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Steven Seagal promotes new Bitcoin called "Bitcoiin"

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At least they didn't go with "A_Bitcoin"


But the promotional material seems kinda suspect.

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As a Buddhist, Zen teacher, and healer, Steven lives by the principles that the development of the physical self is essential to protect the spiritual man. He believes that what he does in his life is about leading people into contemplation to wake them up and enlighten them in some manner. These are precisely the objectives of the Bitcoiin2Gen to empower the community by providing a decentralized P2P payment system with its own wallet, mining ecosystem and robust blockchain platform without the need of any third party.
Zen Master, Steven mentioned an old Chinese saying “Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate”. by Chuang Tsu.
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https://www.avclub.com/its-not-too-late-to-invest-everything-in-steven-seagals-1823159043
 
Nobo-ty

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Guess I better invest before it’s too late!! Maybe it’ll help him finally do a roundhouse kick!!
 
Droxcy

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Depending buy in price for a full one I'll have to bight the bullet. I find it funny because isn't he best buds with Putin?

So basically use Bitcoin balance or Eetherum to purchase B2G
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SoulUnison

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I find it's generally a pretty safe bet to just do the opposite of whatever Steven Seagal's doing.

Be the anti-Seagal, if you will; for there is no harmony in a Flock of Seagals.
 
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Bryank75

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Senator Trent: "You can take that to the bank"
Mason Storm: "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!"
 
llien

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EAT THIS, SEAGAL!!!


Venezuela has launched a cryptocurrency backed by oil in an attempt to bypass tough economic sanctions imposed by the U.S. government. "The 'Petro' is intended to bolster the country's crumbling economy, which has been suffering from hyperinflation and devaluation for years," reports the BBC. "Venezuela claims it is the world's first sovereign cryptocurrency." From the report:
Critics say the move is a desperate attempt by Caracas to raise cash at a time when Venezuela lacks the ability to repay its $150 billion of foreign debt. Opposition leaders said the sale constitutes an illegal issuing of debt, while the US Treasury Department warned it may violate sanctions imposed last year. The government says the currency aims to circumvent US sanctions on the economy. President Nicolas Maduro has said each tokens will be backed by a barrel of Venezuelan crude. The Latin American country has the world's largest proven oil reserves. A total of 100 million Petros will be sold, with an initial value set at $60, based on the price of a barrel of Venezuelan crude in mid-January. The official website published a guide to setting up a virtual wallet in which to hold the cryptocurrency, but did not provide a link for actually doing so on Tuesday.
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EviLore

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Perfect zen harmony with the universe and ascended physical and spiritual form maintenance doesn't pay for itself, you know. Massive caloric intake and a steady supply of hookers and blow are only some of the trials 7th Dan Aikido Master Seagal must endure on a daily -- even hourly -- basis so that he may bestow his uniquely transcendent gifts upon us, like for example this altogether embarrassing pyramid-shaped crypto ICO for a token that apparently does nothing.

Heal us, Sensei. Heal us with your Biitcoin [sic].
 
Musky_Cheese

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EviLore said:
Perfect zen harmony with the universe and ascended physical and spiritual form maintenance doesn't pay for itself, you know. Massive caloric intake and a steady supply of hookers and blow are only some of the trials 7th Dan Aikido Master Seagal must endure on a daily -- even hourly -- basis so that he may bestow his uniquely transcendent gifts upon us, like for example this altogether embarrassing pyramid-shaped crypto ICO for a token that apparently does nothing.

Heal us, Sensei. Heal us with your Biitcoin [sic].
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Hookers by the hour? Sign me up
 
LordOfChaos

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This reminds me of seeing Rebaak sneakers in India/China.

And of Carlos from biiiiicooonneeeeeecccccct

 
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lil puff

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Is this seriously the best name they could come up with?

I imagine it could get caught up in spell check. oops LOL
 
grumpyGamer

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Steven Seagull (get it ahhhhh), is starting to become really stupid lately, is he trying to one up trump ??
I mean, what the fuck does mining have to do with master zen and healing crap that they are trying to sell with his image.
so steven this is for you

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Hissing Sid

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Complimentary cake with concealed titty girl or it’s a no sale Steven me old Zen buddy!

Strange thing, I mean, I must have seen plenty of Seagal films over the years but all they bring to mind is cake girl, some godawful jacket with curtain tassels sewed to the arms and Gary Busey in lipstick.

The path to enlightenment, it obviously involves surprising detours.
 
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