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Amazon reveals first look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft

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What a joke.
 
I mean, she actually kinda looks like the original game outside of the triangle boobies. I'm still not watching the show though.
 
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Kudos to the wardrobe department I guess but her wearing an accurate outfit doesn't make this casting any less of a disaster.

Sophie Turner is a charismatic black hole with none of the assets that made Lara Croft popular.
 
waaaay below average for Lara Croft cosplay

I mean, just hit up any social media search first page of random results, you won't find anyone half this androgynous
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One to the top-right looks like SSSniperwolf. Mid-center, dunno, but she looks great too. Physique-wise I'd say they're better fits.

We still have our dreams bro
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"I'm gonna raid a dad!"

Not great, but not the worst either.
I'm more worried about who they've chosen as the showrunner than the actress atm.

Yeah I saw EviLore EviLore mention it and did not know she was involved until now. I don't know much about how she runs shows, but she basically made the last Indiana Jones film focus on her character which was arguably the worst part, and that movie was mediocre.

My first time actually seeing her or any of her work (while being conscious of who she is), so not a good first impression.
 
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The second the page loaded, I started laughing. That's probably not a good sign.

It's the face; the expression is just offputting. She does not look comfortable in the outfit at all. Lora is sexy on the outside and on the inside; confidence is a key part of her character. Without that you've got nothing.

Let's see if Walker-Bridge and Turner can pull off a confident, healthy, and cool woman. I just doubt it.
 
No way on this Earth, in this timeline, producers would cast an actress packing a nice pair of boobs, so quit complaining because you knew this from the start

Other than that, not bad, not great either, but at least they didn't go full Velma with this character, I take it as a Win
 
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As a world traveler myself, being the nameless paramilitaire of legend(see my work in the prison break mission of MW3), I can proudly say the Lincoln clan of Yorkshire Eastern district have adopted me. So yes, you zealous Scots, Lara Croft and I can finally consummate our love while I take Samus Aran out on dates when Woman Nalcha A is tired. Nalcha A loves the desert eagle. Some of the Lincolns, in particular Mrs. Baker from Glasgow says, Turner, just forgive Rawlings, she's been through a lot.
 
Hayley Atwell should've been cast.
She's British.
She looks like the character.
And, most importantly, actually voices Lara (It's for that godawful Netflix animated series but that show has bigger problems than voice acting).

I mean... look at her!
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OK that is a gorgeous woman. MILF too 🥳🎉

Yea she's great, but probably considered too old

She's also responsible for the best sideboob photo ever

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Right person, wrong decade. She is about to be 44 years old.

Doesn't look it. She looks better than most women in their 30s.

What if the role lasts for a decade? In today's world that's 3-4 seasons at most.

Like hell this show will make it to Season 3. A stretch if it'll even make it to Season 2.
 
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