart with legit joy, I'm actually happy.
This is merely the calm before the storm, lets enjoy it while we can before Vince makes crashing waves to capsize the feud.

Nonsense, I look nothing like that guy. He's too short, for one.
I wont punish us all with a pic of Khali, nobody wants that
 

Aiii

So not worth it
So what will be the backstory on Albert and JL teaming? Because they both had Japanese success they bond and want to destroy the American Superhero?
 
It is sorta funny that Cena really is his own championship for real now, they make a big song and dance deal out of who just his opponent is gonna be lol. THIS MATCH IS FOR THE CENA CHAMPIONSHIP, MAIN EVENT BOOOOOOOOOOOI.

I thought for a bit with that and HHH vs Bork (they'll prolly save that for later with the 'injury' now?) then Punk vs Bryan FOR THE BELT prolly gonna be bumped down to 3rd with Lolobster Head curtain jerking the 3 second Layla roll up win and............. mm just imagined a 3 second Layla jerking roll up, wait what was I talking about?
 

Dead Man

Member
Punk is now on 160 days into his run. For WWE standards he's way overdue a loss. Bryan is selling merc like crazy (merchandise sales = WWE Title runs, proven fact).

Hey, it could happen.

Plus, everyone thought he was gonna get pushed back to midcard. Sure he's not yet going for the Feud w/ Cena-championship level, but the WWE championship is above the WHC in terms of WWE titles, so.

I am hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. And from what I've seen this year of WWE, the worst is very bad indeed.
 

CrunchinJelly

formerly cjelly
It is sorta funny that Cena really is his own championship for real now, they make a big song and dance deal out of who just his opponent is gonna be lol. THIS MATCH IS FOR THE CENA CHAMPIONSHIP, MAIN EVENT BOOOOOOOOOOOI.

I thought for a bit with that and HHH vs Bork (they'll prolly save that for later with the 'injury' now?) then Punk vs Bryan FOR THE BELT prolly gonna be bumped down to 3rd with Lolobster Head curtain jerking the 3 second Layla roll up win and............. mm just imagined a 3 second Layla jerking roll up, wait what was I talking about?

Yep. WWE title only matters when it's round Cena's waist.
 
Honestly with all the reports figuring once Byran was done with Too Many Lime shit he'd be back to doing nothing I was all:

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Yea not feeling this anymore. Even an AJ stalking angle that would go no where didn't excite me that much.




Then Cranky Vince outta no where goes:

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BOOM

F**K YOU HERES WHAT YOU WANT THANKS FOR THE T-SHIRT MONEY NOW STOP COMPLAINING




Now my head is still processing my 2 fav wrestlers in a real feud for the championship belt it but it looks something like this on repeat:

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Ithil

Member
Since these next few months don't matter very much to WWE (much like the last few of the year), imagine if Cena DID take a break until SS after this PPV.

Of course, that will never happen. All Cena, all the time. Cena is the main event, who cares about that stupid title?
 

Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
Cena really does need some time off, though. Else he's gonna end up like Angle, where everyone just expects him to die in the middle of the ring one day.
 

Ithil

Member
Cena really does need some time off, though. Else he's gonna end up like Angle, where everyone just expects him to die in the middle of the ring one day.

But Cena will never age, or be injured, or get stale, or be booed. He is our one true saviour. He will last for eternity and continue bringing the company into its greatest golden age ever, with every word spoken trending on Twitter and the world's most successful cable network dominating airwaves.

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Its so weird they tease Cena time off like that then just go haha not really. The whole PPV had a weird things going on.

I like how they gave Eve glasses cause she's important now, still boobs of course, but the glasses cause you gotta organise stuff also too. (not complaining :p)

My GF said Rosa's face reminded her a little of a transvestite lol.

While I think Johnny's thing was interesting I have to wonder why Cena? I know Cena is everything but they've had so much more stuff with Punk. It would have made a million more sense to have him smash Punk and shit on him like that finally. Even just a few weeks ago (after WM) they were still going at it.

Another lost opportunity that writes itself. Punk would have been a much better Austin type against Vince last year but HHH ruined it, now they have another chance and they waste it on Cena lol. :\

Again, I'm not complaining! Now I get to see the TWO BEST IN THE WORLD AND IN MY HEART feud instead, just thought it was odd.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Are all these kids with Sheamus deliberately ginger?

And look at that kid poking his head out on the left. Haha.

