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[haxan7]

Well it was that or my pants and besides I cleaned it up; Calm your shit (scuse pun).

I’m glad you cleaned it up.

I hope you used some real disinfectant and didn’t just smear it around. Poop is pretty resilient.

 

[hariseldon]

I can feel a tag coming on.

 

[haxan7]

I can feel a tag coming on.

Elektro_Demon
Wishes he could shit in your mouth

 

[captainraincoat]

not proud of this now but oh well

Back in my teenage days they had these machines where you could make your own business cards...me and some mates used to hate our junkie neighbours over our back fence who threw house parties and were general assholes and used to steal everyone’s booze and money when you were passed out so we decided to create these business cards with “Bogga was here”... the idea behind it was that we would take a shit in some random spot in the house that’s not noticeable and their only indication at first was this business card left in a prominent place to find

we had a shit in

• Shoes in their cupboard
• Pot plants
• Wedding tuxedo pocket
• Freezer
• Ash tray of their car
• Ceiling fan
• 
  After a while The neighbours started to cotton on to the fact the business card meant there was a shit somewhere in the house and stopped throwing parties. We used to slip a card in the letter box from time to time just to fuck with them and they would literally pull the house apart.

 

[hariseldon]

Elektro_Demon
Wishes he could shit in your mouth

I was thinking more of @Mahonky and his bath-shitting ways.

 

[Urprobablyright]

I’m glad you cleaned it up.

I hope you used some real disinfectant and didn’t just smear it around. Poop is pretty resilient.

^^^ belongs to an agent order devoted to the enlightened treatment of errant bogs ^^^°

 

[kingbean]

When I was very young I needed to shit when I was in a department store. It was around christmas time and they had a toy train set up that was running around an area of the store. I grabbed a yellow open cart and shit into it and waited for it to come back around and hooked it back up.

So yes, I shit in a toy train as a young child.

 

[Tesseract]

no

 

[hariseldon]

When I was very young I needed to shit when I was in a department store. It was around christmas time and they had a toy train set up that was running around an area of the store. I grabbed a yellow open cart and shit into it and waited for it to come back around and hooked it back up.

So yes, I shit in a toy train as a young child.

I have to ask.. what the fuck did you wipe with? A stuffed bunny?

 

[kingbean]

I have to ask.. what the fuck did you wipe with? A stuffed bunny?

Don't recall. I was very, very young.

 

[Ingeniero]

Yeah once in the woods as a kid.
It was an awful experience, with heat and mosquitos making it worse.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Shit, shave, shower.

For me, all three are done in the same place. Shave ya face then shit and toe it down the plug-hole, followed by a shower to wash the smell and leg-chocolate away.

Spoiler

Only joking

 

[Elektro Demon]

Elektro_Demon
Wishes he could shit in your mouth

Feces connoisseur

 

[brap]

A Amir0x 's mouth

 

[ryan13ts]

Outside, in a hole during a camping trip, but that should be a given. Not sure I'd want to know another other situations besides that

 

[Catphish]

When I was 2 or 3 I dropped trou and made a deposit on my uncle's patio.

Didn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Chairman Tickles]

I was stuck in traffic for 5 hours in Sydney and had to take a shit on the road between vehicles.

 

[isual]

of course. i still brap and something other than air comes out.

 

[Darth]

Would a brown bag on the welcome mat count

 

[jimmyd]

I fell asleep stoned/drunk in the only pub cubicle once, and emerged about an hour later to a furious looking manager standing beside the urinal full of shit. Just gave him a 'sup nod and walked out.