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A groundhog in Pennsylvania is wanted by police for deception

Lock him up for not getting groundhog day accurate!
http://www.pahomepage.com/news/wanted-poster-creates-laughter-in-monroe-county/1070084378?anvt=26


STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY (WBRE/WYOU) -
A suspect is on the loose, and local authorities are looking for any credible leads to track him down.

Outside the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, you'll find the Warrant Wall where pictures of wanted suspects are posted."Kind of a 'wall of shame', if you will," explains Cpl. Scott Martin, Monroe County Sheriff's Office."They stop, they look, they do the double take because they can't believe what they're seeing," Cpl. Martin smiles."The subject in question is about 20 inches in length, 22 pounds, he has brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth," he adds. On February 2nd, Phil promised there would be 6 more weeks of winter. That promise expired last week.Now, the groundhog is "grounded" and wanted for Deception.
 

DiscoJer

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Well, really the whole thing is based around meteorological spring (2 weeks, though more like 3 as it's March 1st) vs astronomical spring (which is March 20th, so the 6 weeks)
 
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