What's up with you fanboys trying to always shit on other people's excitement? Some people are genuinely happy with the OLED Switch news, who are you or any fanboy on this forum to tell them otherwise? I only have a Switch, not because I don't want the next gen systems, but because of how convenient it is. This console has followed me to the other side of the world because of how portable it is. Plus, it genuinely has good games you can't find on other systems. And no, I won't be buying the OLED Switch, but it does bring some excitement to the Switch line-up.
Let people enjoy what they enjoy. Did Nintendo kill your fucking cat or something? Aren't you happy with whatever console of choice you own?
Next time I buy something, I'll send you a PM for you to judge my purchasing choices.