Nah, they just randomly picked 9 kids out of the entire school and they just happened to be gingers all. :lol:
 

Again the comments on that site scare me..

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/wwe-raw-supershow-results

cynthia m. glaim
HUNTER, IT IS TIME YOU CLEANED HOUSE, GET RID OF BOTH JOHN, AND LESNAR, YOU HAD CHILDREN IN THEM SEAT'S WATCHING IN HORROR MONDAY NIGHT SEEING THE "BULLING" THAT, LAURINAITIS DID, HOW HE HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE, WHAT EVER THAT GUY IS, COME OUT AND START TO BEAT CENA SO HE COULD BEAT HIM, THIS ALL OUT "BULLING" THEY BOTH NEED TO GO OH & WHILE I AM AT IT SO DOES EVE.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Again the comments on that site scare me..

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/wwe-raw-supershow-results

cynthia m. glaim
HUNTER, IT IS TIME YOU CLEANED HOUSE, GET RID OF BOTH JOHN, AND LESNAR, YOU HAD CHILDREN IN THEM SEAT'S WATCHING IN HORROR MONDAY NIGHT SEEING THE "BULLING" THAT, LAURINAITIS DID, HOW HE HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE, WHAT EVER THAT GUY IS, COME OUT AND START TO BEAT CENA SO HE COULD BEAT HIM, THIS ALL OUT "BULLING" THEY BOTH NEED TO GO OH & WHILE I AM AT IT SO DOES EVE.

This is why you shouldn't let your kids go on the internet, at all, untill they're at least 18.
 

Ithil

Member
Again the comments on that site scare me..

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-04-30/wwe-raw-supershow-results

cynthia m. glaim
HUNTER, IT IS TIME YOU CLEANED HOUSE, GET RID OF BOTH JOHN, AND LESNAR, YOU HAD CHILDREN IN THEM SEAT'S WATCHING IN HORROR MONDAY NIGHT SEEING THE "BULLING" THAT, LAURINAITIS DID, HOW HE HAD TO HAVE SOMEONE, WHAT EVER THAT GUY IS, COME OUT AND START TO BEAT CENA SO HE COULD BEAT HIM, THIS ALL OUT "BULLING" THEY BOTH NEED TO GO OH & WHILE I AM AT IT SO DOES EVE.

Stop beating people up on this wrestling show.
 

jmdajr

Member
We might have found markier marks than Youtube marks, in wwe.com comments


Yeah
can you feel it baby
I can too

Come on swing it (4x)
1 - 2 - 3 - now we come to the pay off

(Chorus:)
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation (2x)


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Stop beating people up on this wrestling show.

These people wont be happy until it's just good guys beating on the bad guys each week like a Saturday morning cartoon show, if WWE really want to make the network a success later this year then they'll see this and create John Cena and friends the animated series based off this idea.

Cena is like the invincible main character who always triumphs, Orton is the rival hero who thinks he is too cool to hang with those losers so he works on his own. Mysterio, Kofi and Sheamus help round up a racially diverse group of allies who fill the vintage character roles
Mysterio: reliable ally who gets his ass kicked each week to make Cena look better
Kofi: Young up and comer who isn't quite ready yet but he has heart, occasionally causes huge screw ups due to his rookie nature.
Sheamus: Hot headed and sometimes bad tempered but a jolly Irish lad none the less.
Then you have Zack Ryder as a fanboy who bugs them at every opportunity, whatanerd!
They live together in the Cenation which is under constant attack from Parts unknown which is mostly led by a union of heels. Miz plays the all important joke villain role.

Come on Vince this pure gold here!
 

Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
These people wont be happy until it's just good guys beating on the bad guys each week like a Saturday morning cartoon show, if WWE really want to make the network a success later this year then they'll see this and create John Cena and friends the animated series based off this idea.

Come on Vince this pure gold here!

Why aren't you working in television, Nocturnowl?

I'm serious here.
 

Kyoufu

Member
If they really want to propel D Bryan to the stars, they should have him yell "YES! YES! YES!" into a mic held by AJ when he does the Yes Lock.

Would be amazing...
 

Aiii

So not worth it
Clearly this feud needs to be Punk and Layla vs. Bryan and AJ so that Bryan and AJ can rule WWE for months and months as champions.

AJ, Layla, Punk and Bryan on my television all the time. Make it happen WWE!
 
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