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[CyberPanda]

So I have one of these in my room:

https://www.dyson.com/purifiers/dyson-pure-hot-cool-link-black-nickel.html

Now, it’s a cool device, and when you set it to auto it detects ‘pollutants’ in the air. As a result, if anything toxic is detected it revs up the filter to get it out of the room ASAP, through its heavy duty filtration system.

Now, the awkward part. I farted really loud, and after two minutes it detected my gas, and the thing started roaring. I think I almost broke it. I never knew farts could be so deadly. Fascinating.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[CyberPanda]

Amazing gif

 

[nush]

I was expecting a penis insertion incident.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

So I have one of these in my room:

https://www.dyson.com/purifiers/dyson-pure-hot-cool-link-black-nickel.html

Now, it’s a cool device, and when you set it to auto it detects ‘pollutants’ in the air. As a result, if anything toxic is detected it revs up the filter to get it out of the room ASAP, through its heavy duty filtration system.

Now, the awkward part. I farted really loud, and after two minutes it detected my gas, and the thing started roaring. I think I almost broke it. I never knew farts could be so deadly. Fascinating.

Expected a "Put penis in Tube" moment but this is much better.

Don't fart near a Dyson the lesson here is.

 

[J-Roderton]

It's doing its job it seems.

 

[God Enel]

I was expecting a penis insertion incident.

yeah i was expecting it too. Fuck scary movie

 

[haxan7]

I also keep an air purifier in my bedroom. Have for over a decade. AND I leave massive disgusting farts. We have so much in common!

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

Expected a "Put penis in Tube" moment but this is much better.

Don't fart near a Dyson the lesson here is.

CyberPanda doesn't need that kind of excitement.

 

[CyberPanda]

I also keep an air purifier in my bedroom. Have for over a decade. AND I leave massive disgusting farts. We have so much in common!

Omg!

 

[Rentahamster]

I also keep an air purifier in my bedroom. Have for over a decade. AND I leave massive disgusting farts. We have so much in common!

You should fart into each other's mouths. It's a highly tanalizing experience that enhances social bond pairings.

 

[haxan7]

You should fart into each other's mouths. It's a highly tanalizing experience that enhances social bond pairings.

I've actually been fantasizing a lot about having someone fart in my mouth the last few days. It's even led me to say "fart" instead of "fuck" ... I've been using fart as an expletive a lot the past few days. It's pretty addictive.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

The air most people breath away from the cities is mostly dust
The air most people breath living in the city is smog
I'm surprised that thing hasn't blown up just by existing in a confined environment of dust

 

[Rentahamster]

I've actually been fantasizing a lot about having someone fart in my mouth the last few days. It's even led me to say "fart" instead of "fuck" ... I've been using fart as an expletive a lot the past few days. It's pretty addictive.

That's farting hot as fart, bro. It makes me wanna farting fart right in its pretty fart fart.

 

[CyberPanda]

I've actually been fantasizing a lot about having someone fart in my mouth the last few days. It's even led me to say "fart" instead of "fuck" ... I've been using fart as an expletive a lot the past few days. It's pretty addictive.

SO hot

 

[LoganKnight4949]

The air most people breath away from the cities is mostly dust
The air most people breath living in the city is smog
I'm surprised that thing hasn't blown up just by existing in a confined environment of dust

That's so dumb. If most of the air consisted of either dust or smog, people would suffocate by the billions.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

That's so dumb. If most of the air consisted of either dust or smog, people would suffocate by the billions.

Health effects of dust

Dust is a common air pollutant generated by many different sources and activities.

healthywa.wa.gov.au

 

[MilkyJoe]

I'm really disappointed you didn't get your cock caught in it, going by the headline.

 

[LoganKnight4949]

Health effects of dust

Dust is a common air pollutant generated by many different sources and activities.

healthywa.wa.gov.au

Right. But you said "mostly" dust. By mostly, you indicate that the air consists of 50%+ dust. Language and word choice matter.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I already figured this was a scat / body-odor thread without clicking.

Welcome back CyberPanda , I guess.

Quick EDIT: and Tesseract with the flawless first post.

If you're not on GAF, you're either a cancel-culture millennial or a zoomer who identifies as a zoomer (unlike brap ).

Change my mind.

 

[brap]

I already figured this was a scat / body-odor thread without clicking.

Welcome back CyberPanda , I guess.

Quick EDIT: and Tesseract with the flawless first post.

If you're not on GAF, you're either a cancel-culture millennial or a zoomer who identifies as a zoomer (unlike brap ).

Change my mind.

I'm literally not a zoomer

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I'm literally not a zoomer

iM lItErAlLy NoT a ZoOmEr

 

[EverydayBeast]

Everybody I know loves their Dysons, I think it wasn't designed for farts lol

 

[Kamina]

I was expecting a penis insertion incident.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Right. But you said "mostly" dust. By mostly, you indicate that the air consists of 50%+ dust. Language and word choice matter.

Thread is about his? air purifier
Indoor air consists of plenty of pollutants

Right

 

[Tesseract]

what happens if you zoom yourself into a boom

 

[CyberPanda]

what happens if you zoom yourself into a boom

It did it again. I did a good ol' fashioned poof, and the filter revved up. >_>

 

[TTOOLL]

Quality product!! (your fart)

 

[TrainedRage]

Thanks for saving the planet!

 

[CyberPanda]

Thanks for saving the planet!

Your avatar scares me. LOL

 

[haxan7]

Your avatar scares me. LOL

It reminds me of lemon party. Well I guess everything reminds me of lemon party

 

[CyberPanda]

It reminds me of lemon party. Well I guess everything reminds me of lemon party

We should do a GAF edition of Lemon Party.

 

[Cunth]

I would wreck that dyson

 

[CyberPanda]

I would wreck that dyson

 

[haxan7]

We should do a GAF edition of Lemon Party.

I don't think we're old enough for that yet

 

[Pagusas]

This is what you came back to Gaf for?