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[watershed]

Constantly in and out of jail: not worth the food.

 

[Talyn]

Get free food by not paying the bill. Get arrested and thrown in jail to get more free food. Hard to see the flaw in this guy's plan.

If the mafia were running the restaurants the flaw in his plan would become quickly apparent.

 

[sixteen-bit]

I was literally about to say this is some George Costanza shit.

This is some NeoGAF member Costanza shit.

 

[LiK]

I would punch him in the gut until he vomits it out.

 

[Dabanton]

Had a friend who used to 'faint' when it came time to put money down at restaurants at group meals.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Dine and Crash

 

[FourMyle]

Gotta love fake seizures. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xeNePF-cg

Oh man this is amazing

 

[Einbroch]

When customers skip out on the tab, Shuck said, it typically comes out of the server's paycheck.

Seriously?

 

[industrian]

Seriously?

Anything else is socialism.

#'Murica.